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story so far (until end of page 4)

In the dead of night a dragon sleeps soundly, its chest rising and falling is a gentle rhythm unaware that a knight is on his way. When the knight arrives, the dragon wakes and kills him with a ball of fire. The knight's squire looked at the remains of his mentor with tears in his eyes and a wet patch on his leggings; the dragon lets out a loud roar shaking the rocks scattered on the ground.

Then a maiden dressed in male clothing came out from behind the dragon and said with a big smile on her face "give me all your money or you will become dessert for my friend."

The squire falls to the ground, a look of total hopelessness on his face.

"Hurry up my friend vodka here don't like waiting to find out if dessert is included or not " at that the squire empties his pockets and turns to walk away downcast with tears streaking down his face for his master

"What a loser" the maiden said with a smirk on her face, "what do you think of all this cash, my fellow companion?" and with that the squire was cooked to a delicious quality in one great blast of fire,

The dragon turned back to the maiden, she sighs, "Why are knights always so stupid?... Mainly because knights are full of hot air and testosterone," the maiden said with a wicked smirk!

The maiden and the dragon laughing retreated back to the dragons cave to get ready for the next knight they had tricked in to saving the "helpless" maiden. It wasn't long before an out of this world good-looking knight came to pass the cave. The maiden looked at the knight and could not stop gawking at him and so vodka the dragon started to get jealous.

"Maybe we should just see what this knight is going to do," the maiden said, with lust in her eyes.

"I shall save the fair maiden and marry her" the knight declared to nobody in particular.

Then his squire came out from behind him and sighed "are you on any drugs sir????" the knight turned round and gave the squire a very strange look and they proceeded to dance the horn pipe in a circle laughing.

The maidens eyes got wide, "kill him... quick!"

"Stop!" the knight yelled, "You are the fairest maiden I have ever seen! I wish to take you away from this place and marry you."

"I'm a successful business woman not a junkie, Kill him now!!!!!!!!"

"You can't kill me", the handsome knight yelled. "I have a magic sword that allows no harm to come to me." Holding up his sword most people in the immediate area noticed it was obviously made of wood, though the look of pride on the delusional knight face released a sense of pity that some didn't Realise they had.

"Come hear you stupid dragon, I will kill you," the knight shrieked in a voice that could only come from overwhelming fear and hysteria.
Vodka the dragon upon hearing stupid and dragon in the same sentence proceeded to short flame in the direction of the voice. Little did he know, because he acted hot-headedly, that the maiden was in the same vicinity as the knight.

"What the hell did you do that for????" screamed the maiden as she got up off the floor from where she had jumped out the way. The dragon blew a small puff of smoke at the maiden and looked a little ashamed. "That was very careless" The maiden said as she stoked the dragon on the neck," It's alright. Where did that dumb knight go?"

They looked everywhere but only found the knights smoking armour, but they could hear someone snickering but had no idea where the sound came from. They split up and searched through the surrounding forest.
They kept searching, the maiden swore that she kept seeing a naked man running out of the corner of her eye, but the nakedness was never confirmed when she looked.

"That's odd", the maiden said after an hour or so of chasing phantom nakedness through the forest. "There is nothing around and I swear that I am seeing things, maybe that blast scrambled my brain"

"OH MY GOODNESS!" said the shocked maiden as she spotted the naked knight running at her friend, more then just the branch in his hand swinging. Vodka turned round give the knight one long glare and he collapsed to the ground shaking.

"Wow" said the maiden, "you have to teach me that glare... now, what shall we do with this weirdo?" they both turned to the shaking knight, grins on their faces.

The maiden took out the enchanted rope from her bag and tied the naked knight to the nearest tree and the blindfolded him just for fun. Vodka's chuckle could be heard deep in his throat while shooting small shots of fire at all the knights exposed skin turning it a rosy red.

"Now that you are awake" said the maiden "you can explain why you are really here and what you really want, or vodka might roast you a little more???"

In hysterical sobs the knight told the tale of an evil wizard who had bewitched his mother and murdered his father, "only a beauty greater than my mother could distract the monster," a look of smugness was evident on th maidens face, "but you were all I could find!"

"Well if you are going to be that brutal vodka can roast you right now"
Round and puffy eyed, the knight shook his head, "but who will help my mother?" his face wrinkled up and tears again started to fall.

The maiden couldn't help feeling pity for the completely pathetic looking Knight, "Do you have a plan" she sighed.

A young girl walks up to them and hides not knowing what they are doing to the knight.

"Well..." said the knight, "I think you should enter the palace naked and..." the knight's trail of thought was lost at the sight of the throbbing vein on the maiden's forehead.

"... Any other plans?" asked the Maiden, grinding her teeth in annoyance.

"I have one," came the timid voice of the hidden young girl. Walking out from behind the tree, a scroll clutched in her small hand, the girl introduced herself, "my name's Lys."

"vodka keep an eye on him, if he moves roast him ok," vodka nods ecstatically, the maiden asked "what do you know about any plans we may or may not have been discussing, little girl??" as she walked up to the young girl eyes on the scroll.

Hiding the scroll behind her back the little girl turned her eyes to the Maiden, "it's rude not to introduce yourself back," she said, a frown creasing her brow.

"Oh, my name's Bell..." the maiden started but was interrupted by the knight, "I am Sir Edgar Von SmellyPants and I have travelled..."

BANG went Vodka's tail on Sir Edgar's head.

While Sir Edgar was in a dragon indulged daze, the maiden finished her introduction, "my name is Belladonna and this is my friend Vodka," she motions towards the pleased dragon "... Now about that plan?"

"Well" started Lys nervously "using the spell on the scroll we can disguise ourselves to be whatever the evil wizard wants and thus save sir's mother"

"and where would a scruffy girl like you get a magic scroll from???" asked Belladonna.

"What does it matter where I got it from, isn't it more important how we use it," Said Lys, her cheeks reddening.

"You may be right but why would you want to help this pathetic lump of a human being? And until you can answer that question truthfully I want that scroll" said Belladonna.

"The wizard is evil and must be stopped" replied Lys heatedly, the magic scroll disappearing behind her back again, "what better reason is there?"

"I am Sir Edgar Von Smellypants and I have travelled..." BANG!

"I just don't trust you," said Belladonna taking a quick glance over her shoulder at Sir Edgar and a very happy dragon, "you just turn up and offer to help... what do you get out of this arrangement?"

"I just want to be able to do some good and help people in trouble is that too much to believe?" asked Lys

Belladonna fell to the ground laughing hysterically and just managed to say
"how many Disney movies have you watched? this is the real world and it's going to eat you alive" before falling to the ground in more hysterical laughter. Lys stood there going red with anger and a look of disbelief on her face.





Lets start
In the dead of the night...

It's chest rising and falling is a gentle rhythm unaware that a knight is on his way.

The knights squire looked at the remains of his mentor with tears in his eyes and a wet patch on his leggings; the dragon lets out a loud roar shaking the rocks scattered on the ground.

The squire falls to the ground, a look of total hopelessness on his face.

"What a loser" the maiden said with a smirk on her face, "what do you think of all this cash, my fellow companion?"

The dragon turned back to the maiden, she sighs, "Why are knights always so stupid?"

the maiden and the dragon laughing retreated back to the dragons cave to get ready for the next knight they had tricked in to saving the " helpless" maiden

the maiden looked at the knight and could not stop gawking at him and so vodka the dragon started to get jealous