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 Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:40 pm
A thread for your funny stories/poems/dreams/whatever here. For those who are not good at expressing depth, like me!
A limerick by request...
There once was a girl called Jenny
Who bent down to pick up a penny
It should have brought luck
But she got hit by a truck
So the luck that it had was not any!
I heard comedy is hard to write... I hope I'm not the only poster in this thread!
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:05 am
Rob Rob Rob
hes got goop on the end of his knob
hes had a wet dream
now hes covered in cream
oh what shall we do with poor Rob?
i promise ill never say it again lol
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:07 am
Little Kitty
All nice and pretty
Went for a walk
Not knowing 'bout the stalk
Naughty Nick saw fit
To correct that little bit
Not what Daddy had in mind
Took her from behind
Little Kitty
Slutty but still pretty.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:08 pm
blair_darkness A thread for your funny stories/poems/dreams/whatever here. For those who are not good at expressing depth, like me! A limerick by request... There once was a girl called Jenny
Who bent down to pick up a penny
It should have brought luck
But she got hit by a truck
So the luck that it had was not any!
I heard comedy is hard to write... I hope I'm not the only poster in this thread! This is beautiful! crying I have a sister named Jenni, lol! It's so great I just texted it to my friends. xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:16 pm
ok so does this have to be lymricks or can i tell you this story of somthing of a big miss understanding between three guys?
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:02 pm
Mitalcik Mirawr ok so does this have to be lymricks or can i tell you this story of somthing of a big miss understanding between three guys? Stories, dreams, poems, whatever! An old one of mine: There once was a man who was blind Who could never see to find What he thought was his hat Was really his cat Ant the cat with its claws wrecked his mind!
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:40 pm
Well, I'm bad with funnies, so here goes the second shot.
First day of kinder five year old me walks through the door. I look around right to left. Yes, I did the slow head "check everything" turn. I take my second step in the room and WHAM! A wooden train comes flying out of nowhere, and hits me smack dab in the middle of my forehead. I said the closest thing to a swear word I knew at the time, ("Snufflefraz!"). I then turned to the kid who threw it and said in a calm, matter of fact voice, that under no circumstances was he to ever, ever do that again. His reaction was dissimlar to eek :nod:. I tried to walk on as if nothing had happend, but the 'teacher' dragged me straight to the bathroom at the back of the room. I heard many gasps as we went there. I had no idea what was wrong, was I not meant to tell that boy off? Any way we got there and in the mirror I was bleeding from the 'train crash'. At first there was something wrong with the mirror. After all, the pain had almost gone.
And then I started laughing. I was bleeding, I didn't knoe it. I wasn't in trouble. I was just bleeding. The 'teacher' retired the next day.
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faithieee generated a random number between
1 and 75 ...
33!
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:52 pm
geez echo that reminds me of my first day.... lol
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:47 pm
ok this was on.....monday. over the summer they put in new grass and put caution tape around it so that we wouldnt step inside and "kill it". well, the more they wanted us off the more i wanted to cross the tape and step on the damn grass. so during my fifth period, me, vanessa, and janna take some papers to sum teach in the new buildings and on our way back, i look around to check if any proctor was around, i see no one right? so i jump the frickin tape and run all over that stupid grass. just so happens vanessa had her camera and she took pics of me "crossing the border". well....turns out that louie, one of the proctors, was cruisin behind the history building in his golf car, and he turns the corner to find me half in half out the fragizzin grass. freakin janna and vanessa are walkin away as fast as they can and i get into trouble. crying
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:58 pm
geez guys am im the only who had this BADLUCK.... i was 2nd year highskul and i was made to stand up for a recitation... oh by d way the weather is kinda rainy back then so it all falls to consideration... ok wer was i, OH! my teacher told me to stand up for my recitation, wen i was about to answer suddenly all my classmates began laughin their heads off... u knw y? i accidentally made a bubble out of my mocus and its just like puttin bubble gum in your nose... its embarassin i made a boo boo in frnt of my classmates my teacher, and even the girl that i had a crush on... they all laughed at me like hell and eventually called me bubble nose for that.... i wasnt that cool bck then... wish i cud turn bck tym though, and bring a machete w me so that i can cut their throats with it and looks whos laughin in the end...
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:41 pm
well uhh... SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY A STR8 JACKET!!!
no macete weilding in here mistah lol
bubble nose aye? the kids at ur school werent very inventive...
i dooo agree that would have been a bit of bad luck though!
lucky u turned out coolies anyway huh sethy? xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:48 pm
nah a dork will always be a dork.... bubble nose??? kinda makes me cry wen i think of it... and also makes me BOIL... i kinda wanted them dead... but wat can i do i dont hav special powers to do that thing, past is past.... dont look behind just move forward... i remembr wat my my bestfrend always used to say to me wen im about to freak out hehehehe domokun
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:16 am
sethivan geez guys am im the only who had this BADLUCK.... i was 2nd year highskul and i was made to stand up for a recitation... oh by d way the weather is kinda rainy back then so it all falls to consideration... ok wer was i, OH! my teacher told me to stand up for my recitation, wen i was about to answer suddenly all my classmates began laughin their heads off... u knw y? i accidentally made a bubble out of my mocus and its just like puttin bubble gum in your nose... its embarassin i made a boo boo in frnt of my classmates my teacher, and even the girl that i had a crush on... they all laughed at me like hell and eventually called me bubble nose for that.... i wasnt that cool bck then... wish i cud turn bck tym though, and bring a machete w me so that i can cut their throats with it and looks whos laughin in the end... dude. only geeks and nerds have those problems. wow you just got described perfectly xp
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:01 pm
blazingflow_dragonflame sethivan geez guys am im the only who had this BADLUCK.... i was 2nd year highskul and i was made to stand up for a recitation... oh by d way the weather is kinda rainy back then so it all falls to consideration... ok wer was i, OH! my teacher told me to stand up for my recitation, wen i was about to answer suddenly all my classmates began laughin their heads off... u knw y? i accidentally made a bubble out of my mocus and its just like puttin bubble gum in your nose... its embarassin i made a boo boo in frnt of my classmates my teacher, and even the girl that i had a crush on... they all laughed at me like hell and eventually called me bubble nose for that.... i wasnt that cool bck then... wish i cud turn bck tym though, and bring a machete w me so that i can cut their throats with it and looks whos laughin in the end... dude. only geeks and nerds have those problems. wow you just got described perfectly xp hmmm heh well thats the wheel of life smetyms ur under and smetyms ur on top.... geek??? nay nerd??? i am not... just ur average misfortune burning_eyes
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