*TAKE YOUR MEDICINE! ( a daily dose of crazy)*

[Dyzzi]

I've decided to keep everyone in good spirits and let out some of my psychoness at the same time.. EVERY. FRIGGIN. DAY. blaugh

So I'm gonna make a totally off the wall random statement or quote every day i come to this guild! Starting Today!

Be sure to Check IN every day For All The Random Goodness to make yu smile and forget that life sucks, ya emo freak!!! 3nodding

and maybe.....just maaaybeee....I'll actually use up all this crazy built up inside my head and I'll be.. *gasp* NORMAL!!!!

Alrighty! Let US BEgin!  

[Dyzzi]

Day 1:


I hate rainbows! You know, You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business,and they'll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your a$$, and you'll be all like "HEY! Get Outta my A$$, Ya Stupid Rainbows!"

scream scream  

[Dyzzi]

Day 2:

When Life Gives You Lemons,
Squirt Juice In People's eyes..
AND RUN.





or, if you prefer,
when life gives you lemons, make beef stew! ^_^  

[Dyzzi]

Day 3:


"i before e except after c and when sounding like "ay" as in neighbor and weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!"

"a-b-c-d-e-f-g- i- will- kill- your- family"

 

[Dyzzi]

Day: 4

"okay Naruto, your first task is to walk on water."
"like jesus?"
"yes Naruto, like jesus."
"wait a minute...Does that mean Jesus was a NINJA?"
"yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja."
"really?!"
"NO NOT REALLY!!!"
"aaaw..."

 

[Kakashi Kirby-]

Dyzzi

Day: 4

"okay Naruto, your first task is to walk on water."
"like jesus?"
"yes Naruto, like jesus."
"wait a minute...Does that mean Jesus was a NINJA?"
"yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja."
"really?!"
"NO NOT REALLY!!!"
"aaaw..."

OMG I LOVE THE PIC ^ /^  

[Pabo666]

It's all so true! domokun ninja domokun ninja
ninja ninja ninja  

[I_kill_cheese]

hokage did you take your medication today?
did you take your SHUT THE HELL UP TODAY?!
ah touche  

[Dyzzi]

Day: 5

"Kids, don't eat guitar strings...
they taste terrible and they make your mouth bleed, which isn't very fun, especially if you have herpes"

 

[Dyzzi]

Genma: "This is the worst Chunin exam ever!!"

Kakashi: "Worse than the time the hokage got drunk?"

*flashback*

Hokage: "You guys're cool. especially you two bishonen no jutsu guys...and you, mr. mummy guy. you're all awesome. in fact, all of you are chunins!"

Genin: "um...shouldn't we have an exam for that?"

Hokage: "You're about to have an exam of my foot up your a** in a second!!"

*end flashback*

Genma: "...yeah.. worse than that."

 

[Dyzzi]

Hokage: "Konohamaru, look. Everything the light touches is my kingdom...."

Konohamaru: "and someday it'll all be mine?"

Hokage: "pffft! no! who told you that?!"