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 Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:16 pm
1. Call in a bomb threat to ANBU headquarters.
2. Reenact famous Spaghetti Western shootout scenes in the Village Square.
3. Mistake the Hanekage's office for a public restroom.
4. Practice my ninja infiltration skills in the Kunoichi's locker room.
5. The Observation Tower is for gazing at the sky and the surrounding areas, not spitting on random passersby.
6. Or taunting them in an "outrageous French accent".
7. I am not prettier than Nekage.
8. My power level is not OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
9. I cannot cast Dragon Slave, and I must ask Azure for permission before attempting to mimic it with Genjutsu.
10. No coming up with snarky nicknames for people who can crush me with their mind.
11. No pulling on the Kitsune's tail.
12. If I'm trying to make a good first impression, offering candy and wine coolers to a twelve year old girl is unwise. (See my first post with Maradreay >_>)
13. No challenging the Earth-nin to drinking contests and expecting to win.
14. No giving hard liquor to the Fire-nin unless I've called the fire department in advance.
15. If I am challenged to a formal arena duel at dawn, I will not sneak in the night before and lace the area with land mines or Fire Seal equivalents. And get caught. >_>
16. Using Genjutsu to mimic an opponent's dead loved ones while fighting them is considered in poor taste.
17. If just hearing me describe a technique makes Ipalla want to cry, I am not allowed to have it.
18. Burning the arena to the ground without ever setting foot in it does not constitute a "win".
...more to come. Or feel free to add.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:25 pm
19. just because i added "No Jutsu" to it does not make Open Heart surgery a viable offensive technique
20. this goes double for brain surgery.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:28 pm
AlthorEnchantor 12. If I'm trying to make a good first impression, offering candy and wine coolers to a twelve year old girl is unwise. (See my first post with Maradreay >_>) When and where was this?
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:29 pm
21. I will not carve my initials into Moku.
22. There is no question in Forza's class to which the correct answer is "A Volcano".
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:30 pm
23. not allowed to ask Chaos Beaver to take me to his dam
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:31 pm
24) I am not allowed to screw the rules just because I have green hair
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:32 pm
Aona AlthorEnchantor 12. If I'm trying to make a good first impression, offering candy and wine coolers to a twelve year old girl is unwise. (See my first post with Maradreay >_>) When and where was this? Arena Spectator's thread, page 25, second post.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:34 pm
Ipalla 24) I am not allowed to screw the rules just because I have green hair 25. Or money. 26. It is unwise to challenge Manndar to any competition relating to "hyperactivity" or "moving large masses without the aid of ninjutsu".
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:34 pm
27. Asking Forza about the Bee movie tab in his profile will not end well
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:38 pm
"Fist of the 4-Chan" is not super effective against Nekage
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:45 pm
29. I cannot attack an author and declare it an In-Character win.
30. "I slaughtered my entire ninja village" is not a backstory, it is an excuse for the Kage to execute you for mass-murder.
31. "I saw it once in an anime" is not a legitimate excuse for developing a technique.
32. "Za Warudo!" is not a Genjutsu technique. Yet.
33. As a corollary to the above, even if it is technically possible, I am barred from storing steamrollers in seals.
34. I will never "Release Control Arts Restrictions".
35. "Keanu Reeves" is not a valid character concept.
36. Nor is "Pokemon Trainer".
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:53 pm
37. No matter what the magic box in my living room says, ending my sentences in "Believe It!" does not automatically make me win
38. The red ones do not go faster and bright orange does not make me more powerful
39. Manndar is not a mod and therefore cannot wield the ban hammer
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:55 am
40. Painting yourself red will not make you 3 times faster.
41. Yes, screaming in terror until your throat bleeds instead of fighting the giant monster actually may cause the end of the world.
42. However, if you scream a Hot Blooded Battle Cry, you will defeat said giant monster, especially if you have multiple friends to do the same.
/m/ ftw?
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:58 am
43. Making fun of Chaos Beaver's name in an OOC topic. That Pisses him off.
44. Don't piss Chaos off, he tends to hold grudges.
45. Chaos likes to hurt people who he has grudges against.
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