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So, I'm at my friend Amy's house right now. And I hadn't seen her in like a year...or like six months...before like yesterday.
And we had an adventure. And it was really fun. Actually, it was pretty shitty up until like the last two hours.

We pretty much sat in a car and did nothing for like three hours until a bunch of people left and then I got killed my a huge blue bong
And saw s**t.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Oh yeah
And then we went to walmart and wandered around for like ten minutes before getting anything.
Then we sat in the car for three minutes. That was the longest three minutes of my whole entire life.
Like one minute, it was 11:44...then a whole hour of eating pastries and being retarded went by...and it was 11:47.
And travis yelled out the window at some black guy...
And he doesn't have a tooth.
Oh yeah and we took like a ten minute detour on the way home to see this "trippy sign". It kinda was trippy but not as cool as I thought it was going to be.
Then we came back to Amy's and ate pickles and I had another cinnamon roll because I WAS HUNGRY. Then we went outside and smoked a billion cigarettes. Then we went to sleep, I think.
I don't remember.
But I woke up and told a story about Amy's cat who was genetically engineered by Elvis, who was under watch by the government. so they came to his apartment one day and were like "WHERE IS THE CAT COW PANTHER" [its half cow half cat half panther, i'm super serial.] and he was like "MY CREATIONN" and did the pelvic thrust. [it really drove him insane.]
And then he was like "you'll have a better home here uh huh huh."
and then they found the cat.
and i named her svetlana because she's a german-speaking russian cat cow panther lesbian.
In soviet russia, p***y eat you!


And then Mr. I Don't Have A Tooth called me today like six times and was like wanna hang out youre pretty and i was like no im tired.
so he was like FINE IM GOING HOME.
and then i made fun of him because he doesnt have a tooth
but not to his face, i'll do that next time i see him.


umm
in short
that bong totally killed me.


DISCUSS :]

the shitty thing about it is i had my camera on me the whole time. surprised

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT RIGHT NOW.

I will this weekend
I'm going out with ANDRUW<3
And he's going to get me really drunk.