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 Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:36 pm
Okay, so if anyone is familiar with 'Skippy's List', this is like that. There are probably a few Hogwarts versions floating around, so if you can't come up with one, you can always post your favourite that you've seen, or modify a Skippy one. Have fun!
THINGS SIRIUS MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS
1. Must not threaten to 'sic my werewolf' on the Slytherins.
1b. Must not say 'my werewolf' in front of Remus. Touchy!
2. In Arithmancy, the answer is not always '42'.
2b. In Potions, the answer is never '42'.
3. James is not a coatrack.
4. The invisibility cloak is not for trips into the girls' bath or locker rooms.
4b. When wet, even invisible people can become visible.
5. I do not have a rare disease no one's ever heard of, and to suggest otherwise through elaborate chicanery is wrong.
5b. But I should not put the jelly slugs back. No one wants them now.
=^__^=
Anneko
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:37 pm
6. When someone says, "Don't do that!" I probably shouldn't do it.
6b. When my Potions Master says, "Don't do that, you'll doom us all!!!" I especially shouldn't do it.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:30 pm
7. "Connect Four" is a Muggle Childrens' game, and does not involve First Years in a queue OR a twenty-four hour sticking charm.
7b. I must never play my version of "Connect Four" in a bathroom queue. No one is laughing.
7c. There is no such game as "Connect Ten." It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but they had trouble getting through doorways and had to sleep in the corridor because they lived in different houses.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:43 am
8. Giant Squid/Whomping Willow is not my 'OTP'.
8b. No one wants to read my 'fanfiction'.
8c. Just because my muggle-born classmates have introduced me to 'sci-fi', does not mean anything from this 'sci-fi' is a good idea, and if I go to a 'convention' for 'sci-fi' over the summer, the Ministry will know if I use magic there, and they will see that I am expelled, so I shouldn't even think about it.
8d. I shouldn't tell Peter to do it.
9. 'Revelio Pants' is not a real spell that we need to know for our OWLS.
9b. In fact, revealing girls' pants via magical means will never be on an exam.
9c. No spell I invent will ever be on an exam.
9d. I must not invent spells.
=^__^=
Anneko
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:59 pm
10) There is not now or will there ever be a spell to remove the clothes of the opposite sex.
10a) Nor will the spell remove your clothes.
10b) No amount of money will get you this spell.
10c) Now dont you wished you had saved your 10 Gallons?
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:05 am
11. If I do something I shouldn't within full view of an entire class, it is not 'secret', and therefore I should not be surprised when the professor reprimands me, nor should I accuse them of using Occlumency to discover my crimes.
11a. If I do something I shouldn't in what seems to be an empty classroom, and that classroom is MacGonnagall's, I should check under the desk for little glowing eyes before proceeding.
11b. I can no longer moon with impunity. I am now identifiable in a lineup.
=^__^=
Anneko
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:07 pm
12a. I did not win the Muggle Lottery over the summer, and should stop telling girls I have.
12b. I did not singlehandedly rescue White Tailed Dragons from the brink of extinction this summer, either.
12c. I did not save everyone from the Dark Lord over the summer. In fact, the Dark Lord is fine and still being evil, so we still shouldn't say his name.
12d. No one wants to hear what I did over the summer, so I should stop trying to tell them stories.
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:23 pm
13) when The DADA professor askes what Avada Kedavra does shouting "IT DOES DEATH" maybe the correct answer but it is not the manner in which it should have be answered.
13A) when the same Professor askes What does Imperio do? i should not reply "Do you want to find out"
13B) The same goes for the Cruciatus Curse. It is not a good idea to hit the floor screaming in pain when it is mentioned.
13C) You should not be at all surprized if any or all of these get you to the Headmasters office before you can say Bloody Hell Mate. ( Calling the Professor mate might also result in a trip to the office.)
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:48 am
14. No student is allowed to enter the Headmaster's office without permission
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:12 pm
15. I must not use floo powder to peek at girls.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:37 pm
He can't lift his leg and pee on a tree.
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