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Last year, Apple, AFD and I were in art together... while waiting for lunch and on our way back to lunch we would play ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors... THis is where, you hold left hands while playing rock paper scissors and the winner slaps the others hand... ok that's the intro here's the story...

AFD hits very hard, so Apple doesn't like to play.. I had just learned the game that day and was having a blast.. even though I lost most of the time (lol)... as we were walking we started playing...After loosing about 4 times... our fifth game went like this... One, Two, Three, SHOOT.. SLAP.. I slapped AFD's hand before I had even seen her sign... I think it scared her a little... but I didn't even mean too.. it was like.. a sudden onset of turrets syndrome... BUt the worst part.. I s I didn't even realise I did it... I was all ready to play another round as Apple and AFD stared at me... : |

lol that story always makes me laugh (lol)

[ I do that xP I used to have to go upstairs for advisement every day and I would do that.

They just figured out last night how old I am at work xP I have two name tags. One has a blue sticker on it, stigmatizing me as minor and one without it. I normally wear the one without, because I don't like being stigmatized, but I couldn't find it, so I wore the blue dot. My co-worker stared at me last night and asked, "Wait... you're how old?!" Yeah. I turned seventeen in October. She called me a baby xP Apple's mature for her age, if you don't know me very well. ]

:[ Sometimes is the key word.

I should Sticky this thread.

Alright. The other night at work, we found this Frog hand puppet. Every time you moved its mouth, it ribbitted a note to a kid's song (like Bingo and London Bridge). I was playing with it, and after awhile, I said, "Are we sure this is a frog? It looks more like a dinosaur to me." My co-worker, Ashley, stared at me for a bit and said, "Hey stupid, it ribbits. Of course its a frog."

Edit: Know what would be great? A comment comic of Circe's first story. I might have to do that this weekend. ]:

::[ Oh wow. I did it again.

Okay, funny story.

If I'm typing but not paying attention, I'll substitute words that sounds like other words (in my head) in. Like above. I put in "comment" instead of "comic." Other times, I put words together. The beginning of one word to the ending of the following word.

Can you say speech impediment?

Its probably more like a head problem. ]::

::[ The AP Gods are somewhere on my computer/photobucket.

=D I just do it when I type.

Okay. So I was holding my kitty, Pepper, earlier. He was being really sassy, growling at me and glaring and such. Being an over-all grouch. He's still growling at me after I set him down, so I went and got him some of his canned food (loves the stuff)... and then he loved me. I didn't even have to open the can, it was a complete 180 mood swing xP Stupid cat. ]::

::[ Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff.

Buh-duh CHA!




...Meh. Probably didn't get the onomatopoeias right, so it makes no sense xP

I haven't played pool in forever. ]::

::[ gonk I put my Up Middle Below response here. Thats what I get for having two threads open.

I'm doing this one in-depth, because its too good not to. You missed it, Circe.

So, yesterday, as I was leaving from Ind. Art, I found a stapler on the middle step of the band room floor (we have art in the band room. The band room has a raised-step floor). So I asked Mr. N, the band director, why it was there.

"I don't know, I've never had a stapler."

So I put it on the percussion stand. "Well, you have one now."

"Actually, I found one the other day. Hold on, you have to look at this. It looks like a whale."

o.o;; Yeah. He said a whale.

So he brings it back out, and goes, "See?" And the stupid thing is, it did look like a whale. Then he made it look like it was swimming, and went, "Moo!" ...All I could do was stare. "Oh. I suppose whales don't moo, do they."

No they don't, Mr. N. ]::