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Kazemuki
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:21 pm


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The Internet and You:

Have you failed at it?


Well, I'm going to go ahead and guess that you're all wondering what in the name of flying demonic mothballs this has to do with anything? Being an utter failure at writing fiction, let alone anything with dialogue, I have turned my scope to non-fiction; in this case, the internet. At the moment, I am finishing laying out some sketches (Appendix 1) for a book that I do truly hope to write concerning online retardation, in short.

By this I do not mean mentally deficient persons attempting to use the internet, but I refer to John Gabriel's Greater Internet ******** Theory (by Penny Arcade). That is, an otherwise normal person, when given total anonymity and an audience, shall quickly deteriorate into a babbling fool.

What I hope to illustrate in this book (with a bit of dry humour) is basically what is appropriate for various situations online, what else isn't and how to recognise these distinctions. I also aim to place a spotlight on the underlying causes for these trends (general electronic stupidity).

So, what I ask is for only your opinions on the premise: does the concept interest you; do any aspects need refinement; does the very idea seem to you a hackneyed and asinine premise? In short, any comments (preferably literate and expressing a complete thought) are welcomed. I'm just looking to get some feedback on this before I go out and write a few hundred pages.

Regards,
Kazemuki

Appendix 1
Part I: The Internet
Chapter 1: Just what is the internet?
Chapter 2: The beginnings
Chapter 3: The internet in our culture
Chapter 4: Wired, going on wireless

Part II: The Greater Unified Internet ******** Theory
Chapter 1: The Theory
Chapter 2: Popular online communities
Chapter 3: Back under your bridge, troll!
Chapter 4: Anonymity and you

Part III: Failure Through Writing
Chapter 1: Modern marvels
Chapter 2: Criminal neglect
Chapter 3: The deterioration of written English
Chapter 4: The death of a language

Part IV: Lingua Franca
Chapter 1: I can't believe it's not jargon!
Chapter 2: Electronic communication
Chapter 3: When is it appropriate?
Chapter 4: Upholding intelligence

Part V: Composition
Chapter 1: Business writing
Chapter 2: Personal communications
Chapter 3: If you use "Reply All," you'd better mean it
Chapter 4: Fact vs tact
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:33 pm


Actually now, I'm thinking of changing the focus of the book to internet composition. . .

Kazemuki
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Skizio
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:17 pm


Oh yay! Another never to be finished guide! (jk)

That's pretty interesting really...if you'll ever get around to completing this I would certainly read it.

And that's great that you're writing a book, more guts than I have.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:53 pm


I don't think this book will make you very popular... but, whatever. It might help rid my intarwebz of trolls.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:34 pm


I want a copy to staple to certain people's foreheads... mom has this one really irritating friend...
PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:48 pm


I cannot speak for a lot of people, but I know for a fact that I would most definitely read said book, and enjoy it. I do hope that you write this book, and get it published. Good luck.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:25 am


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This wins. Epically. You have at least one guaranteed sale, right here. Could I help you write a chapter or two?
PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:30 am


I would certainly pick this one up once it's finished. I know quite a few people who REALLY need this.

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