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Title: The Pea Conspiracy

FF.net Penname: Rally Collins

Guild Profile: Ladycrystalite

Genre: Comedy, Parody, Romance, Shounen-ai

Status: In-progress

Rating: T

Disclaimer: All Gundam Wing references and characters belong to Sotsu Agency, Sunrise and Bandai. As far as I know, the Princess and the Pea is fair game for writing fodder and aside from that, this story is barely based on it.

Summary: Take one heirloom pearl, about thirty princesses, one prince, two meddling siblings and the test from the Princess and the Pea and ask can it really be called a test if everyone involved is cheating?

Teaser:

The question brought his concentration back to the audience floor, where four exotically beautiful men were carrying a gold and red silk bedecked litter. They brought it to the exact center of the floor and set it down with extreme care. A man following the litter-bearers gently brushed King Howard's herald aside. The man stepped forward, bowing first to King Howard, second to Prince Duo and third to the curtained litter. He then slipped open the sheer silk to reveal the most beautiful woman Quatre had ever laid eyes on. Her skin was porcelain, her slanted eyes like polished onyx, her lips as red as blood and despite the fact that she wore no expression at all the entire assemblage held a collective breath either in awe of her beauty or in appreciation of her wealth. Upon her head she wore an ornate gold and jewel headdress that was probably worth more than the entire kingdom of Peacemillion and that didn't even get into the rest of her outfit. She was swimming in silk and jewels.

The man spoke in a clear, though slightly accented, voice. "The empire of Shenlong presents to you, Prince Duo, Heir Primus to the Throne of Peacemillion, Meiran, ninth daughter of Chang Xu."

And Duo proved that he'd been awake through the entire proceedings by rising and granting Princess Meiran a full court bow.