Hello, and welcome to Neko's News. Feel free to post whatever, but I'm making this my own newscasting thread!!

Our featured story: The Troll Torrent

Now, I know there's no way to escape these guys forever, but why do they even bother? Someone should tell these trolls they'll earn gold faster playing Word Bump. Who, ME? Naw, I'm too scared of 'em.

In other news: Poofer's Posse Brings Down 3 Cruel Humans

In an outstanding act of valor, courage and flying into a clawing fit of rage, Poofer's Posse has conquered a group of 3 humans performing hellish acts to animals. Says Baby the Berserker: "If ya can get a proper ambush on the buggers, it makes a world of difference!" Poofer's Posse consists of two cats, three dogs, a lizard and a snake, but they are recruiting members. Says Poofer: "The cruelty is peaking at this time of year, due to the fact that Springtime drives living beings to do irrational stuff."