Disclaimer: If you are offended by any joke dont post a reply contact me, i dont want to offend just make ppl laugh!
WoW Jokes
You know you play to much WoW when you get a brain freeze and all movement is slowed by 60% (I made this one up)
You know you play to much WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate. (My husband told me this one)
You know you play to much WoW when you go to a bar, see a girl you like and ask your friend to tank her friends. (My husband told me this one)
(No Offence to Paladins, my husband told me this joke and since I’m a lock I found it funny) So a Paladin walked into a bar and sat next to a Warlock. The Paladin asks “Hey buddy how about you conjure me up a beer.” The Warlock sets his drink down and looks at the Paladin and says “Bud I can’t do that.” So he turns back to his drink and his thoughts. A few seconds later the Paladin says “Then conjure me some bread will ya?” The Warlock sighs and puts down his drink, and turns to face the Paladin, “Hey buddy I’m a Warlock, I don’t conjure.” The Warlock turns back to his beer thinking that is the end of the discussion. When the Paladin says “If you can’t conjure what good are ya?” The Warlock sighed and stood up and faced the Paladin beer in hand. With one swift move the Warlock brought the beer mug down on the Paladins face. The Paladin went down in a mix of blood and booze. The Warlock straightened his robe and said “I’m sorry I thought you were a tank”. Then calmly walked out.
WoW Jokes
You know you play to much WoW when you get a brain freeze and all movement is slowed by 60% (I made this one up)
You know you play to much WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate. (My husband told me this one)
You know you play to much WoW when you go to a bar, see a girl you like and ask your friend to tank her friends. (My husband told me this one)
(No Offence to Paladins, my husband told me this joke and since I’m a lock I found it funny) So a Paladin walked into a bar and sat next to a Warlock. The Paladin asks “Hey buddy how about you conjure me up a beer.” The Warlock sets his drink down and looks at the Paladin and says “Bud I can’t do that.” So he turns back to his drink and his thoughts. A few seconds later the Paladin says “Then conjure me some bread will ya?” The Warlock sighs and puts down his drink, and turns to face the Paladin, “Hey buddy I’m a Warlock, I don’t conjure.” The Warlock turns back to his beer thinking that is the end of the discussion. When the Paladin says “If you can’t conjure what good are ya?” The Warlock sighed and stood up and faced the Paladin beer in hand. With one swift move the Warlock brought the beer mug down on the Paladins face. The Paladin went down in a mix of blood and booze. The Warlock straightened his robe and said “I’m sorry I thought you were a tank”. Then calmly walked out.
