Well, I'm writing a fanfic about Toby's mother before she died. I call her Cornelia and she was a Porsititute. She was actually the same age as Pirelli and quit being a porstitute because she promised the Barkers she would never take customers in exhange for room and board. Well, its akward because Pirelli and Cornelia like each other, really just in lust and they are lovers after Benjamin is taken and Lucy 'Dies' and everything. But Cornelia runs from Pirelli because hes abusive. Seven months later, out comes Toby. Shes out shopping with him when the Beadle and the Judge run into her.
I really want to write a song about it. could you tell me if its any good? Yes, I realize my name is not Stephen Stonheim.
Bealde: Ah, a fair lady of the night.
Judge: Got anything more light?
Cornelia: Gentlemen, let me be on my way please.
Judge: Ever as pushy as ever.
Beadle: Nothing ever changes
Cornelia: What? (Music starts)
Judge: When you came as a lady of the night
I do believe it was such a pity
Beadle: Now don't get so smitty
Judge: A lady of the night is always the same
Never to come back in the day
Always up against a wall,
Begging for a man
Any man to come to hand
And a few women too
Cornelia: Pardon me good sir, you have me mistaked
That life is long gone and I find you are in
need of a change too. my lord.
Beadle: (Spoken) You believe so.
Cornelia: (Spoken) Yes
(Sing) You see me lord
All men are the same
And I know thier favorite game
The fact is my lord that when a man
plays he always come out being the same
Judge: *Laughs* What?
Cornelia: Like the child in my arms.
(Tis all I got. Is there any song wirters around here?)
I really want to write a song about it. could you tell me if its any good? Yes, I realize my name is not Stephen Stonheim.
Bealde: Ah, a fair lady of the night.
Judge: Got anything more light?
Cornelia: Gentlemen, let me be on my way please.
Judge: Ever as pushy as ever.
Beadle: Nothing ever changes
Cornelia: What? (Music starts)
Judge: When you came as a lady of the night
I do believe it was such a pity
Beadle: Now don't get so smitty
Judge: A lady of the night is always the same
Never to come back in the day
Always up against a wall,
Begging for a man
Any man to come to hand
And a few women too
Cornelia: Pardon me good sir, you have me mistaked
That life is long gone and I find you are in
need of a change too. my lord.
Beadle: (Spoken) You believe so.
Cornelia: (Spoken) Yes
(Sing) You see me lord
All men are the same
And I know thier favorite game
The fact is my lord that when a man
plays he always come out being the same
Judge: *Laughs* What?
Cornelia: Like the child in my arms.
(Tis all I got. Is there any song wirters around here?)
