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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:38 pm

I think it's about time to get you guys in shape. A Ninja Clan would be useless if there were no missions to do. So I've decided to set up a few to train you.

Here are some Ninja Qualities you'll be using in these Missions:
-Stealth
-Speed
-Mastery of various weapons and poisons
-Efficient and deadly combat tactics

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:39 pm

LMAO Mission #1

Abilities Needed: Speed and Stealth.

''Let's see how fast can you recognize the words Lemonade or Ninja in a song. But the thing is, it must not be a song title. So sharpen your hearing... or if you prefer you can sneak around websites looking for song lyrics..''

Points earned:
1 LMAO point for each song lyric you post

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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:42 pm

Example:

Song Title: Summer Nights from the Grease Soundtrack

''...Tell me more, tell me more,
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more,
Did she put up a fight?
Took her bowlin' in the Arcade
We went strollin', drank lemonade
We made out under the dock
we stayed up until ten o'clock...''

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:25 pm

He was a ninja,
The deadliest man in Japan.
He was a ninja,
against the iron-clad hand.
He was a ninja,
defended the weak and the poor.
He was a ninja,
he never ever used the door.

http://forum.bandamp.com/Lyrics_Review/51907.html

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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:27 pm

But I know a Love
And one day I'll be sittin' up in heaven on an easy chair
Sippin' lemonade, love lives there
http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/631481.html

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:26 pm

.:: xXDemonic_AznXx::.
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- [ :O This is cool but I'll do it tomorrow morning. :3 Needs to sleep.

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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:50 pm

What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, ******** is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, ********' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!

-Insane Clown Posse, Tunnel of Love, Ninja

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:52 pm

Sing a song of lemonade.
We'll pour it in a cup.
We'll stir it with a straw
And then we'll sip it up.
It will be so refreshing
We'll have to have some more,
And we'll be drinking lemonade forever, ever more!

(quite possibly the cutest song lyrics ever)

-PreSchool Education Songs

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Orgasmic Potatoes
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:04 am

They gon feel this
[x4]

If you feelin' me then holla at a brother, Hay!
[x4]

If you say that we gon ride for one another
Hay!
No matter what you'll always be my brother
Hay!
No matter where you're from, no matter the color
Hay!
We cool just don't say nothing bout my mother
Hay!
If you say this year, that we gon do it bigger
Hay!
No excuses everybody gon deliver
Hay!
We gon' lock it down, keep that on the forealla
Hay!
If you feelin' me then holla at a figure
Hay!
If you say it's your time like never before
Hay!
What held you down, won't hold you down no more
Hay!
Every time you do your thing baby you score
Hay!
You believe that God don't want you to be poor
Hay!
Drop top Benz, makin' ends and livin' nice
Hay!
Don't have to gamble to make a livin' rollin' dice
Hay!
If you say that God's got everything you need
Hay!
And don't need to slang no cane or sell no weed
Hay!
If you say that you got Jesus do your math
Hay!
And zero out everything's that is in your path
Hay!
If you're sick and tired and you can't sleep at night
Hay!
Just know that God's gon make everything right
Hay!
If you say you got word then you got hope
Hay!
And God Almighty's gonna help you cope
Hay!
If you wanna grab the devil by the throat
Hay!
Or better yet, just hang him by a rope
Hay!
If you're wit your girls or chillin' wit your boys
Hay!
My lady's scream, my homies make some noise
Hay!
If you say you got a job makin' money
Hay!
Or you're unemployed, but tryin, cool wit me
Hay!
If you ain't afraid to tell them that you saved
Hay!
You be representin' talkin' bold and brave
Hay!
If you say with Christ that you have got it made
Hay!
Chillin' out, getting' paid, sippin lemonade in the shade
Hay!
You say you ain't waitin on nobody else
Hay!
Cause what they can do, you can do yourself
Hay!
If you say what God is saying then it's true
Hay!
Add faith and there is nothing God won't do
Hay!
I'm livin' good because I keep out drama
Hay!
Ramona Jones my wife and baby mama
Hay!
If you married take a trip and don't think twice
Hay!
Just make sure you take your husband or your wife
Hay!

If you feelin' me then holla at a brother, Hay!
[x4]

I'm feelin' this
[x4]

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:07 am

LFO SUMMERGIRL! We should all remember this song...

I Like it when the girls stop by for the summer ..... for the summer
Do you Remember, Do You Remember
When we met that summer

[Chorus:]
New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer
I like girls that wear abercrombie and finch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But She's been gone since that summer ...

Hip-Hop Mamma laid s**c and span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespear wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something you're eyes well it drives me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macallay Culkin was in home alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speakin'
Micheal J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from abercrombie and finch

[Chorus:]
New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer
I like girls that wear abercrombie and finch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But She's been gone since that summer ...

Cherry, Pez, Coke, Crush, Rock stud boogie
Used to hate school, So I had to play hookie
always been hip to the B-boy style
Known to act wild and make the girls smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Reminds me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
To drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock and roll
Your dad took off when you were four years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun DIp and Cherry Coke
And I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name is Rich
You look like a girl from abercrombie and finch

[Chorus:]
New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer
I like girls that wear abercrombie and finch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But She's been gone since that summer ...

Summertime Girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip-hop song
Summertime Girls are the kind I like
I stole you're honey like I stole your Bike

Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr Limpit
Think about that summer and I bug cause I miss it
Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese
Ruby Red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but what's the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose
Came in the door, I said it before
Think I'm over it, but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name is Rich
You look like a girl from abercrombie and finch

[Chorus:]
New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer
I like girls that wear abercrombie and finch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But She's been gone since that summer ...

Summer Girls Come and Summer Girls go
Some are worth while and some are so-so
Summer Girls come and Summer Girls go
Some are worth while and some are so-so
Summertime Girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip-hop song
Summertime Girls are the kind I like
I stole your honey like I stole your bike

[Chorus:]
New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer
I like girls that wear abercrombie and finch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But She's been gone since that summer ...

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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 am

I leave wit no injure, after I blow four in ya
One handstand on top of yo' ninja
Crash it, [ERRRR] Doc stir the madness

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Off-the-Wall-lyrics-Eminem/A080B5DAD56A3D2F48256A790002383C
Eminem Off the Wall

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:16 am

"Well I am ninja
he is ninja
she is ninja too
I am ninja
we are ninja
but i believe that you are ninja too"
(WOOOOOOO!!! ask a ninja theme song ^_^)

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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:34 pm

I am content to be in content
melt or break through
your walls of crust
give me something that I can hold
as I'm trying to make my way up this stream of dust

lead me up to where you are
let me feel the sun
spin me around back and forth
until you're down

did you taste God's lemonade
am I doing fine
well I never felt so lame
till you changed my mind

I find it funny
that look of lemon on your face
always the first in line
but you still feel out of place
strange how you start to hate
all that you used to love
and now that you will become
is what you used to make fun of

lead me up to where you are
let me feel the sun
spin me around back and forth
until I'm down

did you taste God's lemonade
am I doing fine
well I never felt so lame
until you changed my mind

did you taste God's lemonade
am I doing fine
I'm drowning inside your ring
and do it one more time

lead me up to where you are
let me feel the sun
spin me around back and forth
until I'm down

did you taste God's lemonade
am I doing fine
well I never felt so lame
till you changed my mind

did you taste God's lemonade
yeah I'm alright
I'm drowning inside your ring
and do it one more time
did you taste God's lemonade
did you taste God's lemonade
did you taste God's lemonade
did you taste God's lemonade

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BJ5bnkHBjgY

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:31 pm

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He was a ninja,
The deadliest man in Japan.
He was a ninja,
against the iron-clad hand.
He was a ninja,
defended the weak and the poor.
He was a ninja,
he never ever used the door.

http://forum.bandamp.com/Lyrics_Review/51907.html

x 2

You have 4 Lmao points ninja

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