Maiadorn
"You have forfeited the right to limbs!" scream Maybe the Doctor's some sort of loan shark?
"Borrow one of mine, I take four of yours!"
Hairy Priest
I don't quite get this Jack-Gwen-Rhys love triangle they're trying to sell. I mean, they sort of touched on the idea that Jack and Gwen have some feelings for each other in 'Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang'... but then they keep throwing in all the Jack-Ianto stuff... I just don't get it. Unless Jack wants all of Torchwood as his own little harem or something.
I hate Jack/Gwen. Partly because all the scenes that touch upon it are a bit rubbish, and partly because it's just so
lazy. He's the leading man! She's the leading woman! Together they go!
Doesn't bother me that it conflicts with Jack/Ianto as between you and me, I get the impression that our Jack may not be a one organism kind of a guy. It just bothers me that Jack/Gwen is naff unto itself. The UST thing doesn't work unless the audience wants the characters to get together, and I don't think I've ever met anyone who's rooting for those particular crazy kids to hook up.
About the harem thing...I almost don't want to say this because I love the series' normalisation of bisexuality, but...well, in a group of five people in Cardiff it's a bit of a statistical anomally that three would be bi
* and one would be omnisexual. You've got to start to wonder if sexual preference is one of Jack's recruitment criteria.
* - At least behaviourally, we don't know how they identify. bad-wolf-bay
though i did find hilarious when Rhse askes Jack 'Your not gay are you?' had to find that completely ironic of cors
razz I loved that deftly written little exchange. Rhys is so operating in the mindset where 'gay or straight' are the two available options, which is so very far from the
Torchwood universe.
Travis III
I have not seen this episode yet, due to the fact that I live in Australia and t'internet's not working at my house for some unfathomable reason (I'm writing this on a
very slow computer at the library, so you know), but if it's written by Treganna, most people on this thread liked it, and the characters get some decentish development, I can't see myself hating this one
too much...
There's a lot to like. There's nothing BIG enough to make me love it, and there's a couple of clunky scenes that let it down (both of the Jack/Gwen related, so that might just be my antipathy talking) but it goes a good way towards making the characters less repellant.
I rewatched the Master trilogy again last night
(The second best one, not Keeper of Trakken, Logopolis and Castrovalva) and what the Doctor should have done is put a little holographic version of himself in Jack's wrist-thingy when he was fixing it. One that could have popped up whenever Jack was about to do something horrid and given him a stern look and a "Oh no you don't..." That's why everyone likes Jack in
Doctor Who and feels a bit ill watching him in
Torchwood. Because he gets the stern looks and a "Oh no you don't..."s in
Doctor Who.
It'd be great!
Jack: Ianto! I order you to kill the woman you love. I know we'd all stand a better chance of survival if I ordered the whole team to try, but for no particular reason I really want to watch you do it...
Tiny Holographic Ten: *stares*
Jack...
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Jack: Terrified woman! We're going to torture you, then I'm going to go and flirt with my ******** about how well I've done it!
Tiny Holographic Ten: *stares*
Jack...
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Jack: Tosh! For no reason I'm going to murder the woman you love by sending her into the sun rather than letting her go home, which would get her out of our hair just as effectively. Then, I'm going to joke about it in front of you by horribly delivering an old
Goon Show gag...
Tiny Holographic Ten: *stares*
Jack...
Jack: Okay! No
Goon Show gag!
Tiny Holographic Ten: *continues staring*
Jack: Alright! Alright! No pointless murder either!
Jesus!
Still, I'm glad I'm feeling warmer towards the show right now since it's the DOUBLE BILL next week!
On BBC2 they're showing
Adam, the Big Treganna Character Piece.
Then on BBC3 straight after they're showing
Reset, the first Martha episode.
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