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 Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:13 pm
Okay, I got this idea from someone on the LiveJournal ShikaNeji community Genius Love. Basically, you go to this drabble-generator site ( Link), enter in terms in the correct fields, submit, and watch the fun begin. Here's an example of what I got by using this generator: Shikamaru and Neji
by William Shakespeare[Enter Shikamaru]
[Neji appears above at a window]
Shikamaru:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the paperclip, and Neji is the deer.
Arise, jubilant deer, and moan the iridescent screw.
See, how he leans his head upon his fingernail!
O, that I were a glove upon that fingernail,
That I might touch that head!
Neji:
O Shikamaru, Shikamaru! wherefore art thou Shikamaru?
What's in a name? That which we call a naughty bits
By any other name would smell as retarded
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a pervy sage that nosebleeds after looking into a hotspring"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove troublesome.
Shikamaru:
Swain, by yonder iridescent screw I swear
That tips into a cave the stupid speaker--
Neji:
O, swear not by the screw, the loud screw,
That huskily changes in its opaque orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise opaque.
Sweet, verdant night! A thousand times verdant night!
Parting is such snowy sorrow,
That I shall say verdant night till it be morrow.
[Exit above]
Shikamaru:
Sleep dwell upon thy head, peace in thy fingernail!
Would I were sleep and peace, so roughly to rest!
sexiliy will I to my jubilant naughty bits's cell,
Its help to moan, and my retarded naughty bits to tell. rofl Let's see what we all get. The only thing required is that you put Shikamaru and Neji under the protagonist's names, and then just fill in anything else you want. Have fun!
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:57 pm
My God, this is addicting.
Troublesome Love
Shikamaru finished packing. Ever since Neji, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Shikamaru had been jocular.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing moaned him, all was blinking. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going atop Dumbo to become a numerous screw.
Just then, there was a funny knock at the door. Shikamaru opened it and stood there lazily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his naughty bits.
When Shikamaru came to, Neji was holding his fingernail and looking ditzy. "My love," Neji said sexily, "I'm sorry for the bothersome shock. I've been shipwrecked on a vexing island for the last ten years, living like a kid with a head-sized lollipop on a sunny day at Disneyworld. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my head in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Shikamaru could hardly believe his Neji had returned. "I will always love you, head or no head. Besides, you can cover it up with a paperclip."
They embraced quietly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was kinky.
The Battle For The Paperclip
Atop Dumbo, Shikamaru moaned his paperclip. He had been busy with the paperclip for hours and now wanted nothing more than a troublesome cuddle or a kinky massage from his lover Neji.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his funny Neji appeared at the door, grinning quietly.
"Put down the paperclip," Neji said annoyingly. "Unless you want me to moan that paperclip on your head."
Shikamaru put down the paperclip. He was bothersome. He had never seen Neji so blinking before and it made him numerous.
Neji picked up the paperclip, then withdrew a highlighter from his naugthy bits. "Don't be so bothersome," Neji said with a blinking grimace. "A deer bit my fingernail this morning, and everything became vexing. Now with this paperclip and this highlighter I can annoyingly rule the world!"
Shikamaru clutched his ditzy fingernail sexily. This was his lover, his funny Neji, now staring at him with a blinking naugthy bits.
"Fight it!" Shikamaru shouted. "The deer just wants the paperclip for his own funny devices! He doesn't love you, not the troublesome way I do!"
Shikamaru could see Neji trembling sexily. Shikamaru reached out his head and touched Neji's naugthy bits annoyingly. He was funny, so funny, but he knew only his ditzy love for Neji would break the deer's spell.
Sure enough, Neji dropped the paperclip with a thunk. "Oh, Shikamaru," he squealed. "I'm so troublesome, can you ever forgive me?"
But Shikamaru had already moved atop Dumbo. Like a kid with a head-sized lollipop on a sunny day at Disneyworld, he pressed his head into Neji's naugthy bits. And as they fell together in a vexing fit of love, the paperclip lay on the floor, numerous and forgotten.
(I had no idea how kinky that one would sound being randomly generated.)
Okay, one more.... -Wipes tears from eyes-
I Saw Neji Kissing Santa Claus
Shikamaru woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one bothersome box that looked like a screw.
Then Shikamaru noticed that Neji was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Shikamaru thought that he would surprise Neji. Maybe even sneak up behind him and moan him on his jocular head. That always made Neji numerous.
Shikamaru crept quietly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its ditzy lights, and the presents, heaped up loudly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Neji. Kissing someone.
Shikamaru was so angry, he picked up a highlighter from a table and threw it lazily atop Dumbo.
They both looked around.
"Neji, you kinky deer!" Shikamaru yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Shikamaru looked and then rubbed his naugthy bits and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Neji said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a vexing kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Shikamaru said sexily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be blinking."
That seemed reasonable. Shikamaru went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a kid with a head-sized lollipop on a sunny day at Disneyworld. He made Shikamaru's fingernail feel all funny.
"You see?" Neji said annoyingly and Shikamaru saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:32 am
Oh my god, I've done those before! I think the pairing was NejiGaa, though. They're so funny! XDD
"What's in a name? That which we call a naughty bits
By any other name would smell as retarded."
Made me snort so loudly, and I don't know why xD;;
I can't believe you put 'naughty bits' in there.
"Just then, there was a funny knock at the door. Shikamaru opened it and stood there lazily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his naughty bits."
Same with that bit xD He bruised his naughty bits!?! Oh no, Neji! Kiss his bits better! Lick them if it helps whee
The last two are so perverted xD;; Santa's a player D:
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:54 pm
Your comment....wow. (It seems we both have the same one-track mind about sex/perverted things.)
" 'Neji, you kinky deer!' Shikamaru yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Shikamaru looked and then rubbed his naugthy bits and looked again. It was Santa Claus. "
Bolded bits are what I like the most.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:09 pm
I feel so childish every time I laugh at naughty bits.
lmao @ rubbed his naughty bits. Methinks he doth protest too much; 'cause clearly he's enjoying it xDD
'kinky deer' gave me some weird mental images about submission and roleplaying and...just wow.
Don't be surprised if you see such themed fanart from me in the future >>''''
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:28 pm
I just had to add "naughty bits" as a body part. (I figured I'd add one normal one [head], one weird [fingernail], and that one.)
I would love uke!Neji with deer antlers. Or the classic "antler-headband" (something my mind has made up). (But Shika would "fit" the antlers much better.)
Can anyone say "Shika the red-nosed reindeer" as a Christmas fanart? I can! (I would draw it, but I'll leave it to the professionals.)
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:06 pm
Sanee I just had to add "naughty bits" as a body part. (I figured I'd add one normal one [head], one weird [fingernail], and that one.) I would love uke!Neji with deer antlers. Or the classic "antler-headband" (something my mind has made up). (But Shika would "fit" the antlers much better.) Can anyone say "Shika the red-nosed reindeer" as a Christmas fanart? I can! (I would draw it, but I'll leave it to the professionals.)
Those stories were HILARIOUS.
biggrin I'll draw it!!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:21 pm
AttentionDeficitDisorder Sanee I just had to add "naughty bits" as a body part. (I figured I'd add one normal one [head], one weird [fingernail], and that one.) I would love uke!Neji with deer antlers. Or the classic "antler-headband" (something my mind has made up). (But Shika would "fit" the antlers much better.) Can anyone say "Shika the red-nosed reindeer" as a Christmas fanart? I can! (I would draw it, but I'll leave it to the professionals.)
Those stories were HILARIOUS.
biggrin I'll draw it!!! OMG, you will? 4laugh Takeshi's already done "neji the kinky deer", so you'll have to do Shika the red-nosed reindeer. Or something.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:19 pm
Hey, hey! I tried it; this is great! A little bit of work looking for words, but the result is awesome!! Check it out!
The Influential Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Shikamaru strode along the path, making for Girly Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Pathetic Towel, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Butt.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his colorful bedroom just in time to face the ignorant man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck deadpan, and Shikamaru barely raised his bedroom to meet the attack. They fought long and scrappily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Shikamaru found himself forced to one knee, the man's bedroom pressed to his angry p***s. "I am Neji of Girly Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Pathetic Towel. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the house."
But Shikamaru had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his bedroom with a twist, overpowered Neji and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Shikamaru said, looking down upon him.
Neji's finger shimmered like an endless sunny day with puffy clouds to watch. "I have underestimated you, Shikamaru. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Shikamaru's desire was enflamed. His p***s throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Neji like a deer. Shikamaru caressed Neji's sexy finger and he responded. They came together harmoniously, and their joining was as handsome as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet blanket!" Shikamaru groaned and taken Neji as outstandingly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Shikamaru said. "That's where I put the Pathetic Towel for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed gently on the grass, forgetful of all but their beautiful love. "We will stay together forever," Neji said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Butt never got the Pathetic Towel and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:32 pm
That was retardedly funny.
"Angry p***s"? Oh God! rofl
...I have quite the juvenile sense of humor.
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:21 am
I have a few other good ones it generated. I saved them, but I don't have time to post them right now.
Some of them are just perfect in the way the words fell and are fricken hilarious!
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