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| Chuck Norris |
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| Kurt Russel |
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 Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:29 pm
who would win & why?.....
Tell some jokes... even make them up twisted
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:50 pm
Chuck Norris would so kick his a**. If not for his mad kung fu skills then he would grab him like a hooker and brush his facial hair all over him and give him a rash...How can you beat that?
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:54 pm
but would chuck norris blow himself up, along with others to save the world?
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:01 am
******** NO! That's why he would win. Dumb a** would blow himself up but Chuck would kung fu kick his a** into outter space to explode and then he would go save the world himself. Chuck ROCKS!!! He's like a a good looking caveman from those commercials...well, kinda good looking compared to the others. Hot by comparison...lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:06 am
sorry but kurt russel has won 100% in the looks category.
& here's the other thing... chuck norris goes about everything in a round about way where Kurt russel gets strait to the point.. he's like a better McGuyver
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:18 am
NO WAY! Ur like comparing a ninja with a terminator. Both good but you have to have some slick about you.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:22 am
Kurt Russel is the ninja but when something happens he will sneak up on you & BOOM!!! You're dead...
Did chuck norris ever fight zombies or alien creatures that killed you & then cloned into your look alike or even had to escape LA or NY?
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:23 am
I guess I can't say he has...But he would kick ur dudes a** in a Karate Kid minute...LOL rofl ninja
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:25 am
dude.. we're making really bad jokes. Let's go to bed. pirate twisted
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:26 am
Got'cha *whispers* Good night Chuck Norris....
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:27 am
WOW.. you would rather go to bed with chuck Norris than me? LOL
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:57 am
IDK who Kurt Russle is (Sorry freqgirl2u) So i voted 4 Chuck.
twisted How much wood chuck chuck if it was Chuck Noris?
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:36 am
Lol I going with Freq on this one besides Kirk has his own catch fraze from "It's all in the reflexes." what a line! I don't see Chuck having anything cool to say! scream
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:33 am
Sorry, Chuck has my vote here. Even thoough Kurt has some decent movies, save Captain Ron, Chuck Norris is WAAAAY more popular. All you really have to do is spend a day in Barrens Chat on WoW to know that Chuck Norris rules them all. Also, Chuck Norris needs no quirky catch phrase. His fists are enough. Unfortuneatly, there is ONLY ONE video that shows Chuck's fatal end, The Ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny. It's a video, look it up.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:56 am
Sterling, your vote doesn't count because you don't even know Kurt Russel & I don't think you know Chuck Norris either. Go ask mom about these 2 actors.
AS for why Chuck Norris is so popular, his career hasn't been much lately so some kid got bored & made jokes (very funny jokes may I add) online about the "truths" of Chuck Norris & now he's popular again. As for Kurt Russel, he still does films so he still has a career. I hope to brain storm & make Kurt Russel jokes/truths like that kid did with Chuck Norris.
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