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a place for Yo Mama jokes woot...
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-Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.-

-Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "moving".-

-Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.-

-Yo mama so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book.-

-Yo mama so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "Oh my God its coming towards us!"-

-Yo mama so fat, that when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"-

-Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.-

-Yo mama so stupid she got tired climbing the escalator.-

-Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."-

-Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants.-

-Yo mama so fat that she doesn't have corn rows, she has crop circles.-

-Yo mama so old someone told her to act her age and she died.-

-Yo mama so ugly she owes my dog ******** money.-

-Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mama!-

-Yo mama so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!-

-Yo mama so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.-

-Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.-

-Yo Mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.-

-Yo mama so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.-

-Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.-

-Yo mama so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the b***h.-

-Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.-

-Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.-

-Yo mama so fat, she has got more rolls than a supermarket.-

-Yo mama so fat when she was a lizard for halloween everyone thougt it was godzilla.-

-Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the electric scale it said 'one at a time please'.-

-Yo mama so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!-

-Yo mama so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.-

Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.-

-Yo mama so fat, her blood type is rocky road.-

-Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of kids and yelled,"Stop that twinkie!"-

-Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.-

-Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror.-

-Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.-

-Yo mama so nasty, when she puts on secret deodorant it tells on her!-

-Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven!-

-Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.-