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 Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:59 pm
This is just going to be a place where you can post any jokes you may have, they can be lame, funny, gross whatever but please make sure they remain pg 13 I cannot stress that enough! smile
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:01 pm
Here is a joke that I picked up somewhere her on Gaia, I thought that it was a rather good one.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a
single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:20 pm
A set of female triplets are having a birthday, the mother ask's what they want for their birthday. The 3 girls all say they want a guy each.
So the mother goes and gets a guy for each girl.
She comes back with the 'presents' and says, "Ok go into your rooms and do what ever ya wanna do."
And the girls and guys do just that, each one selecting their man and disappearing off into 3 seperate bedrooms.
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A little while later the mother is wondering by the rooms, she listens in on the first room and hear's giggling and laughing.
She then wonders up to the second toom and hear's crying.
The mother then comes up to the third room and hear's nothing, she think's her daughter is dead but doesn' bother to interfere. (Geeze nice mum )
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Sometime later the 3 girls emerge from their respective rooms and the mother asks the first girl. "Why were you giggling?"
#1girl: "Cause it tickled."
She then approaches the second girl and asks, "Why were you crying?"
#2girl: "Cause it hurt I feel so bad."
The mother than approaches the third girl and asks as to why she heard nothing from her room. And the third girl replies...
#3girl: "Cause you always told me never to talk with my mouth full."
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:25 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:26 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:56 pm
Religeous joke:
Mankind finally does it with science,becoming able to create life from dust with machines. So a scientist goes up to god and says: We don't need you anymore, god-we're just as powerfull as you,see?" So God said: "Show me-prove it."
So the man retrieves his machine, then goes to pick up some dirt, and God stops him, saying, "No-Use your own Dirt..." xd xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:25 am
confused I only have one joke, and it's only really funny if you use your imagination a little... Okay here's the situation; this was told to me by my little five year-old cousin, who's an adorable little bugger. He tries to act tough, you know, like one of the 'big boys', but not at all in an aggressive way. Anyway, he wore the sternest expression as he said this to me, and he spoke the answer with such heart-felt conviction that it literally brought a tear to my eye. Okay, you picturing all that, then? Well, this is what the precocious little fella said: Q: Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? stare
A: BECAUSE THEY'RE UGLY AND THEY SMELL!! blaugh Heh heh - boys will be boys... wink
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:21 am
Cudboy that is just so lame that it is funny! hahahahaha!
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:06 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:39 am
*Shakes head* you are not lame Cudboy lol
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:02 pm
Ok there was a couple who was visiting a rodeo and they wen't to check out the bulls, there was a place where the bulls had a sign saying how much they had mated in the last year.
The first bull they went up to said in the sign that it had mated 50 times the last year. The wife nudged her husband playfully and said well practise makes perfect huh?
The second bull they say said that it had mated 120 time in the last yeat, well she grinned and nudged her husband again and said that he could learn something from that bull.
Now the third bull said that it had mated 365 times in the last year, now the wife laughed and said you could really learn something from that bull, thats once a day for the whole year!
The husband turned back to her and said well I wonder if the bull had been with the same cow the whole time?
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:54 am
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:41 am
Hahaha I like blonde jokes! 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:51 am
I will keep it PG 13 .. xp
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:53 am
Yes you will lol nothing rude now ya hear? domokun
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