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Okay... Here is Haku's weird little rant thing:

My user name is Haku Needles, and you all shall know no other. Most people call me Haku, as I am known in both guilds synonymously by that wondrous character. I do have other names, but I prefer people on Gaia no to know them. But I have been given other names as well. Most notably the name Squish or 'Squishy'. Call me it, and I will glare daggers at you.

Now to follow Uzi's wonderful example....:

Haku's dreams for the future include but are not limited to: Becoming one of those master chef peoples and a writer on the side. I know it's a weird combination of professions, well, so is your face. >> << Anyways... I rather enjoy cooking so yeah. Another dream would to be actually meeting some of the wonderful people I meet online, but sadly, it does not seem to be a dream in which will come to fruition.

I enjoy referring to myself in third person, because I am awesome enough to do so. Well, not really, but I say that to boost my self-esteem. If you ask anyone else, people say I am a kind and warm-hearted individual. This is like 90 percent true. But my thoughts are usually dark and come through my characters in my roleplaying, which is why I am addicted to roleplaying. I enjoy pocky, as Uzi does, I also enjoy card games and video games that I can win at. GO TO ******** HELL, HALO! Also, literacy, duh. Many other things too.

I dislike as Uzi does, people who god-mode like BROKEN!! I am usually insulting to people who do not present themselves politely to me when first meeting me. I am intolerant to back-talk. I hate small children who cry. I want to punt them through field goal posts. I do not like becoming flustered through other peoples' idiocy. I hate the illiterates. Talk to me like this 'i dun der did see joor postey and thawt it wasss teh cooliest', I will ignore you until the sun explodes.

Anyways, enjoy yourself here. n.n;

Bluen

Yo i'm Bluen, as far as my real name is concerned don't worry about it you will never know unless one of the backstabbers I call friends decides to tell you. I'm usually nice, kind, blah blah blah until i get online. I love water and every aspect of it(Ice varies). Therefore every possible meaning of water i enjoy including deception, reflection(pun not intended), flow and style.

I'm not one to get very mad but i do get irratated a lot and believe me i'll tell you when I'm mad(not pissed, not angry, but Mad). I enjoy idiocracy and the chaos it brings. I don't like illogical actions(EX:My fist is stronger than yours because i say so) call it god-modding or what ever I don't care.

Well now that i've created some kind of ominous fear here are some good things. There aren't many things i don't like, and I am usually willing to try anything that doesn't go against my common sense. Most people get along with me and if not i'm atleast tolerable. I also laugh at virtually every thing and any thing even if it is for the wrong reasons.(EX: The three post above this one had me laughing blood out of my mouth.)

Finally because i'm so mentally challenged(despite what the doctor says I can get people to vouch for me.) I will more than likely make color coded editings to this post countless times until this guild is shut down.

I am PrettyBoy1_06. Don't ever call me pretty, boy, or anything of the like....That is a lie. See I caught you in a web. Call me PrettyBoy. You don't have to include the 1_06 but you can if you absolutely want to. I am not like my screen name in anyway whatsoever.

Now, my goals and ambitions are so complex that it might hurt your little brains(j/k) to even fathom them, but I will try to explain it to you simply. I want to rule the entire world. I want to share my love of music with others by teaching them. I also desire to run my own Grocery chain(I currently work for a grocery company known as Kroger and I love it emmensely) i would not mind being in charge of such a company though I do not have any desire to have to learn all the stuff involved in doing such a task, but such is life. I love to write. Most of the stuff I start writing is excellent material(though not original) but when I start something, I never finish it through. I make plans to and get far and then something in life happens and I stop and can never pick it up again. I am in the process of writing my own Harry Potter book that takes place on the American continent with allusions to Rowling's world and characters and takes place shortly after the end of Harry Potter Seven. I can't divulge too much of it because that wouldn't be fair to my avvid readers who I have let in on my writing and have had influence on it. I know I have good grammar and I am usually right about how and what I right. I let my Uncle read my writing on said Harry Potter Book, and he enjoyed what I had written and said it was good writing...and he was an English Major.

In a side-note. I HATE BROKEN with a passion. As long as you don't act like Broken in any way, shape, or form, we'll get along just fine. I guess I can be opinionated when it comes to role-playing because I find some things to be unjust, but let's not argue about it.

And now, as it is all said and done. I have introduced myself to you all and probably put half of you to sleep with what I wrote.

I am the great, powerful, and continuously sexy Alejandro-sama! Yes, Alejandro is my real name. Yes, you may call me Alex.
Yes, I am fully aware of the implicaations of me calling myself 'sama'.

I'm kind of new to the RP scene and the Naruto scene (trying to catch up on the Japanese anime; I'm around the point where Gaara does his 'rawr kill the village' thing. Ultra Shibby. My favorite character by far is Neji because he is just that awesome and the Byakugan is an awesome power.
I strongly dislike Naruto thus far because he's loud and annoying, and most of the female genin because they're two-dimensional and useless.
Gaara's sister rocks though. (Forget her name) And that one chick from Orochimaru's village is cool, even though she died.

My dreams for the future include getting my Bachelor's and then a Master's in English Literature. I'm going to minor in Creative Writing because it's awesome like that. After that I would like to get my novel published. It's called Lens Flare, and it's this sci-fi/fantasy thing about a photographer who accidentally discovers that his camera takes pictures of the distant future, and eventually discovers that these photographs allow him to travel to the point in space-time that the picture shows. He eventually realizes that the reason for this is that on the 'other side', another person has found the same enchanted camera (though hundreds of years older, kept in one piece through the art of Mejjicks!), except it takes pictures of (you guessed it) the distant past. So there's obviously going to be some romance, and aliens, and cool futury-type stuff. I like it, and my professor thinks it's an original premise, so I'm going with it.
I would also like to go to Mars. But that probably won't happen, so eh.

I enjoy writing a lot, and I love reading. And presenting the idea of absolute Heat-Death of the Universe to the Christian Neo-Nazis. I love dogs, in fact I have two GORGEOUS huskies who just had puppies not too long ago, all of whom are absolutely beautiful. Not too fond of cats.
I live in freaking Oregon, which means there is nothing around here. But I am happy.

I despise the stupid, close-minded, ignorant little people who have tried time and again to thwap me with a bible when I start to talk about something 'controversial'. (Thank the stars for liberal colleges.)
I also hate the illiterate. No, really. Illiterate people ANGER me. Type out your effing posts, por favor.

Looking forward to this guild.

It took me awhile to get to this; strange because I'm usually one of the first to introduce myself. Well, anyways, shall we move on? whee

As everyone can surely see my username is Kuma-chama. 3nodding You can call me Kuma, seeing as many people already do. You will not know my real name unless I dub you worthy, and I don't have to worry about other people saying anything because they already know what will happen to them once I find out who squealed.

"Kuma" meaning bear from the name of the stuffed bear that I sleep with. And yes I named a stuffed bear, Bear, so sue me; Inuyasha's name literally translates to "dog demon". And yes I'm still sleeping with a stuffed animal even though I'm in my late teens, drop it or I'll drop kick you. Which I will because I'm quite skilled in karate.

"-Chama" comes from the combination of the titles "-chan" and "-sama", I picked this up from Ouran Highshcool Host Club and thought it was completely adorable.

I'm not exactly new to RPing but there are plenty of people that I'm sure that have been doing it longer then me, there in lying more experience. Now, whether that experience goes anywhere is not up to me but is in the keys of the beholder. stare But with me having a large, to the extreme, attraction to writing stories in the form of fanfiction and original stories some-what put me in this RPing role. Not just that, but RPing also helps me get out of writer's block, which can happen quite easily with me. sweatdrop

I'm not like the other MODs that you will find here, not meant to insult anyone blaugh : I'm easily contactable (usually always on), I will help to my fullest abilities (problems are often transfered to me), I will often edit and re-edit all of my posts (OCD much?), I'm 100% too nice (there isn't much you can say to make me angry), I'm very easy to get along with and can make friends very easily (meaning that I'm well protected and it's hard to mess with me), I can be childish at times, and that's really all I can think of on that.

I don't have any likes, to me it's all the way or not so.

heart Loves: Writing, I would rather be a writer than anything in the world. Art, I love the fact that I can create something the way that I had it in my mind so that people are able to view a piece of me. Food, I love food so much it'll blow you mind, whether making or tasting; a few of the other MODs have gotten a taste of my food before and they seemed to like it. Making other people happy, this is probably one of the few this that I enjoy the most, most likely why I like feeding my friends, creating art, and writing: I do it for the joy of others and not really myself. Being with friends; since I surround myself with really good friends I love being around them because, well, just because. And I'm just plain addicted to Anime and manga, probably the main reason I want to become a graphic novelist is because of my love for writing and art combined into one perfession.

stressed Dislikes/Hates: Like many other RPers, God-Modding; its not pretty and I don't want to see it. Incorrect use of grammar and the English language, this one is the biggest; I try to ignore as much as I can because I know that people make mistakes, but there's only so much that I can take before I ask you to fix it or fix it myself (I don't like doing this, if I do end up going this far... I'll leave it at that). Cliff-hangers in stories, it drives me crazy to have to wait when a well developed story is at it's peak then stops with only a taste of what happens next. Annoying. Loud noices, I will jump, I will literally jump into the air at a sudden loud noice that scares me and I'm in a bad mood for the rest of the day. The only loud noice I can stand is music that I tend to love listening to.

I would go on and both of these categories but I would find it boring to have to read through, so I'm going to leave it off there before I go any further and torture you poor readers anymore.

What she's not tell you is that Bluen and myself can generally make her angry with little trouble.........>.>

Hello.. as you can see my user name is Whysopro. Don't ask why it just is.
No one here needs to know my real name if you must know get to know me and ask because I'm not going to tell you otherwise.

Yes, I realize this is SUPER late, but I am just now discovering the many wondrous things inside of the "Out of character discussion" area of the guild.

I am in no way new to the role play scene, but I have never done forum style role play before so this is rather new to me.

Dislikes: scream God-moders stressed they make me so mad. The fact that I am horrible at spelling even though I try hard not to be horrible at it. sweatdrop I also don't like people who talk in that horrible way I'm not sure how to adequately describe it but I'm sure you all know what way I'm talking about, since several of you mentioned similar dislikes in your posts.

Likes: One thing I definitely like more than anything is honesty if people are honest with me and straight forward I generally get along well with them. my favorite food is probably Taco bell. 3nodding I also like small children not the really small ones that do nothing but cry, but the ones that are easy to please and fun to be around. Usually about 2-4 years old. I wouldn't mind if anyone Private messaged me telling me if i had a grammar error or spelling error in my post I'd definitely go fix it.
I also enjoy video games a lot, but only the ones with long story lines that keep me interested. I tend to hate repetitive games with relatively low interest levels.

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also who is broken? Yes, I took the time to read everyone's posts before i posted I do that often. Most of the posts above mine all seem to have a problem with broken, so I was just wondering if anyone could pm me or reply to this telling me who broken is?