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Matt looked up at the sky, and he saw a giant Dom. So he squealed and ran away into the arms of Christine Wolstenholme, but then Chris ran away too. So Matt drank some green absinthe and grew ten of every vegetable to throw at the giant Dom. But Dom ate every single vegetable until he puked, and it rained fire and brimstone until the morning. Matt found shelter in a cave filled with spiders that he couldn't kill. So he began to sing and play guitar even though he did not have an amplifier or a pick. But his singing and dancing killed the spiders which were eating Matt's socks which he had not washed for thirteen whole days because of the Giant Dom. Matt stank like a wet dog, so the spiders didn't go near him, poor Matt now had a shower, and then he got his guitar and wandered off to Western Australia where Giant Dom had stomped on the entire country. Instead of marrying Mystik, Matt boarded a spaceship and flew into Gonzo the Muppet who was radioactive because his DaxWax gave off X-Rays, giving Matt superpowers, such as the ability to grow to the size of Giant Dom, which he did. Then Matt realised he could defeat Giant George Bush! So Matt flew to the USA, destroying the White Stripes because Meg insulted Matt. He then went on to destroy Giant Dom because he puked on him. Giant Matt took a cell phone and called his satellite team to kill the giant George Bush, while Matt ate bananas, tackling Giant Dom. Matt went home, but when he opened the door he realised he wasn't wearing pants. Matt looked down and tried desperately to cover himself with a picture of Dom he had stolen off Thom Yorke, when Thom was being all depressing and emo, like Gerard Way, which made Matt laugh which made him shatter a mountain, spewing liquid hot lava and ash all over Thom. Ash weren't impressed, so they got 80 purple umbrellas to try and fly like Mary Poppins, but they weighed too much. Therefore they crashed into Matt's chest, at which point Matt roared, and the guild members were awoken by the intensity of Matt's roar. The guild captain, iSkye, started to draw the panstless Matt. Matt was confused by the crash, so he didn't kill the surviving members of Ash, though he destroyed Gary Barlow etc. Matt was slightly annoyed by the BRIT awards, so he revenged himself, killing the cast of Scrubs, who rose from the grave, zombified and hungry. They raised an army, beginning with House. This army marched to Tesco Express and then bought Beefy Brains Monthly. They attacked DarkDeviantDevil and devoured his brains. The zombie army hated Muse, so they attacked Matt, who pulled out a Gun-guitar and went Rambo on them allz. Saving the day. Though still pantsless Matt was fangirled by ICC, Lizzy,Mystik, iSkye and Frozenjakalope, Matt tried to run but the group of fangirls could teleport and surround Matt. They proceeded to Kissing him endlessly Matt escaped using Matt escaped using jetpacks he had, but failed because he was dreaming.He awoke and found some pants and went outside to water his fish. Then realized that Chris was being chased by one hundred policemen. Matt hated cops more than he hated zombie dreams so he helped out in getting the policemen distracted by using his incredible 'wit'. He told hilarious anecdotes, which caused the one named Dom to laugh until something came out that scared all...What was that? Chris asked, confused. Dom kept laughing despite the fact a spider crawled in his hair. When Dom realised, a womanly shriek echoed through the abyss that is Modern British music. Dom look around and he saw Matt had made a giant plastic statue of himself! "What the f**k?" Dom replied horrifically at Matt's egoism. "I'm gorgeous!" Matt shouted. " It's crap." Dom retorted, which made Matt punch him in the gut. Dom began to cry, loudly and ran over Chris in his house, full of football collectibles. Dom kicked the plastic doll out of the story, into ICC's face, thus bringing about a *facepalm*. Matt quietly thought about the conspiration theories, that referred to the dolls actually being Zetas from the Martian territory called Lego Land. Matt, remembering the zombies, shouted "World Domination, you shall never..." The Zombie King, Gerard Way, hit the wrong chord causing a supermassive Brit Awards ceremony that went on until Matt fell into a woodchipper. Then, Muse won 'best special effects and all other awards. Thom Yorke said. "OMG, I can see that Muse didn't copy that crazy chicken dance I did at the BRITS!" So he started throwing emo fits and flailing madly for a Coco for his avi Muse, then, jumped into a Supermassive black hole of fluffy stuffed kitties of DOOMY DOOM!! Matt then decided he'd had enough of this madness and left the mental asylum that Thom Yorke built to go back to Lake Como to find a pissed-off Gaia swinging a sword that was very, very, very, very sharp. So Matt screamed and ducked, and shipped himself with Tom Kirk to NME HQ where Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood became Matt's slaves and destroyed the houses of parliament. Now there was V for Vendetta style building explosions and a massive Coco kitty laughing which was actually Matt disguised. Thom and Jonny ran Into a McDonalds where they met the Mad Hatter who was fishing for various fruit when Ronald McDonald came in, running a fun run with the Hamburgler laughing like mad. Then Stan Lee appeared, and said "this is madness!" "Madness?...THIS IS SPARTA!" replied Ronald, while eating a Whopper. Ronald threw Birdie and Grimace at Stan Lee. Dom jumped up, throwing his mask, back to Slipknot while saying "SIT, for Lord's Sake!" Everybody looked down, and saw Zane having a shower. "What the hell is he doing?" Dom said. The Guitar Hero Player threw his guitar at his telly after playing Knights Of Cydonia on the shower with Momo and Kitty that were amazed by Sun Rise Light Flies' three times more than lemons on steroids. Dom then decided to swap faces with Sun Rise Light Flies for a creature that looked like s**t and then they ate the biggest candy Donkey since 1969. However, they found this huge hole containing a nest of chocolate eggs with cream inside and some snakes slithering up ladders from inside the black pit of Hell! Matt jumped down said pit wearing his jetpack and kidnapped Hitler. Matt took Hitler to Lake Como where the communists had taken over and kidnapped Dom and taken him to the lair. Matt and Hitler were just chillin' watching the game while Dom was filming H.A.A.R.P with the dancing communist Winston Churchill robot, and pissing himself before slitting his parrot's throat and eating lots of red gummy bears which made him turn all red. Meanwhile, Matt was dancing with rabbits and Girls Aloud at St Trinians were shooting fireworks at chairman meow trying to aim poop-throwing monkeys at a Muse tour bus with a multicolored cross stuck to the driver's seat. Chris Martin said "what am i doing here?" Matt and hugh manson looked at him and began singing Barbie Girl - Aqua with Cliff Richard playing a solo on a xylophone like Rush's drummer Neil Peart. All together they drank holy water, which gave them serious masks to wear - Dom's was Slipknot Matt's Guy Fawkes and Cliff's Spiderman, which Dom tried to steal, unsuccessfully. but Paul McCartney for some reason could do so. Dom thought "that the Spiderman mask was really weird and bought one in a WalMart, along with a pair of socks as he walked into a supermassive bread roll filled with spicy tuna that exploded on his face. Matt jumped off a cliff and said "remember me as the man of mystery or maybe the supernatural singer" Who then Flew into a nuclear jelly pit. He then began to party down! with a random who was laughing madly while doing a deathly elbow smash into a passing canary. Thus, providing a good excuse to sit down and just stare and drool at the dead canary before being struck by a caterpillar who loved him and wanted to be his best friend. The caterpillar noticed this huge lump in the ground in front of an ancient hobo that looked like a fujiin.
The caterpillar wanted to understand why there was such a big fuss over an hobo that looked like a giant turnip. Suddenly, Russell Brand and Ray Charles became superheroes and took over ze ice cream factory. "why are we controlling ice cream??"