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The Lobster Queen
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:42 pm


I split the topic up because I realized my two discussion points had absolutely nothing to do with each other. xd

This is just a game and discussion for the characters that are older, developmentally-wise.

If your character met themselves five years ago (or as close to five years as you can get, OUR time -- not in their stories! Talking developmentally here x3), what would they do?

Yukio would slap his former self, tell him to grow a backbone and stop being such a goddamned pansy. And also let him know he'd better be good to Windi, or else. whee

Zarr would be infinitely amused and probably take his former self out for a night of very, very heavy drinking. And karaoke.
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:55 am


Vitae would very casually beat the crap out of his former self. Yinda would go "awwww lookit the widdle thief lol" and adopt her former self, Leste would worship his former self as role model, and Nathan would jump straight into bed with his former self because he's just that vain. Then, of course, he'd do his former self's hair and teach him the magic of color-coordination. And then he'd have a clone. gonk

And current Strider would probably slip his former self poison just to help the poor sod die and get it over with. (He was quite suicidal back in the day.)

Edit: Vitae would like to note that he would also gladly beat the s**t out of Raven, the Mary-Sue from RSM.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:34 pm


Current Janus would convince Former Janus to go and do something really adventurous and stupid, knowing Former Janus would get herself killed as a result. Current Janus would find this hilarious.

Iris would smack her former self, demanding that she cry a river, build a bridge and get over it, and then apologize and make them both tea.

Kasume would just annoy his former self.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:19 pm


Haha xd Original!Seishak would probably scare the s**t out of current Seishak, and then they'd both get into a long, loud argument over which one of them was better.

Current Kris would stare at Original!Kris and just go "WTF?"

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:13 pm


Current!Drazzy would beat the s**t out of Original!Drazzy for being a ******** pansy. Then he would give him a lecture on the benifits of having a spine.

Current!Erin would drive Original!Erin insane through being concentrated Genki Girl.

Asp would just kill his older self out of boredom. This would entertain him for a grand total of however long it takes for Original!Asp to die.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:00 pm


Current Yvon would laugh at his former self for being such a pansy wimp, and then probably go to bed with him. neutral He was more powerful back then, afterall.

Current Sphinx would look at his former self, then at me, and then ask why he's not as cool anymore. He used to be a supervillain, you know.

Current Shigure would ask his old self why the hell he was helping these twerpy kids, and then convince him to abandon them and take over the world. He's nice like that. He'd probably go and find former Shin, too, and kill him. Though former Shin could actually outwit Shigure. XD Speaking of which, if Shin met his old self, former Shin would probably make current Shin cry just for the hell of it.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:49 pm


Oh man.

Current Amy would shoot herself at the sight of her former self. Because former self was a naive dingbat. And current self needs an excuse to drop off the Earth in her mind.

Current Dejen would ask why old De(j)en had cooler clothes. And cooler one-liners. And was actually a decent human being. And could actually be a normal functioning being that wasn't about to break in half or something. And actually had a shot at being happy.

Current Haedin would be disgusted by old Ha(e)din's temper tantrums and general absolute morality "I'm EVIL MWAHAHAHA PH34R MEEEEE!!!!!" mindset. And the fact he acted like a 13 year old. He would then proceed to hang old Ha(e)din upside down in the dungeon/torture chamber and rid the world of him. Slowly.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:15 pm


Current Charlie would smack his former self because Former Charlie thought he was straight and tried dating girls....then got sick a bunch of times.

Current Royoko would warn Former Royoko about Karin's drinking problem...and maybe teach Former Royoko how to cook some delicious food.

Current Karin would give Former Karin a beer.

Current Hexx would tell Former Hexx to go to a private Highschool. Who cares about friends? LEAVE THEM!!

Current Luci would teach Former Luci how to play Football.

Current Maye would tell Former Maye not to shave her frickin' hair!! And probably give her some beauty tips.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:52 pm


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Alison would give her former self a hug. Then shoot her.

Austin would give himself a high-five.

Ab'deal would look at herself blankly.

Brittney would fuss about how her hair was prettier then...O_O
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:13 am


Current Dana would sit with Past Dana and explain why she's dating her extortionist, and would probably leave out the part about love.

Current Alan and Past Alan would look at Dana and say, "Two of us. Nice."

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:08 pm


I would like to add to my previous statement that current!Vitae would be seething with jealousy over how much of a Writer's Darling original!Vitae was before Nathan came along and I decided Vitae was actually not a very nice person. Not that Nathan is nice, either...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:29 pm


Two years after my last post in here, I would like to say that at this point, Janus wouldn't care enough to get her past self killed, and would probably either ignore the kid or tell her to chill the ******** out, man.

Iris would still slap her past self (if she cared to, because along with Janus, Iris has chilled out a good bit, too), but she wouldn't make her tea afterwards. She'd just tell her to gtfo and cry more. Current Iris does not have time for Past Iris' whining.

Current Arcisan would be disgusted and irritated by his past self, and if we're going really far back, confused by his past self (in his earliest revisions he was the re-incarnation of a time god).

Past Kasume would be frightened by current Kasume, because past Kasume was more pleasant and gentle, and current Kasume is a bit violent and creepier.

And current Gabriel would beat the snot out of his past self, steal his lunch money, and use it to buy ice cream because ice cream is delicious.

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