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 Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:21 pm
Ok.... So I was brushing my hair and getting ready for bed. I live in a dorm room, about the size of my bedroom back home (roughly... 15 feet long, 12 feet wide and 10 feet or so high), plus a little adjacent bathroom. Small shower and a toilet. It's old and a bit run down, but it's liveable.
I turned to turn off the computer, and hiding next to the bottom of the counter...
There
was
a
HUGE FREAKING COCKROACH.
So, I'm a total little girl about it. I go "EEEWWWWWW OMG OMG! DADDY SQUISH IT!!" But my cries for my father were unheard because he's 30 miles away. So, I gather up all my courage, and lunge forward, stamping firmly down upon the poor condemned creature (R.I.P. Mr. Roachy).
So I go to the bathroom to get some tissue to pick up its remains. And while I was kneeling down....
I saw the true terror...
Perhaps what Mr. Roachy was trying to tell me....
There, huddled against the wall...
...WAS AN EVEN BIGGER FREAKING SPIDER. The thing was bigger than a silver dollar.
So I really freak.
I leap back, I run back into the bathroom, I pay my final respects to Mr. Roachy, and I grab some more tissue.
I march back out of the bathroom.
And the spider is still there, crouching perfectly still.
I cringed, but I leapt forward again, and before it could move, killed the spider, picked its body up with the large wad of tissues, and buried it in the bottom of trashcan.
>_>
<_<
Sorry, Shino. You may not mind it, but bugs in my living quarters bother (see: scare the hell out of) me. Please forgive me.
DISCUSS!
Would Shino forgive me? cry
Would Gai have saved me?
Insects in general.
BIG....FREAKING....SPIDERS!
Easy things that are in actuality very hard to do
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:04 am
*whispers to the ant she thinks is Shino*
Shino hates you.
He will now start an anti-MG-chan guild.
And he does not want to speak to you.
xp
Yes, Gai would have saved you, but because he didn't, and you had to murder the bug, Shino hates you......
*Is being delusional in wanting to talk to Shino*
xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:55 am
What was your roommate doing while all this was going on?
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:59 am
SirHiss What was your roommate doing while all this was going on? She was at her kind-of boyfriend's apartment. That's where she usually is, nowadays.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:03 am
Sei Raku *whispers to the ant she thinks is Shino* Shino hates you. He will now start an anti-MG-chan guild. And he does not want to speak to you. xp Yes, Gai would have saved you, but because he didn't, and you had to murder the bug, Shino hates you...... *Is being delusional in wanting to talk to Shino* xd If it makes him feel any better, I thought better of burying them in the trashcan a few minutes after posted my harrowing tale. I gave both Mr. Roachy the Roach and the Notorius ARACHNE a viking funeral.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:32 am
MG-chan Sei Raku *whispers to the ant she thinks is Shino* Shino hates you. He will now start an anti-MG-chan guild. And he does not want to speak to you. xp Yes, Gai would have saved you, but because he didn't, and you had to murder the bug, Shino hates you...... *Is being delusional in wanting to talk to Shino* xd If it makes him feel any better, I thought better of burying them in the trashcan a few minutes after posted my harrowing tale. I gave both Mr. Roachy the Roach and the Notorius ARACHNE a viking funeral. Viking funeral? Dose that mean you performed an elaborate ceremony, put the bodies on wooden boats, launched them into the ocean, and then lit their respective funeral pyres with flaming arrows? Or, does that mean that you simply flushed them? I'm sure Shino would be interested in learning which method you used.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:31 am
I'm sure Shino would forgive you. He doesn't seem the type to hold a grudge........And don't worry if he looks angry, I think his face has always looked like that......Freaky little man he is.....
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:49 am
SirHiss MG-chan Sei Raku *whispers to the ant she thinks is Shino* Shino hates you. He will now start an anti-MG-chan guild. And he does not want to speak to you. xp Yes, Gai would have saved you, but because he didn't, and you had to murder the bug, Shino hates you...... *Is being delusional in wanting to talk to Shino* xd If it makes him feel any better, I thought better of burying them in the trashcan a few minutes after posted my harrowing tale. I gave both Mr. Roachy the Roach and the Notorius ARACHNE a viking funeral. Viking funeral? Dose that mean you performed an elaborate ceremony, put the bodies on wooden boats, launched them into the ocean, and then lit their respective funeral pyres with flaming arrows? Or, does that mean that you simply flushed them? I'm sure Shino would be interested in learning which method you used. I did the best that I could. There are no large bodies of water around here. I have not the carpentry talent to build to little boats. Nor do I have archery prowess to hit said boats with flaming arrows. But if anyone wonders why there are burn marks on the toilet... ninja Go, Mr. Roachy the Roach and the Notorious ARACHNE! FLY TRUE TO VALHALLA!
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:30 pm
Shino would forgive you. It's their fault for sneaking into a girl's apartment.
GASP.
What if they were spies for Shino?
Gasp again.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:03 pm
Dude. The other day. There was this spider.
In my bathroom.
And it was just looking at me as I stood there wet and naked.
So.
I leaned closer to it. So it could get a good look.
And I screamed "HIIIIIIIIII SHINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Really. Really. Loudly.
THEN IT MET MR. LOOFAH.
I like Shino. Even if he sends his bugs to spy on me in the shower.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:11 pm
Lemon Pie Dude. The other day. There was this spider. In my bathroom. And it was just looking at me as I stood there wet and naked. So. I leaned closer to it. So it could get a good look. And I screamed "HIIIIIIIIII SHINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Really. Really. Loudly. THEN IT MET MR. LOOFAH. I like Shino. Even if he sends his bugs to spy on me in the shower. *excuse MG-chan and her roomie whilst they ROFFLE at Lemon Pie* You're insane Lemon Pie. whee MR. LOOFAH IS A MURDERER! I hope you washed him...>_>
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:00 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:58 am
Okay, I'm in my room getting dressed as i type. Just a few minutes ago, i happened to turn my CD player on, and i noticed that there a spider behind it. (it was just a daddy long-legs, and perfectly harmless)
So anyways, since the foward and back buttons on the CD player don't, i had to listen to the first song, which was a really, really loud one. So I turned the speaker around and pointed it at the spider.
The thing shot up the wall so fast....It's on the low part of my celing now.
I tried that again during the second song...the spider didn't move....i think i scared it to death....AHHH!!!!!! I KILLED SHINO!!!!Don't anyone tell my sister! She loves Shino, she'll kill me!
............Oh, did i tell you guys about the oppossum on our porch?
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:05 am
One of Shino's minions attacked me while I was in the shower!?
I reached out to get the conditioner [which was annoyingly behind me] so I turned and there it was a daddy long legs on my back crying I screamed like the fool I am and started to spaz out trying to get it off.......It flew off, but not after my two older brothers got annoyed at me for screaming while they were still asleep sad ...Damn you Shino....You, you TREE!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:49 pm
Trees provide homes for bugs.... biggrin
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