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I got really bored so I found this....



Anti Cosmo is awesome!! XDDD It's a little kid show, too. XD

mrgreen No, it's shweet.

even better "tis shveeeeet!"

if a witch practices her craft on the beach does she count as a Sandwitch?lol

I can take no credit for this. It was given to me by Vampress D. Enjoy biggrin

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

I did not get that at all.... o_o;

xDDD Funny.

Can you put the Klay World Videos on here? Hilarious!!!

I like to sit on my pancakes! *sits on the land mine that looks like a pancake and explodes* lol