Teddy Says...
Takin from an aim conversation with my friends
the story is 100 y; me tho
my friend was like
ew I have to do a paper on this book
and I'm like
I've never read it
but I'll help
then the story started
So pride
it's like simba
lion pride
and gay pride too
gay lions
so gay simba goes to the club
and he meets this bear
and he's all
ew you're hairy
stupid bear
and the bear was all heyy
thats prejudice
lets go fight
so they tumbled
but then gay simba and gay bear ended up having sex
and they made sweet sweet love
instead of prejudice
then nine months later
the bear was like
ew kids
I'm not paying child support
and wtf we're both gay men we cant have babies
but then simba explained his gender reassignment surgery
so gay simba has octopustuplets
with tentacles
and unicorn horns
and was like
damn
inter species sex babies should've been aborted
so then he goes to put them up for adoption
because being a single gay parent is difficult
and the adoption agency was all
noooo
you have ugly babies
and we are prejudice against them,
and gay simba was all
well i'm proud of em
so ima keep em
so gay simba spiraled into debt
and became a sexy Russian prostitute
and his pimp slapped him
and was all
I'm prejudice of bitches so i gotta keep my pimp hand strong
but I'm also proud of how much money you bring in
now suck my d**k betch
then gay simba did crack
and died 3 years later of super aids
the story is 100 y; me tho
my friend was like
ew I have to do a paper on this book
and I'm like
I've never read it
but I'll help
then the story started
So pride
it's like simba
lion pride
and gay pride too
gay lions
so gay simba goes to the club
and he meets this bear
and he's all
ew you're hairy
stupid bear
and the bear was all heyy
thats prejudice
lets go fight
so they tumbled
but then gay simba and gay bear ended up having sex
and they made sweet sweet love
instead of prejudice
then nine months later
the bear was like
ew kids
I'm not paying child support
and wtf we're both gay men we cant have babies
but then simba explained his gender reassignment surgery
so gay simba has octopustuplets
with tentacles
and unicorn horns
and was like
damn
inter species sex babies should've been aborted
so then he goes to put them up for adoption
because being a single gay parent is difficult
and the adoption agency was all
noooo
you have ugly babies
and we are prejudice against them,
and gay simba was all
well i'm proud of em
so ima keep em
so gay simba spiraled into debt
and became a sexy Russian prostitute
and his pimp slapped him
and was all
I'm prejudice of bitches so i gotta keep my pimp hand strong
but I'm also proud of how much money you bring in
now suck my d**k betch
then gay simba did crack
and died 3 years later of super aids
