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Daimond

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:57 am


Disclaimer: If you are offended by any joke dont post a reply contact me, i dont want to offend just make ppl laugh!

WoW Jokes

You know you play to much WoW when you get a brain freeze and all movement is slowed by 60% (I made this one up)

You know you play to much WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate. (My husband told me this one)

You know you play to much WoW when you go to a bar, see a girl you like and ask your friend to tank her friends. (My husband told me this one)

(No Offence to Paladins, my husband told me this joke and since I’m a lock I found it funny) So a Paladin walked into a bar and sat next to a Warlock. The Paladin asks “Hey buddy how about you conjure me up a beer.” The Warlock sets his drink down and looks at the Paladin and says “Bud I can’t do that.” So he turns back to his drink and his thoughts. A few seconds later the Paladin says “Then conjure me some bread will ya?” The Warlock sighs and puts down his drink, and turns to face the Paladin, “Hey buddy I’m a Warlock, I don’t conjure.” The Warlock turns back to his beer thinking that is the end of the discussion. When the Paladin says “If you can’t conjure what good are ya?” The Warlock sighed and stood up and faced the Paladin beer in hand. With one swift move the Warlock brought the beer mug down on the Paladins face. The Paladin went down in a mix of blood and booze. The Warlock straightened his robe and said “I’m sorry I thought you were a tank”. Then calmly walked out.
 
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:54 pm


Those were hilarious, aside from the first and last one, no offence.

How many rogues does it take to kill a pally?
One to gank him and the other one to wait at the inn.


That's all I got xD

The Spirit of Versailles


T.A.D

Alien Businessman

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:18 pm


Found all of these on http://www.jokecat.com/WarCraft_Humor.php

An alliance army is marching across the barrens to raid Orgrimmar when a Shaman comes running up and makes a rude gesture at the General. The General points to two of his soldiers and orders them to kill the Shaman. The Shaman runs away round a mountain and the soldiers follow. After a few minutes the Shaman comes back with no sign of the Alliance soldiers. He insults the General who promptly sends ten officers to kill the Shaman. The Shaman runs round the hill and returns again. The General getting very annoyed orders forty men to kill the shaman. They all chase him round the hill and for ten minutes nothing happens. Then one badly wounded soldier comes back limping and says "Sir, it was a trap! There's two of them!"

• The alliance killed a Shaman and Blizzard shut down the server to investigate.
• What do you call a gnome in a kodos-herd? Roadkill!
• What's the difference between a Gnome and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
• What's the difference between a run-over critter and a run-over Gnome? There's skid marks before the critter.
• What do you call 50 Gnomes at the bottom of Loch Modan? A good start.
• Why didn't the Undead cross the road? Cause he didn't have the guts!
• How do you stop a Gnome from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
• How do you make a Gnome drink ? Put it in the liquidizer for 10 minutes....
• Patch 1.9 notes: - Due to a bug Shamans sometimes died in combat, that bug is now fixed.
• How many undead rogues does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to remove the broken lamp with his 1337 n1nj4 skillz while the other gets his mother since he is only 14.
• How many Paladins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, shield + hearthstone.
• What's the difference between a Gnome and a basketball? You don't kick a basketball...
• When you are killed by a Druid, it is considered death by natural causes?

There was a Shaman, who was just and fair. Once he encountered a strong and wise dragon. When he finally slayed it (with 50% of life lost), a dragon's spirit appeared in front of him. Dragon spirit: "Shaman, you are strong, wise and fair. For that, I will grant you three wishes" Shaman: "My first wish is that I have unique full Shaman gear." And the Shaman appears in plus 2000 all skills and resistances, stamina, intellect, strength, agility, spirit... and cool brown-colored gear. Dragon Spirit: "Your wish came true. What do you want now?" Shaman: "I want to switch my class to utterly invincible class!" And the Shaman appears in a class called Uberalles with all available armors and weapons with mana, rage and energy bar. Dragon spirit: "You have one last wish, Shaman" Uberalles: "I want my class to be invincible!" And he became a Shaman again.

What do you call a gnome on a firing range.
Target practice.
What do you call a fat gnome on a firing range.
Target practice for noobs.

A blonde mage human was speeding with her mount on the roads in Elwynn forest when a blonde female paladin cop pulls her over. The mage says: "what is the problem ma'am?" Cop: "You were speeding, it's only allowed to drive at 200% max here, you were going 250%. I'll be needing your driver license." The mage starts searching her purse looking very confused. After a while the cop says: "it's something small with your picture on it." The blonde mage as stupid as she is pulls out her make-up mirror, "here you go ma’am" The cop looks at it and says: "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't knew you were a cop also, proceed."

What do you call a gnome married to a beautiful female Night Elf? Rich!

How do you make a dead gnome float? Take one dead gnome and two scoops of ice cream...

• How many Gnomes does it take to paint your wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
• So, a Tauren in full Lightforge armor walks into a bar. The barman says "Holy cow."
• Why did the Tauren cross the street? To get to the udder side.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:00 am


I don't have any jokes...But these are sort of funnny. I'mma do it in white though so I don'ts getsums in troubles:

Rouges do it from behind
Warriors do it with chains
Druids do it in the woods
Paladins use protection


Also me and my sister make up pick-up lines, I have em written down in my old journal...I'll dig that up at some point.

Shijan


-DementedHamstr-

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:41 am


Blizzard has lifestealing!! It's proc'd on over 9million of us!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:58 am


xD These are awesome! I wish I knew some to tell, but I don't yet. ^^;

Levallia Lunaire


Azerith The Hero

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:13 pm


Daimond
Disclaimer: If you are offended by any joke dont post a reply contact me, i dont want to offend just make ppl laugh!

WoW Jokes

You know you play to much WoW when you get a brain freeze and all movement is slowed by 60% (I made this one up)

You know you play to much WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate. (My husband told me this one)

You know you play to much WoW when you go to a bar, see a girl you like and ask your friend to tank her friends. (My husband told me this one)

(No Offence to Paladins, my husband told me this joke and since I’m a lock I found it funny) So a Paladin walked into a bar and sat next to a Warlock. The Paladin asks “Hey buddy how about you conjure me up a beer.” The Warlock sets his drink down and looks at the Paladin and says “Bud I can’t do that.” So he turns back to his drink and his thoughts. A few seconds later the Paladin says “Then conjure me some bread will ya?” The Warlock sighs and puts down his drink, and turns to face the Paladin, “Hey buddy I’m a Warlock, I don’t conjure.” The Warlock turns back to his beer thinking that is the end of the discussion. When the Paladin says “If you can’t conjure what good are ya?” The Warlock sighed and stood up and faced the Paladin beer in hand. With one swift move the Warlock brought the beer mug down on the Paladins face. The Paladin went down in a mix of blood and booze. The Warlock straightened his robe and said “I’m sorry I thought you were a tank”. Then calmly walked out.

that Paly one was cold
(maybe he was holy spec with some cloth and leather, that may explain why he even went down)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:38 am


rofl Funny. Sorry I don't know any to tell though.

ODDI-NIM


Shinigawa

PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:44 pm


anyone else notice how "gnome" jokes are the same as "dead baby" jokes

i guess it kinda makes sence
PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:00 pm


i don't have any jokes either but these jokes are really funny *rolls on the floor laughing

undead_anica


PeterBainner

PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:43 pm


You know you play too much WoW when you go to a bank, and ask for your money in Gold, Silver, and copper.

You know you play too much WoW when a group of schoolyard bullies are sitting around and you run into the lot of them screaming "LEEROY JENKINS!"

You know you play too much WoW when you want to explore the drainpipe and ask random people if they wanna run WC with you.

You know you play too much WoW when you're running from someone trying to beat you up, and after the 20 feet mark, you yell, "GLITCH!!!"

You know you play too much WoW when your little brother takes your food and you try to turn him into a sheep.

You know you play far too much WoW when you actually laugh at these jokes.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:20 pm


Ok this ones dirty and kinda stupid... so well yeh,
Ok what comes out of an girl orcs v****a when having harcore sex....
"Blood and Thunder!"

-Stealth_As_Night-


Levallia Lunaire

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:10 pm


@fapman: I LOVE Penny Arcade! That, VGCats, 8-Bit Theater, and The Onion are all that keep me sane-ish at work! 8D

@333Necromancer333: I guess I haven't been playing long enough to get the "Leeroy Jenkins" one, but those are hilarious. xD

@-Stealth_As_Night-:...I'm gonna' pretend I didn't read that. O.< *twitch*
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:13 pm


You know you play too much wow when your Gaia avatar has an Orc epic mount (wild things as the wolf with the three parts of red armor)

and sadly, yes i do have that >.>

AsherKitsune

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