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 Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:33 pm
Well, one of them anyway.
He seems clean, well kept; he's fun to talk to, bright, interesting... He just has no sort of courtesy and is the laziest b*****d I've ever met.
He never cleans up after himself without one of the two of us asking him to or making a list of chores. He wouldn't buy paper towels, TP, dish soap, or any of the other general commodities until we started keeping track of that too.
You'd think it'd occur to someone, especially a vegan, to have some common courtesy. To clean up your messes, wash your dishes, buy loo roll now and again.
But no, in the first six months he was here, that's one purchase he never made. I tested him once, kept spare TP in my room and waited to see what he'd do when we ran out. Three weeks passed. He went through all of our napkins. Our paper towels. And resorted to a week of using the GROCERY STORE ADVERTS. WTF? Seriously? Wouldn't you get a clue at some point, take your car, or walk the ********' three blocks to the store, and buy yourself some goddamned toilet paper?
But no, dear flatmate-- you don't.
Or when you DO do your dishes, since we've asked you to repeatedly, wouldn't you think to try and actually get them clean? No, I guess the obvious thing to do is leave a layer of grease all over the skillet, black sludge in the bottom of glasses, and crud dried to bowels and plates. Then put them in the dish drainer. And when you do put them away, which is once in a blue moon, you put them away wet and still dirty.
Paying bills would be nice occasionally. You owe me 80 bucks for gas, remember. Have you payed our cable bill yet, or just forgotten it's in your name?
And would you stop buying in bulk when everything you buy ends up going bad anyway? I'd kind of like to have some space for my own groceries.
And while there's so much more I could say here, I'm going to stop now before I walk out there into the living room and STRANGLE YOU RIGHT BLOODY NOW!
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:04 pm
But a funny story, nonetheless. Or maybe I just enjoy hearing about slovenly freaks... I don't care, either way. My uncle is the same way, though.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:14 pm
The fact that I had to pay the cable bill to get it turned back on just adds to this rant. I'ma kill him.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:01 pm
Make sure the cops think it is a suicide. Use his filthy behaviors as 'evidence' of his lack of care for his life. ninja
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