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 Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:46 pm
Simple and fun! thought we could give it a shot! So it goes like this, Listen up cuz I'm only gonna type it once. So a person wished for something right? seems simple enough but there's a twist. The next person to post gets to corrupt the wish and then post their own wish. I believe it's time for an EXAMPLE!
Some guy: I wish I had a million dollars!
Captain Awesome: Granted but you recieve the million dollars upon your death. I wish I had abs of steel
Sir Psycho: Granted but you can no longer move your torso because your abs are steel I wish.....
You get the drift. I wish I had a taco!!!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:22 pm
wish granted, but the taco will be materialised inside your head. I wish for a cute girlfriend blaugh
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:25 pm
Granted, turns out she's your sister.
I wish I knew John Frusciante.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:02 pm
granted, but he suddenly dies of a heart attack.
i wish i had laser eyes xd
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:57 am
granted but you cannot see
i wish i could finally get away from all the drama
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:34 am
Granted, but now you live with the Teletubies
I wish I could travel the world and come back to my family in one piece
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 4:12 pm
granted, but your family was abducted by a group of terrosist pengiuns.
I wish I had 2 cats
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:14 pm
Granted. Here are your two cougars.
I wish I had a good job.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:37 pm
granted, you have the job of your lifetime, but the same day you get ran over by your boss
I wish I could fly
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:50 pm
Granted, you may never land again.
I wish I hadn't been so nosey last night.
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:47 pm
granted, every night, when the sun goes down, you immediatly fall asleep
I wish my gf wouldn't hit me all the time
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:03 pm
Very well she then hires men to beat you senseless at various points during the day.
I wish My sunburn would go away.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:34 am
granted, the next morning when you wake up, your skin peels of and you're as hairy as a monkey
I wish my house wasn't on fire right now
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:00 pm
>.> ...Granted, now you're on fire
I wish I didn't have a cold
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:08 am
Congrats. You've traded in your cold for the flu. =D
I wish that my sleeping schedule wasn't classified as "nocturnal"...
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