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 Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:10 pm
They say some crazy things.. So naturally, here's a topic, in which we can all post are favorite ones. wink
Mine is:
"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:21 pm
"What are George and I? Next door neighbors?"
Thats all I remember gonk
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:19 am
I can only remember something about Gred and Forge, but that's still a laugh!
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:12 pm
WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO? YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO----THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THATS GRIPPING THE NATION!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:22 pm
laloca2608 "Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred. Fred's a Kinky beast! *drools and then after a couple seconds of swooning, straightens posture and clears throat* Not that I'm picking favorites...
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:50 am
Ron: Don't talk to me. I want to capture that picture in my mind forever. Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret!
gist of it, anyway
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:53 pm
Harry: You're not going to let him forget this aren't you?
Both Twins: Never.
heart heart heart
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:58 pm
One of my fav. quotes of all time--
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
"Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.
Nyah! There's some new really funny ones in the Goblet of Fire movie too!
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:01 am
Another, another! Twins again...
Mrs. Weasley-"Now, you two-this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've--you've blown up a toilet or-"
Twins-"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mom."
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:05 am
"We'll send you back a Hogwarts toilet seat!" heart hnnyaaaaa!
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:49 am
Ahh, I have a whole bunch. One of my favorites, that I can remember at the time, is this one:
Ron: They were just walking by. I like it when they do that.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:08 pm
One of the best:
Percy: It wasn't dragon dung. It was a sample of fertilizer from Norway. It was nothing personal!
Fred or George: Yeah it was... we sent it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:14 pm
"You two," she went on, gazing down at Fred and George, "are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school."
"You know what?" said Fred. "I don't think we are."
He turned to his twin.
"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wants and said together, "Accio Brooms!"
Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he ducked just in time -- Fred and George's broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor.
"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd.
"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley - Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:47 am
Oh boy I have a few and they are all Fread and George ones sweatdrop
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
This ones my fave.
""Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"
"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard [Harry] coming through..."
You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:13 pm
Books:
George:
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?"
of course this has aready been said, but it never gets old.
Ronald:
"I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing"
"I...must...not...look...like...a....baboon's...backside....."
"Are you taking the Mickey?" (said to... who else then Luna)
Movies:
Ron:
"The Spiders, they want me to Tap Dance!"
I love this one, because I have been tap dancing for 7 years.
"Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be follow the butterflys?"
I love this one, because I Love butterflys!
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