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 Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:53 pm
Well, i know that valk and I will go completely off topic at some point in this thread. But why not try, you know?
Riddles... (answers are in white)
What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
Silence
What is special about the number 854917632
It contails the numbers one to nine, in alphabetical order.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
What object has keys that opens no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
A keyboard.
The more of these you take, the more appear behind you.
Footsteps
What goes around the world but stays in the corner?
A stamp
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:00 pm
“I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.”
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:01 pm
“If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:09 pm
... Great now theres an entire topic against randomness.
What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the day and 3 legs at night?
People, a baby crawl's on 4 legs, adults walk on 2 and old people have walking sticks
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:55 pm
lol but why the morning, day and night? wouldn't it be beginning, middle and end?
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:11 pm
“If I had a mine shaft, I don’t think I would just abandon it. There’s got to be a better way...”
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:28 pm
Woah off Topic already... And i only posted once
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:30 pm
No thats not going off topic, we were talking about the first post!
This is going off topic...
WITH THE JAPANESE SAID MOLE RABBIT! And the fangirls, they get something different :3
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DAMN IT VALK!
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:33 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:34 pm
STOP IT! your making me go crazy domokun
HARRY POTTER IS A NERD IN DESGUISE! ...
NOOOOooooooooo!
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:44 pm
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