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 Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:46 pm
I translated this joke from Portuguese to English.. i hope it makes sense... made me laugh xd enjoy!
So the husband was very very very stressed out to the point he needed medical attention. He and his wife went to go see a doctor. After the examination the doctor asks the husband to step outside so he can speak to the wife. The doc tells her that he is very stressed out and that she has to do the following:
make him a hearty breakfast every morning and make sure to be kind and sweet, make him a healthy snack in the afternoons, and for dinner make sure to make different plates he enjoys and not to burden him with more problems or talk about unhappy things because he probably would have had a tough day at work. He also tells her that it is crucial that she has sex with him several times a week satisfying his deepest sexual desires. In the end he tells her that if she doesn’t do this, he will surely die from the stress…
So on the drive home, the husband asks his wife what the doctor had told her
She responds: “he said you’re going to die”
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:54 am
Yeah I found it funny too. Now where mah lovin? xp
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:09 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:44 am
eek whew that was hot *passes out*
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:55 pm
xd
And where's my lovin? blaugh
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:50 pm
*pounces and loves* heart
the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead"
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:09 pm
KittyLovin228 *pounces and loves* heart the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead" Remind me to never marry you xp domokun
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:05 pm
KittyLovin228 *pounces and loves* heart the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead" *loves back like twice as hard* Yeah me too. Sorry you gonna die
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:11 pm
wwe_man KittyLovin228 *pounces and loves* heart the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead" Remind me to never marry you xp domokun that's a wise decision
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:12 pm
Akiska KittyLovin228 *pounces and loves* heart the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead" *loves back like twice as hard* Yeah me too. Sorry you gonna die
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:40 pm
KittyLovin228 wwe_man KittyLovin228 *pounces and loves* heart the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead" Remind me to never marry you xp domokun that's a wise decision if you say so lol
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:18 am
wwe_man KittyLovin228 wwe_man KittyLovin228 *pounces and loves* heart the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead" Remind me to never marry you xp domokun that's a wise decision if you say so lol
You dont have anything to worry about, shes more afraid of commitment than she is zombies! rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:10 pm
BoTheGeek wwe_man KittyLovin228 wwe_man KittyLovin228 *pounces and loves* heart the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead" Remind me to never marry you xp domokun that's a wise decision if you say so lol
You dont have anything to worry about, shes more afraid of commitment than she is zombies! rofl
*Tapes bo in the corner with duck tape.*
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:18 pm
Akiska BoTheGeek wwe_man KittyLovin228 wwe_man KittyLovin228 *pounces and loves* heart the funny thing is... i think i would have told my husband the same thing "doc says you dead" Remind me to never marry you xp domokun that's a wise decision if you say so lol
You dont have anything to worry about, shes more afraid of commitment than she is zombies! rofl
*Tapes bo in the corner with duck tape.* *evil grin*
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