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 Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:37 am
Jonny and Heph came up with this idea and they never posted it so I'm stealing it from them because it was a hilarious idea!!
Just post a cheesy pick up line. One per post! Wait until someone else posts before posting your next.
"Hey baby, your legs must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day."
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:58 pm
Do you hurt from that fall? you know that fall from heaven, because you look like an angel fallen from heaven to me.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:59 pm
Hey Baby, you must work at Subway cause you just gave me a foot long. cool
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:19 pm
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:55 pm
Hey, I dropped my phone number in the bottom of the pool. Can I have yours?
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:56 pm
Jaded_Illusionz Hey Baby, you must work at Subway cause you just gave me a foot long. cool xD lol I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you? I am so coming here when I am looking for pick up lines.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:28 pm
teh_jonnyboy Jaded_Illusionz Hey Baby, you must work at Subway cause you just gave me a foot long. cool xD lol LMAO!!!! That one is too funny....
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:06 pm
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:04 pm
My all-time favorite: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:50 pm
*guy licks his finger, and wipes it on the girl* Lets get you out of those wet cloths.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:16 am
*takes ice out of glass*
*drops ice on floor*
*stands on ice*
"Now that ive broken the ice, can i buy you a drink?"
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:19 pm
and then there's the classic: you're hot, let's sex! (trust me, it's worked (sort of))
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:12 am
If I said you had a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:13 pm
"You look like that guy from Serenity".
(See my post in the "Metrosexuality" thread.)
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:25 pm
(someone really did say this to me)
"Im working up the courage to make an indecent proposal"
(it may have worked if it wasnt a weird of man in his fiftys who met my outside a rock concert and gave me some change for a bus becos I had no money left... ew)
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