The Holiday Doom of Shopping on Gaia


Child: Mommy! I-I have...to go potty.....
and so...does Mister Fuzzu-....oh never mind.....
Mother: "What do you mean ne-......
U-uh...N-no Mr. Fuzzums!!!"
Child:"Mommy what's that above your head?"
Mother:"Mistle...toe....."
Child: "Aw you named him!?"
Mother: "Him?" -stares up to the coco- "!!"
Child: "Can I keep him!!!?"
Mother: "What ...no!"
Child:" But!"
Mother: "I said no...now let us finish...shopping...."
Child: "But!"
Mother:"no buts!"
Child:"Mommy what's with the owl?"
Mother:"What owl?" -owl flutters on her shoulder- "Nevermind...."
Child:"Mommy..."
Mother:"..."
child:"Mommy....."
Mother:"..."
Child:"....MOMMY!"
Mother:"WHAT!?"
child:"Hi!~" -giggles.-
Mother: "....." -twitches-
Child: -hums- "Can I hold the narwhaul?"
Mother: "No."
Child: "Please?"
Mother:"No..."
Child: "PWEASE!!!!"
Mother: -glares-
Child: -stops and looks down.
Soon crosses one leg over the
other and whimpers-
Mother:"Just hold it...."
Child: "But..."
Mother: "I said hold it...."
???:"Hey!"
Child:"Tim I said hold it!"
Tim:"Wasn't me!"
???:"Hey!!"
Mother:"Tim I'm serious! Just hold it!"
Tim: "It wasn't me!!"
Navi:"HEY! You left your Pora!!"
(tis long diolague sorry but
I feel this way on gaia sometimes.
Can't make up my mind on what to
buy or what pops up and such.)