Well, I myself have had some experience writing stories. I figure I'd give my services to those who wanted them. In case you're skeptical of my abilites, you can just PM me for some of my previous work, but be warned that the ONLY thing I write is erotic, and doesn't have TOO big a plot, aside from a Naruto FF that I'm doing for my friend. Anyways, if anyone wants me to write an erotic story for them, I'll be happy to lend you my pencil, my hand, and my time.