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 Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:50 pm
This is a fourm for you to post any funnel infomercials, and funny commercials. They can be ones you made up yourself or ones you found on Youtube. As long as it's funny, or stupidly funny.
Here's a couple I made last night
Flamethrower Umbrella
Do you like camping, but don't want to mess with putting up a tent? Do you love to roast marshmallow, but don't have a fire pit in the backyard? Is your stove broken? Well buy this Flamethrower! It cooks hot dogs! It burns stuff! It roasts marshmallow! It can set fire to a mansion!
But wait that's not all it does! Don't have a good umbrella to use? Lose your umbrella? Is it raining and you don't have anything to keep you dry? Or are you simply a Vampire who likes to mingle in the day time, but can't keep the sunlight off your skin?
It also makes a fashionable Umbrella!
-Shows vampire tanning in the sun then burst into flames and giving a thumbs up sign-
It also can be a helpful parachute -shows a guy skydiving and the Umbrella caves in on him-
I thought we were going to edit that clip... OH ANYWAY....
This great item is available for 3 payments of $69.99
LOL 69!
BUT WAIT ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE NINJA! THAT'S RIGHT A FREE NINJA! WHO DOESN'T LIKE A NINJA.
-Flamethrower Umbrella Co. is not responsible if you set your own house on fire. Or your neighbor's.-
Axel: I want 10!
Emo In A Can
Have you always wanted to be an emo? Have you wanted to wear all black but don't want to go through the haste of bleeding on the furniture when you cut yourself?
Riku: I hate that! All my furniture is white...
Cloud: All my furniture is black to I don't mind....
WELL NOW YOU CAN!
Sora: NO WAY!
WITH EMO IN A CAN! You just point and spray!
Watch as we turn this white couch all black! -shows can of black spray paint with the label crossed out and replaced with 'EMO IN A CAN!' in big red letters and a razer.-
-points and spray at Sora-
Sora: YAY I'M EMO!
Sora, you have to cut the ADD....
Sora: Oh -cuts himself-
You didn't have to go that far...
Directer: He's bleeding on my set! They're all bleeding on my set!
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:44 am
Ahaha oh god those commercials still make me laugh Anime. xDD They're hilarious.
I dun have any I made but this Snickers commercial always amuses me. xD
And it's not a funny one, but these commercials are creepy as all hell because of that guy's voice. >< Not good commercials to see at 2 in the morning, either. >:0
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:07 pm
That snicker's commercial was amusin'. It looks like fun to throw trash cans at stuff.
Dood that guy's voice sounds like... Kinda like Ren's from Ren and Stimpy....
It also sounds like a person who would be in Silence of the Lambs.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:10 pm
Oh yeah, I remember seeing that Snickers commercial before. It's amusing. YEEES! *throws trash can*
The furniture one was scary. In one of the comments someone said that dude sounded like Satan. XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:53 pm
I love the Snickers one. xDD
I told my friends when I learn to drive and get a car that I am going to do that. Drive by their house and yell out FEAST~!!
Me: "And you guys better run out and get in my car~!!"
Friend 1: "But what if we are using the bathroom?"
Me: "PSH~!! Run out faster~!!"
Friend 2: "Dude your car is so going to get messed up."
WTF LOL
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:11 pm
xd @ link Anime posted
Equine - He -does- sound like Satan. gonk
Hope - xDD
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:59 pm
The link is part of an on going series. Vexen is sueing Marluxia for Sexual Harassment. There is a mature block page, but Xigbar shot someone in the head then they started to yell about monkey bars, so something. xD It's one of the best comics ever!
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:18 pm
I couldn't find all the clips I wanted. I saw them on '100 Most Outragous Moments of All-Time'. It was so funny. xD
One was from Jerry Springer. This girls was like "You're a whore! H-O-R-E!"
-other girl doesn't notice-
"...There's a 'W' in there."
And then there was this cooking show where this guy was puttin' sasage in it's skin and he was like "I see. The more I squeeze it the bigger it gets."
And then one of them was a lady had a bowl of nuts and some guy was standin' next to her and she was like "You take a break while i take a nibble of Chris's nuts."
Then there was another one, it was a cat food cammerical and there was this cat food call p***y and the guy was like "Now you can get p***y in a can!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:47 pm
I haven't watched them all yet, but the Bush one was great. XDD The ones you quoted were funny too!
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