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 Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:35 pm
So, I'm walking through Mournhold last night. I decide to help that guy with his play thingy in the Great Bazaar.
I foul a few lines, but on the line, "As, I hear, are all Telvanni", a guy suddenly yells, "DIE, ACTOR SCUM!" and charges at me with a Daedric Wakazashi.
It went kinda like this:
Tsuyoshi: As, I hear, are all Telvanni.
Assassin: DIE, ACTOR SCUM! (pulls out Daedric weapon and charges)
Tsuyoshi: What on earth (pulls out Cloudcleaver) is your (WHAM) problem?!
Assassin: Aaaaaugh (dies)
Tsuyoshi: Idiot. (puts Cloudcleaver away and steals the Daedric sword.) Oh well. (walks away) His stupidity earned me a new toy. (laughs)
Most fun I've had in a while biggrin
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:35 pm
I remember that mini-quest. "DIE, ACTOR SCUM" is one of the best lines in the game.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:36 pm
Yep. And I love his sword so much, I sold it!!! rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:28 am
Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Yep. And I love his sword so much, I sold it!!! rofl That ain't a sword, it's a butterknife.
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:29 pm
next to solsthiem moournhold is my favoirit place to hang out
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:05 pm
Shokudo Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Yep. And I love his sword so much, I sold it!!! rofl That ain't a sword, it's a butterknife. Okay, I seriously just fell out of my chair laughing...that sounds like my dad the other day with my brother...bro pulls out his army knife. Dad goes, that's not a knife, THIS - pulls out a machete - is a knife. Big bro was like eek
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:42 pm
Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Shokudo Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Yep. And I love his sword so much, I sold it!!! rofl That ain't a sword, it's a butterknife. Okay, I seriously just fell out of my chair laughing...that sounds like my dad the other day with my brother...bro pulls out his army knife. Dad goes, that's not a knife, THIS - pulls out a machete - is a knife. Big bro was like eek Knife joke = Crocodile Dundee.
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:04 pm
Ulfin Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Shokudo Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Yep. And I love his sword so much, I sold it!!! rofl That ain't a sword, it's a butterknife. Okay, I seriously just fell out of my chair laughing...that sounds like my dad the other day with my brother...bro pulls out his army knife. Dad goes, that's not a knife, THIS - pulls out a machete - is a knife. Big bro was like eek Knife joke = Crocodile Dundee. Yeah, I saw the movie. But the look on my brother's face was priceless.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:05 am
Kira Asakawa Ulfin Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Shokudo Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Yep. And I love his sword so much, I sold it!!! rofl That ain't a sword, it's a butterknife. Okay, I seriously just fell out of my chair laughing...that sounds like my dad the other day with my brother...bro pulls out his army knife. Dad goes, that's not a knife, THIS - pulls out a machete - is a knife. Big bro was like eek Knife joke = Crocodile Dundee. Yeah, I saw the movie. But the look on my brother's face was priceless. i have a machete
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:23 am
hehe your brother must be thinkin that he needs to get one of those.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:13 pm
Ulfin Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Shokudo Tsuyoshi Kumochibara Yep. And I love his sword so much, I sold it!!! rofl That ain't a sword, it's a butterknife. Okay, I seriously just fell out of my chair laughing...that sounds like my dad the other day with my brother...bro pulls out his army knife. Dad goes, that's not a knife, THIS - pulls out a machete - is a knife. Big bro was like eek Knife joke = Crocodile Dundee.
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:25 am
pfft, anybody who takes croc dundee as face value and as a real depiction of what Aussies are deserves a sucker-punch to the throat. Seriously.
But yeah, it's certainly interesting when some random guy comes running at you trying to kill you, especially when you're only trying to do a play. When I did it the first time I was making mistakes left right and center, so I just thought it was just punishment for failing in the play so much. Then I realize what had happened and I was angry. Then I calmed down. THen I got angry again when I realised I could have made a bit of money from getting the play right.
Ah well, s**t happens. I got my revenge when I beat the guy to a pulp with my monk. Good time, good times...
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:04 am
Kira Asakawa Yep. And I love his sword so much, I sold it!!! rofl That's nothing. I loved it so much that I kept it and used it for the entire game.
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