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FLASH FLOOD WARNING... OF PUDDING! maybe... okay, i lie, it's not pudding, it's a big block of text...

hey kiddos, whassup? i got an impotant thingymabobber to discuss with everyone who is sure of their existence.... so all you philosophers and/or potheads go sit over there...

so it has come to my attention that the guild owner (aidan, we misses joos! ;-; ) has been banned on false charges of hacking/muling gold/pimping/eating babies/blowing up the moon/molesting aisian men who look too pretty for my comfort... i cant remember which, just pick one of the options and we'll roll with it...

her exile could not have come at a worse time, as we have been entertaining thoughts of expanding our guild and reaching out to new members... sadly, without the owner, we are severely limited in forum size, which means good threads that we wanna keep will eventuall have to be deleted to make room for new stuff... with the more members we get the more often we mods gonna have to edit the forums... and let's face it, we mods would rather be lazy >.>

to combat future problems that may arise, i have come up with the following plans:

PLAN I: OPERATION "Democratic Futility, and then something we picked up from those guys with tablecloths on their heads..."

we start a petition to get Aidan back on gaia where she belongs... odds are noone will listen to us, so we will be forced to strap bombs to young and impressionable (translation: easily manipulated) newb avatars and send themto the middle of crowds in TOWNS to send our message out and cleanse teh intarwebz of teh infidel haxxors... this will accomplish nothing, but it will amuse me for a day or two before i grow tired of it and decide i'd rather be playing the latest awesome vidjimagame that i have by no doubt added to my ever-expanind collection by then...


PLAN II: OPERATION "Radioactive Gekko, maybe we destroy tokyo..."

we take a page from all those godzilla movies and we attempt to make a giant lizard to destroy gaia headquarters... and just about everything else in the area... and then we go to tokyo to eat sushi and maybe get me a cute japanese girlfriend... however, or first attempt at making a giant lizard monster will be on a severely limited budget, so we end up throwing the lizardin a microwave and hope for the best.... we then clean up the mess in the microwave made from our recent failure...
next, we buy an island tesing facility and a nuke (and various lizards we will release onto the island) and set off the nuke on the island... most of the lizards will be instantly vaporized and the survivors will likely die later f radiation poisoning... some might get cancer... all offspring will be horribly deformed, possibly quite large, but nowhere near big enough to topple a skyscraper...
after depleting the majority of our budget, we buy an iguana and expose it to x-rays and maybe a c.a.t. scan... PETA then busts in and has us carted off to jail under charges of animal cruelty for all the lizards we vaporized with a nuke...


PLAN III: OPERATION "A Golden Heart Gives to Charity, because i wanted to get a mail-order bride with the money but then someone said they got one and she was ugleh... also cause ethiopian orphans dont know how to cook and i dont wanna buy a freeloader..."

this seems like the only viable plan, however i originally regected it because i wouldent get much amusement from it cuz it would require a lot of work on my part... anyway, ever since i joined Gaia, i've been rather successful, i suppose... i often get large sums of gold from selling items i dont want anymore, and then spend that money on junk and then sell more stuff and the buy more stuff... somehow i seem to have ammassed a large sum of gold doing this (which seems to completely defy logic, as i'm sure i should be broke by now...) and i believe i have more than enough gold to buy a new guild and keep it running for a long time... the thing is, i had planned to use this money to buy monthly collectibles and such, so do i really wanna spend it on something that would require responsibility from me? at this stage, no, i do not wish to do that, however, if we can get enough members, i might be willing to spend my copius amounts of gold on getting you little bloodsuckers a nice roomy place to hang out...

now run along, you little tramps, as i needs make haste to my mansion to count my innumerable wealth...

as i do this, you should be out there recruiting new members! for a jihad! wait, no then the guild would get empty again... get new members for breeding! yes! then our numbers will multiply exponentually! wait, no, then we'd just be a dating service... ARGH!!! nevermind all that, just go out there and get some new members!

By the way; molesting Asian men who look too pretty was me, and I didn't get banned.

Alright then, but can I still be a mod?

wow. long time no see. O.o

Is there any way for Aidan to give the guild to you, half_pint?

Ohh, okee doke. Well, then we should be fine.

Did you invite anyone?