Cinammon Rolls 101
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PioneerWomanCooks.com This Recipe is actually eaiser than it looks, it just takes a while to make A warning. If you follow these instructions and wind up delivering these cinnamon rolls to your friends, be prepared for any of the following to occur:
1. They’ll call you after they’ve taken the first bite and profess their eternal love for every ounce of your body, even your toe jam and love handles.
2. They’ll pass out after the first bite, hit their head on the kitchen counter, sustain a concussion, and sue you for damages, despite the fact that the one bite they tasted of your cinnamon roll was the single most profound culinary experience in their miserable little life.
3. They’ll call you and ask for the recipe, saying, "HOW did you make those?"
4. They’ll call you and propose marriage.
5. They’ll start humping the cinnamon roll pan, get maple frosting all over their pants, and send you the bill for the dry cleaning.
6. Did I just say that?
Let’s start by making the dough.
Mix
1 quart of whole milk, 1 cup of vegetable oil, and 1 cup of sugar in a pan. "Scald" the mixture (heat until just before the boiling point.) Turn off heat and leave to cool 45 minutes to 1 hour. Go fold laundry or sculpt or play Twister with your mailman or something.
When the mixture is lukewarm to warm, but NOT hot, sprinkle in
2 packages Active Dry Yeast.Let this sit for a few minutes so the yeast gets all warm and moist and happy.
Then add 8 cups of all-purpose flour.Stir mixture together. Cover and let sit for at least an hour. Go throw away the rest of your wrapping paper or build a Lego Rottweiler or do Yoga or watch Home Shopping Network and order a frozen pizza oven for your counter top or some cellulite cream.
Now add 1 more cup of flour…
1 heaping teaspoon baking powder…
And 1 "scant" (less than a full) teaspoon baking soda and 1 heaping tablespoon of salt.Stir mixture together. At this point, you could cover the dough and put it in the fridge until you need it—overnight or even a day or two, if necessary. Just keep your eye on it and if it starts to splurge out of the pan, just punch it down. Or, of course, you can just go ahead and make the rolls.
Let’s do that, shall we?
Sprinkle surface of clean table generously with flour.
Take half the dough and form a rough rectangle.
Then roll the dough thin, maintaining a general rectangular shape. Rectangle should increase in both width and length as you roll it out.
Now drizzle 1 1/2 to 2 cups melted butter over the dough.( use half for half the dough) Don’t be shy; lay it on thick, baby. You know you want it.
Oh, by the way? This is not non-caloric. In case anyone asks.
Now sprinkle 1 cup of sugar over the butter…(again only 1/2 of the sugar
…followed by a generous sprinkling of cinnamon.Now, starting at the opposite end, begin rolling the dough in a neat line toward you. Keep the roll relatively tight as you go. Some of the butter/sugar/cinnamon mixture may ooze out toward the end, but that’s no big deal.
Next, pinch the seam to the roll to seal it
Spread 1 tablespoon of melted butter in seven round, foil cake or pie pans. Then begin cutting rolls approximately 3/4 to 1 inch thick and laying them in the buttered pans. Repeat this process with the other half of the dough. This recipe makes approximately seven pans of rolls.
Let the rolls sit for 20 to 30 minutes to rise, then bake at 400 degrees until light golden brown, about 12 to 15 minutes.
Cinnabon Icing
½ Lb Butter
½ lb (8 oz) Cream Cheese
1 Lb Powdered Sugar
1 Tsp Vanilla extract
Allow butter and Cream Cheese to come to room temperature. Beat butter and cream cheese in a bowl until creamed together ( if you have a Kitchenaid mixer all the better but if you don’t, don’t worry about it) Gradually add the powdered sugar until it is all combined adding the Vanilla with the last bit. Mix until completely blended
To make true Cinnabon icing beat icing at least 12 minutes until light and fluffy and add ½ tsp lemon juice to make icing very white
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Sinful Maple Frosting
To a mixing bowl, add 1 bag of powdered sugar.
To this, add about 2 teaspoons maple flavoring…
1/2 cup milk...
1/4 cup melted butter…
…and 1/4 cup of brewed coffee. Also add 1/8 teaspoon (a generous pinch) salt.
Then mix all ingredients together
The mixture should be thick but pourable. Taste and adjust as needed.
Generously drizzle frosting over warm rolls after you pull them out of the oven. And take a walk on the wild side. Don’t be afraid to drown them puppies. Be sure to get frosting around the perimeter of the pan, too, so the icing will coat the outside of the rolls.
The frosting will settle in and become one with the cinnamon rolls.
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