Random + Cheesecake
Welcome to the 7th edition of TLOEM's newsletter. Since Shaff's yelling at me, I'm gonna have to make the revamp story quick.
Shaff decided that the guild needed a change, so we're getting new graphics, new banners, and altogether a much cleaner guild. More events, affiliates, and such, and hopefully a happier Shaff. So as of tomorrow, the guild will be closed of a quick makeover. Don't fret, you can hang in DITR, our temporary guild while this is happening. Have fun!
I'd also like to say thank you to my wonderful staff, mainly Gale, Censor, Emo, and sars. You guys are awesome. We got this thing done in record time. I couldn't have asked for a better team. heart
Shaff decided that the guild needed a change, so we're getting new graphics, new banners, and altogether a much cleaner guild. More events, affiliates, and such, and hopefully a happier Shaff. So as of tomorrow, the guild will be closed of a quick makeover. Don't fret, you can hang in DITR, our temporary guild while this is happening. Have fun!
I'd also like to say thank you to my wonderful staff, mainly Gale, Censor, Emo, and sars. You guys are awesome. We got this thing done in record time. I couldn't have asked for a better team. heart
sars attacks
Welcome to my little section of the newsletter, where I will chronicle the speed at which we all spout nonsense!
In my column, you will find the Top Five Guild Spammers to which we must all aspire.
You will also find who has recently met a posting landmark, be it 100, 500, 1000+ posts as well as upcoming landmarks to look out for!
So lets get down to business!
The Top Five Guild Spammers Are:
Shaff with 5614 posts
Ritorin with 1881 posts
[G]aian with 1654 posts
Gale-Chan with 1601 posts
Hippie Bane with 1509 posts!
We love you all, don't ever leave us!
And Those Celebrating Recent Post Landmarks:
Rumours of Blue Whales recently broke the 500 post mark! Congrats!
Serious Jesus seems to have also recently broken the 500 post CUNTcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt (editted by shaff for the lulz) Hooray!!
Upcoming Post Landmarks:
Dragn Breth and Sylir are BOTH about to break 500 (at press time)
Detective Mortalis is nearing 500 as well!
King Of Aquatica, Dignity of Wrath & Laynadox are all nearing the 1000 mark, which is exciting!!
Myself.... well I am nearing the 600 post mark, so I better get posting if I hope to catch up to the likes of Shaff and co!!
In my column, you will find the Top Five Guild Spammers to which we must all aspire.
You will also find who has recently met a posting landmark, be it 100, 500, 1000+ posts as well as upcoming landmarks to look out for!
So lets get down to business!
The Top Five Guild Spammers Are:
Shaff with 5614 posts
Ritorin with 1881 posts
[G]aian with 1654 posts
Gale-Chan with 1601 posts
Hippie Bane with 1509 posts!
We love you all, don't ever leave us!
And Those Celebrating Recent Post Landmarks:
Rumours of Blue Whales recently broke the 500 post mark! Congrats!
Serious Jesus seems to have also recently broken the 500 post CUNTcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt (editted by shaff for the lulz) Hooray!!
Upcoming Post Landmarks:
Dragn Breth and Sylir are BOTH about to break 500 (at press time)
Detective Mortalis is nearing 500 as well!
King Of Aquatica, Dignity of Wrath & Laynadox are all nearing the 1000 mark, which is exciting!!
Myself.... well I am nearing the 600 post mark, so I better get posting if I hope to catch up to the likes of Shaff and co!!
The Censorship Fairy
--Censors Gossip Column--
:Author's Note:
Oh Hay Gaiz. It looks like we got a news team up and running! Oh and lyk, it's gonna rock >:U
-Hot Gossip-
**censored by Cheesecake due to some yelling by Shaff**
-Lawl Noobs-
Next we have the new people list, we're not going to tell you how to greet them, just two.
Magical Razzmatazz
Two-2
Oh Yeah, Um, that's it. Deal with it. talk2hand
-THEY'RE IN LOVE 4EVR-
Our new couples. Or couple. Or one sided stalkerdom.
Pif It Uh heart The King Of Halloween
Send them gifts, like some of their hair that you took while they slept. owe
-Gaydar Off The Charts!-
Which of course brings us to gay rumors. And I'm telling you right now, Pif is soooo gay. No seriously talk about it all the time. Make sure you question him a lot too. This is an open pass to bother a member! Do it!
-Err What?-
This will be the part for any gossip that JUST CONFUSED THE HELL OUT OF YOU. Or me. Probably me. This time we have the e-drama with Flutterby Smiles. Seriously. What the hell happened again? I remember she hated shaff or something, and shaff was like "BANNED" So if you have any info then make a bunch of pointless threads cursing at Shaff! A better idea that won't get you banned is to ask questions, of both Shaff and Flutt.
-Mystery And Confusion!-
Just who is this labtech guy? Well it doesn't matter cause now he's a "Timmy" zombie. You heard him go Yeep! If you have any information or ideas send them to me and I'll take all the credit.
-Closing Statement-
Umm, Rummy is going to be gone cause she's busy IRL, Wish her luck in her contest thing!
And that also mean we don't have any photos...Maybe next time!
Yeah also, this section was thrown together kind of last minute while I was sick.
Maybe next time I could be notified earlier huh? >:U
Gossip Guru Censor Signing Off!
:Author's Note:
Oh Hay Gaiz. It looks like we got a news team up and running! Oh and lyk, it's gonna rock >:U
-Hot Gossip-
**censored by Cheesecake due to some yelling by Shaff**
-Lawl Noobs-
Next we have the new people list, we're not going to tell you how to greet them, just two.
Magical Razzmatazz
Two-2
Oh Yeah, Um, that's it. Deal with it. talk2hand
-THEY'RE IN LOVE 4EVR-
Our new couples. Or couple. Or one sided stalkerdom.
Pif It Uh heart The King Of Halloween
Send them gifts, like some of their hair that you took while they slept. owe
-Gaydar Off The Charts!-
Which of course brings us to gay rumors. And I'm telling you right now, Pif is soooo gay. No seriously talk about it all the time. Make sure you question him a lot too. This is an open pass to bother a member! Do it!
-Err What?-
This will be the part for any gossip that JUST CONFUSED THE HELL OUT OF YOU. Or me. Probably me. This time we have the e-drama with Flutterby Smiles. Seriously. What the hell happened again? I remember she hated shaff or something, and shaff was like "BANNED" So if you have any info then make a bunch of pointless threads cursing at Shaff! A better idea that won't get you banned is to ask questions, of both Shaff and Flutt.
-Mystery And Confusion!-
Just who is this labtech guy? Well it doesn't matter cause now he's a "Timmy" zombie. You heard him go Yeep! If you have any information or ideas send them to me and I'll take all the credit.
-Closing Statement-
Umm, Rummy is going to be gone cause she's busy IRL, Wish her luck in her contest thing!
And that also mean we don't have any photos...Maybe next time!
Yeah also, this section was thrown together kind of last minute while I was sick.
Maybe next time I could be notified earlier huh? >:U
Gossip Guru Censor Signing Off!
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SHAFF
Good Evening, Kids. This is the part where I tell you what I'm doing in the Guild.
Tomorrow, The guild will be Revamped. I hope you like it, and will post a lot in the new stickies which will be released tomorrow.
A all new thread will be coming soon too, Which will be titled "L Samuel's Kid Shoew!".
You can post in it and L Samuel replies with fun (dumb) stuff for you to do during the thread is open. Then he gives away a random item. This is every Friday. Well, It doesn't make sence now but It will be fun tomorrow.
I'd like to welcome our new Affiliates, Diamond in the Rough & Poppie's Tea Party.
Poppie's Tea party is a old guild, and has always been a great hangout. kinda dead though, lol.
Diamond in the Rough is a new guild, coming soon.
We will be getting more affiliates, and maybe some more by tomorrow's revamp.
My song of the week is...
"Nothing" By A
It is my currently Multimedia, so check it out.
Until Next time, this is Ritorin with news only on www.yahoo.com.
Tomorrow, The guild will be Revamped. I hope you like it, and will post a lot in the new stickies which will be released tomorrow.
A all new thread will be coming soon too, Which will be titled "L Samuel's Kid Shoew!".
You can post in it and L Samuel replies with fun (dumb) stuff for you to do during the thread is open. Then he gives away a random item. This is every Friday. Well, It doesn't make sence now but It will be fun tomorrow.
I'd like to welcome our new Affiliates, Diamond in the Rough & Poppie's Tea Party.
Poppie's Tea party is a old guild, and has always been a great hangout. kinda dead though, lol.
Diamond in the Rough is a new guild, coming soon.
We will be getting more affiliates, and maybe some more by tomorrow's revamp.
My song of the week is...
"Nothing" By A
It is my currently Multimedia, so check it out.
Until Next time, this is Ritorin with news only on www.yahoo.com.
