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 Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:18 pm
Just write about anything that describes Chuck Norris
For Example, his pulse is measured on the ricter scale razz
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:40 pm
 hes a powerful ranger 3nodding (power ranger?) rofl
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:58 pm
he delivered a kick, that could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones XDDD ultimate showdown
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:50 pm
Chuck Norris IS gundam xD
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:46 pm
Mmm, I know he's the celebrity sponsor for the "Total Gym" product. razz
Apparently he's so tough, that there isn't a chin under his beard. There's only another fist. (thanks Family Guy) XDD
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:29 am
Chuck Norris once took a trip to the Virgin islands...now they're jst called "The Islands"
It was once said Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not that hes afraid of the dark...the darks afraid of him!
Babies cry when they're born because they know they've entered the world of CHUCK NORRIS!
The Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep at night.
God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Chuck Norris said "Say Please..."
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Toxic-Citizen Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:50 am
xXTai-ChanXx Chuck Norris once took a trip to the Virgin islands...now they're jst called "The Islands" It was once said Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not that hes afraid of the dark...the darks afraid of him! Babies cry when they're born because they know they've entered the world of CHUCK NORRIS! The Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep at night. God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Chuck Norris said "Say Please..." dood xD
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:03 am
Gundam_Meister_Setsuna xXTai-ChanXx Chuck Norris once took a trip to the Virgin islands...now they're jst called "The Islands" It was once said Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not that hes afraid of the dark...the darks afraid of him! Babies cry when they're born because they know they've entered the world of CHUCK NORRIS! The Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep at night. God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Chuck Norris said "Say Please..." dood xD ive got MANY MANY more...
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Toxic-Citizen Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:13 pm
chuck noris doesn't have hair on his balls, cause hair doesn't grow on steel xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:55 pm
Durban59 chuck noris doesn't have hair on his balls, cause hair doesn't grow on steel xd NORRISOPHOBIA- The fear of being roundhouse kicked in the head
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:01 pm
There is no chin under his beard - only another fist.
Mr. T once pucheed Chuck Norris at the same time as Chuck Norris round-house kicked Mr. T in the face. The result was the 1980s.
Every time a bell tolls a pornstar regains her virginity then looses it to Chuck Norris.
Q. What's the last thing to go through the mind of someone who is in a fight with Chuck Norris?
A. Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
I still think Mr. T ftw though...
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