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 Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:49 am
ninja write your funny anime skits or just anime skits here.. ninja heart A naruXhina skit heart @Ichiraku's... Naruto: Ok Hinata you can open your eyes now! Hinata: *gasp* N-Naruto-kun! You didn't... Naruto: *grins* I sure did! Hinata: *squeals* OMG! A candellight ramen dinner for two!!! I must b-be the luckiest girl i-in Konoha! Naruto: You ARE the luckiest girl in Konoha! You have me for a boyfriend ;D Hinata: N-Naruto-kun Naruto: Anyways Ayane hit it! Ayane: Right! *plays Lady and the Tramp music then father serves one ramen bowl* Naruto: Shall we? Hinata: Eating... NaruHina: *both pick up the same noodle and slurp then their lips accidentially connect* NaruHina: Hinata: *breaks away* A-Ano...Naruto-kun I- Naruto: *kisses* Happy one month Aniversary Hina-chan! ^_^ Hinata: *hugs* Naruto-kun!!! I love you!!! Naruto: I don't blame you
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:43 pm
sasuke was always jeolous of naruto and wanted 2 fight him again so sasuke kidnaped hinata and left a note on naruto's door sasuke: finally ill be albe 2 fight naruto again hinata: sasuke yur crazy sasuke: im not crazy im emo *naruto comes* naruto: sasuke u assface let her go hinata: NARUTO! heart naruto: hay hinata heart sasuke: finally lets fight naruto: again fine *sighs* *naruto and sasuke fight*  *draw* naruto: come on hinata *frees hinata and they both go on a date* sasuke so close i almost got him  orchimaru: come on sasuke *caution orchimaru is micheal jackson  * *meanwhile* naruto: tat was an awsome date hinata hinata: yea it was by naruto-kun *  * THe END
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:50 pm
I just made up a Temari x Shikamaru skit!
Temari: C'mon, Shikamaru! * runs down sidewalk *
Shikamaru: I'm coming! what a drag * mutters under breath *
Temari: Yay!!!!!!!!
Shikamaru: What?
Temari: We made it! * pushes Shikamaru into lake *
Shikamaru: * drags Temari with him *
Temari: Shikamaru!
Shikamaru: No man goes down without a fight.
Temari: * smirks *
Shikamaru: * kisses Temari *
Temari: * starts laughing *
and they spend the rest of the day talking and watching the clouds! biggrin lol xd blaugh 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:27 pm
Akina4325 I just made up a Temari x Shikamaru skit! Temari: C'mon, Shikamaru! * runs down sidewalk * Shikamaru: I'm coming! what a drag * mutters under breath * Temari: Yay!!!!!!!! Shikamaru: What? Temari: We made it! * pushes Shikamaru into lake * Shikamaru: * drags Temari with him * Temari: Shikamaru! Shikamaru: No man goes down without a fight. Temari: * smirks * Shikamaru: * kisses Temari * Temari: * starts laughing * and they spend the rest of the day talking and watching the clouds! biggrin lol xd blaugh 3nodding how sweet i soo like it..
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explosive skittles Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:31 pm
It's Christmas monring in Konoha as Naruto rushes down the stairs to see what Santa has brought him. He cant believe his eyes. It's Ino, Sakura and Hinata all dressed in Mrs. Santa Clause type bikinis with big red bows in their hair. Sakura is the first to speak.
Sakura: Open me first Naruto.
Ino: No, open me first.
Hinata: No, you like me the most open me first.
Naruto: Ladies, Ladies no need to fight. There's an Easy way to resolve this..... Rock, Paper, Scissors.
The three ladies start a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Sakura wins and as Naruto slowly heads towards to open his "present" he hears a voice.
Voice: Naruto, wake up its Christmas!!
Then Naruto is hit awake as Konohamaru is standing over him. Its Christmas Naruto. Its Christmas!!!
Naruto: I'm ganna kill you Konohamaru!!! Naruto chases Konohamaru around Konoha clean until New Years
P.s I didn't make it... I found it
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:32 pm
Gaaras_Puppet It's Christmas monring in Konoha as Naruto rushes down the stairs to see what Santa has brought him. He cant believe his eyes. It's Ino, Sakura and Hinata all dressed in Mrs. Santa Clause type bikinis with big red bows in their hair. Sakura is the first to speak. Sakura: Open me first Naruto. Ino: No, open me first. Hinata: No, you like me the most open me first. Naruto: Ladies, Ladies no need to fight. There's an Easy way to resolve this..... Rock, Paper, Scissors. The three ladies start a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Sakura wins and as Naruto slowly heads towards to open his "present" he hears a voice. Voice: Naruto, wake up its Christmas!! Then Naruto is hit awake as Konohamaru is standing over him. Its Christmas Naruto. Its Christmas!!! Naruto: I'm ganna kill you Konohamaru!!! Naruto chases Konohamaru around Konoha clean until New Years P.s I didn't make it... I found it got me.. lol
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explosive skittles Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:39 pm
musicmisery14 Gaaras_Puppet It's Christmas monring in Konoha as Naruto rushes down the stairs to see what Santa has brought him. He cant believe his eyes. It's Ino, Sakura and Hinata all dressed in Mrs. Santa Clause type bikinis with big red bows in their hair. Sakura is the first to speak. Sakura: Open me first Naruto. Ino: No, open me first. Hinata: No, you like me the most open me first. Naruto: Ladies, Ladies no need to fight. There's an Easy way to resolve this..... Rock, Paper, Scissors. The three ladies start a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Sakura wins and as Naruto slowly heads towards to open his "present" he hears a voice. Voice: Naruto, wake up its Christmas!! Then Naruto is hit awake as Konohamaru is standing over him. Its Christmas Naruto. Its Christmas!!! Naruto: I'm ganna kill you Konohamaru!!! Naruto chases Konohamaru around Konoha clean until New Years P.s I didn't make it... I found it got me.. lol lol mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:55 pm
I would like to name this skit:
Naruto's Button of Doom!
Naruto and Sasuke find themselves in the middle of nowhere.
To their left is a huge warehouse/barn-ish thing. To their right is the densest, most non-negotiable forest known to man:
*slowly but surely, the rain picks up into a squall so cold and windy that they must take to the Barn thingy.*
Naruto: Good thing we found this place, huh.
Sasuke: I don't know. It seems a bit suspicious here.
*squinty look around barn*
Naruto: don't worry Sasuke. Our writer is kind, smart, and beautiful. There is nothing to worry about.
*points to wall*
Naruto: See, she even provided us with electrical light that would not normally be present in our show. Gee, thanx!
(you're welcome.)
*Sasuke inspects wonderful magic button,
which looks pretty damn suspicious*
Sasuke: I don't trust it. We should leave.
(You don't know how right you are. *insert evil laugh here*)
Naruto: (being the fool he is)- No Sasuke! Here, let me show you!
*pushes magic button.*
------From here on, it would go something like this:
Click.
Whir.
Sproingy noise- Sproingy noise
AMAZING FLASH OF LIGHT
Horrible and unexpected barn fire of PAIN.
Coincidentally, due to the large amount of dried undergrowth, the dense forest concealing the "Village Hidden in the Trees" (or whatever) was tragically burnt to cinders.
And so ends my skit. xd
Come on guys! enough Naruto already! rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:36 am
The Oy story xD Ichigo: Oy, Rukia! Rukia: Hm...Ichigo, I've always wondered why you say "Oy" alot... Ichigo: Oy it's none of your business, it's just a habit. Rukia: Is that so? I wonder what happened while you were a child... Ichigo: NOOOO FLASH BACK!! D: -In the flash back- Bully: You suck, Ichigo. D:< Ichigo: I don't care! LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!!! Bully: NO. -beats him up- Ichigo: Ow D: Bully: From now on, you have to get used to saying "oy" GOT IT!? Ichigo: Yeah, okay! -bully beats him up again- Ichigo: OW D: Bully: SAY OY DAMN IT Ichigo: OYYY MAN!!! Bully: OOOHHH YEAH >:] -Back in the real world- Rukia: Ichigo? ICHIGO!? IIIICHIIIIGOOOO!?!?! Lol, strawberry biggrin Ichigo: Oy, OMG o___O;; Rukia: Hm...had a flashback? Ichigo: Yeah. Rukia: Ichigo? You suck. Ichigo: Hey! don't you dare say that! Rukia: OMG. You don't say oy anymore! Ichigo: I don't? Oh, right.... Rukia: Nah, I'm used to you saying oy. NOW SAY OYYYY Ichigo: Y-Yes ma'am!! -Rukia kicks him- SAY IT D:< Ichigo: O-oy...Rukia...
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:38 am
[NOTE: interview took place before Team Kakashi left Konoha in order to follow Sasori's dieing words of information on meeting Kabuto, his spy within Orochimaru's hide-out. It still might contain SPOILERS for those that do not watch Shippuuden or read the manga scans.]
Marala-chan: Hello, and welcome to a Special addition of Marala-chan's Super Ace! Reporter Interviews! *applause* Tonight, we will have a very special guest who's traveled all the way from Konoha to get here tonight. Put your hands together for... Uzumaki Naruto-kun!!!
*more applause*
Marala-chan: Nice to meet you, Naruto-kun. xp
Naruto: Nice to meet'chya!
Marala-chan: So, Naruto-kun, you've been away training with Jiraya-san for two years now, is that correct?
Naruto: Yep! Ero-Senin has been a great teacher!
Marala-chan: What is it you would say has changed most about yourself in these past years?
Naruto: My height! I'm much taller than I was. I'm bigger than Sakura-chan now!
Marala-chan: Is it true that you are currently working on perfecting the Rasengan to a more powerful, fully-developed level?
Naruto: Yeah!
Marala-chan: It's a pity that Sasuke seems to be the training equivilant of 1 million steps ahead of you, ne?
Naruto: ... stare Did you have to bring that up...?
Marala-chan: Ur... sweatdrop right.... *bows* I'm very sorry!
Naruto: Yeah, yeah...
Marala-chan: Anyway... How would you say things at Konoha have changed since you left?
Naruto: Everyone's some much more grown-up looking. Well, that is, except for Kakashi-sensei. Oh, and Gaara is the Kazekage now! I can't believe I missed that. And everyone has been training while I was away. They all look amazing! whee
Marala-chan: I heard that Team Kakashi is being re-essembled for a special mission on finding and retreaving Sasuke-kun. Did I hear correctly?
Naruto: Yeah, you did! I can't to see Sasuke again, he'll finally be away from that freak Orochimaru.
Marala-chan: Naruto-kun, I have personally been curious... Exactly what do you plan to do once you've caught up to Sasuke...?
Naruto: ....
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Ehehe.... sweatdrop
Marala-chan: Well...?
Naruto: *mumble* I guess we could always lock him up in a dark room until he agrees to reform and become a proper Konoha ninja again....
Marala-chan: *sigh* You hadn't thought that far, had you? Geez...
{Fin}
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