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RYAN ROSS IS JAPANESE!

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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:04 pm

The secret, dirty truth he's been hiding from us for years, finally revealed!
RYAN ROSS IS JAPANESE!!!

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Ryan Ross has been struggling with the most explosive celebrity secret coming out of small town Las Vegas since the discovery of Pepsi and Mentos!

Your friendly moderator SYRIS has cracked the wall of security surrounding the Panic clan to uncover this astonishing story.

Reporting to you as the facts come in.
~Syris. ninja

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:45 pm

RYAN ROSS LOVES SUSHI!!!

Anything he says to the contrary (NME 60 Second Interview) IS A LIE.

The fans deserve to know.
~Syris ninja

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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:19 pm

SPENCER SMITH: LOVER OF DUCKS?

Spencer Smith, Panic at the Disco drummer extrodinaire, is hiding a secret that could potentially ruin his reputation of being BAD-a**.

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Could this seemingly normal man have an affection for water fowl?!

Smith was seen outside his home in Las Vegas yesterday walking his pet duck, aptly named "Snickers." When asked to comment about this unusual animal, Smith denied even having a duck, even though it was visibly seen in his arms!

Luckily, our reporters at SYRIS managed to snag this picture!

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Reporting to you on all our fine, feathered friends
~Syris ninja

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:42 pm

RYAN ROSS: HARAJUKU GIRL?

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When presented with this picture, Ross replied:

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The truth has got some wicked style too.
~Syris ninja

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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:04 pm

YATTA!!!

I believe this picture speaks for itself.

OMG, WAI~!
~Syris ninja

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:59 pm

O.O *ghasp*

my dreams have come true!! SQUEEEEE!!!!!

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:24 pm

Panic at the Roadtrip

Little known fact: Ryan Ross is the inspiration for the title "She's a handsome woman."

Brendon: I'm going to stop at this gas station. *Hops out of the van*

Ryan: Brendon, honey, will you get me a chocolate bar while you're in there? *Goes back to reading his Cosmo magazine* Oh! And nothing with nuts, you know I don't like how all those little crunchy things get stuck in my teeth!

Brendon: *Rolls eyes* Yes, dear. -_-

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:37 pm

~Later, while trying on costumes for their dress rehersal...~

Brendon, You know, Eric...I feel as if Ryan has been avoiding me lately.

Eric: ::grumbles:: ...all he ever ******** talks about...

Ryan: God, is Brendon talking about me again?

Guy with drink: *stares at Ryan*...that lamp is talking to me again...

Ryan: ::Eying the lamp in the mirror:: If I could just shed a few pounds, I could fit into that lampshade...

~Later~

Ryan: ....Avoiding you? Brendon, I don't know what you're talking about....

Brendon: Is it because...I sweat too much?

Ryan: Can we not talk about this now?

Brendon: ::Whimper::

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ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!

Ryan: Brendon, I...I have something I need to tell you.

Spencer: ZACH'S PREGNANT!

Panic: ZOMGOSH D :

And Jon starts his own children's singalong television program on BBC?!

Jon: WTF.

MAMA MIA!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:49 am

Unfortunately, the gang can't make it to Saturday Night Live tonight. There's been...a problem.

See, Ryan had a tough morning and had to rush. So he didn't eat breakfast. Because of the lack of actual substance that he needed to offset his ridiculous skinniness, When Ryan stepped out of the shower and turned sideways to grab a towel, he disappeared.

The rest of the band still can't find him.

They're out on the streets holding Ryan's favorite ice cream and calling out for his name. Every once in a while, they hear him calling for help, but the voice comes from all directions. As if he exists in all places at one time.

He has defied time-space and dimension as we know it.

We can only hope that some random food item may find its way into his tiny mouth and bring him back into the material realm. If not, he may continue to whither away until there is nothing left at all.

I'm starting a "Feed Ryan Ross" fund, if anybody's interested. We meet every Friday, collect donations and then sit in a circle with a guitar and sing, hoping that Ryan will hear our cries and come back to us.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:37 pm

Tonight on Saturday Night Live, Panic played Nine in the Afternoon and I Write Sins Not Tragedies. I'm really starting to hate Sins, and the band does too. So it annoys me that they did that song.

How it SHOULD have went down:

SNL Producer: Okay, guys, here's the set list. First you're going to perform Nine in the Afternoon, and then I Write S--

Brendon: ******** that song! ::Flips desk:: ::Security has to come in and tackle Brendon to the floor and sedate him::

SNL Producer: Look, guys, you're doing Sins and that's final. =_=

Ryan: ::Interlocks fingers and stares the man in the eyes:: Oh really. Well, if that's the case, then SPENCER WILL KILL YOU.

Spencer: ::Cleaning out fingernails with a hunting knife:: ::Gives the FIERCE look::

SNL Producer: ::Looks to Jon who nods knowingly:: O_O Meep. Okay, okay, you can do That Green Gentlemen...

Ryan: Nice doing business with you. ::The band stands abruptly, hoists Brendon, who is foaming at the mouth and singing "The wheels on the bus" on top of their shoulders and walk out all bad-a**::