SHIPPUDEN EPISODE 46!!!
Okai. These fantastic, perverted, random insane summaries are not ones I typed up. Sadly. All credit goes to ShigeruHiko on Livejournal in the Chuunin community. She is so made of win it's unreal.
Okai, so here was her latest summary for the episode yesterday (aka, Shippuuden, episode 44). Warning: Mature Content. XD Spoiler'd in case there are people here that are NOT caught up on Shippuuden. Or don't wanna read this. That works too.
It's that time again!
Time to sit down, and hear a tale. It is a short tale, for there are things that happen that are not much important.
BUT VALENTINE'S DAY. KUKUKU!
So we start with a short recap of "Naruto, you suck. Monkey balls." and Yamyams stepping close to him, telling him that he hurt Sakura. Naruto has a "OMFG, I destoyed that valley and the bridge OH ******** Naruto remembers the most tragic thing in the world. Seriously you guys, I was in tears. No, no, I really mean it. Jiraiya was bleeding and in pain and was like "You don't remember anything?" and I was all "WEEEEEP." When certain things happen in the anime, if I'm still in the country? I will be not watching. Ahaha. I almost wish I was kidding.
So then Yamyams keeps yammering on like the good little exposition tool that he is, blah blah kyuubi, blahblah you killed sakura, blah kyuubi chakra =/= your chakra, blah blablah SASUKE, BLAHBLAH DRONEDRONE SASUKEEEEE" Oh yeah, and "If you want to save Sasuke, you must do it yourself."
I gotta say, I was distracted. Real life's punching me in my non-existent balls at the moment, so the exposition? Not all that important.
OH but for you Team 7 OT3ers--there is a good moment of Naruto being all "Yeah, my teammates, I fap to them at night. I am a CONFUSED YOUNG MAN."
YOU ARE MY FRIEND, Ah-AHH, ANO HI NO--Oh, hey. Sorry. Music.
Team Homogakure washes up by a river, Kabukins washing his scalpels, Sai freshening up, and Orochimaru lounging on a rock, looking like he's king of the world. Apparently he missed the memo where 's actually QUEEN of the world, teehee. Kabuto, obviously, could not wait to clean his sexy toys. Worried about diseases and all
Sai is looking through his things and is like "Wait. . . where's my book?"
"Oh, here it is," Sakura says, far away from poor Sai. Damn ninjas, stealing from each other. She remembers when she saw it at the onsen and they were getting ready to head out.
So she opens it.
Meanwhile, Sai is very emo about the loss of his book. Thinking back, he remembers when Kabuto jumped him for some surprise sweetsweet lovings. Mmmm<3333 Sai is sad that his book is gone, and Orochimaru questions it. Sai tells him that it's nothing.
It is at this time that Kabuto mentions he needs the body of a 16 year old boy, and Orochimaru beams with pride until he realizes that Kabuto just wants it for his collection of reserves. Orochimaru asks if Kabuto is A type blood, and Kabuto tells him that he's AB. I know this makes sense when you look at bloodtypes, wiki it, you'll see. And of course the okama of the group would care. Anyway, they are off again, and as they cross the river, Woody Yamato watches them from the distant shore.
Back at camp, Yams and Naruto are discussing their plans, and Naruto's staring off at Sakura's legs. Sakura is reading Sai's book, and then calls the two over.
BLAHBLAHBLAH, they explain the book here. It borss me. Sufficient to say, it is about Sai's tragical past that will NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN, unless certain shark toothed young watermen are related to him. "related" wtfever. There is a magical Sai overlay so that we know that SAI CAN'T REALLY DRAW HIMSELF, and he makes himself kinda short and squat, as if he is drawing ME and not himself.
Anyway. . . the other boy in the book. . . could it be--Suigetsu??? his brother????
BUT ELSEWHERE MORE EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING. A CAVE IS OPENING AND THE WORLD (or fangirls) IS REJOICING! Orochimaru and Kabuto have returned home! LONG LIVE THE HOMOKAGE AND HIS RIGHT HAND MAN!
Elsewhere YAmyams is giving me the heebie jeebies with his impression of things that existed in Return to Oz. (You can officially NOT SUCK if you've seen this movie) The bunshin reports that Tea Homogakure has returned to the Homocave.
OMG I WOULD SAY MORE BUT THAT OUTLINE. THAT SPIKEY HAIT. THOSE EYES, THAT STANCE, IT COULD ONLY BE--
PHOENIX WRIGHT, ACE ATTORNEY.
The episode ends much the way the opening begins--with two red and gorgeous eyes looking at us, and telling us that we're ********, I've missed you too, Sasuke.
The Omake this week is about Sasuke and Naruto's Rivalry. I AM GUESSING THAT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, OUR LOVERBOYS WILL GET TO SEE EACH OTHER. Then, it's a week off while we all fap to the mere THOUGHT of the gayest episode of Naruto to ever gay. Until the Uchiha fight, I suppose. Like Uchihacest or not, you gotta admit--the Uchiha left are pretty gay. Except I suppose it's hard to be a gay man without a p***s, isn't it, Itachi? Guess Sasuke tops
Anyway, send me good wishes and vibes guys, that my new home come August will have internet and a tv, or I'm going to be missing my Gay ninjas.
AND WE CANNOT HAVE THAT. D:
Next week I shall edit my second post with the Naruto Shippuuden movie. =D
