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SandyCheeks2012

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:38 pm


SANDYS FISHING HAVEN NEWSLETTER


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April 2008


AS YOU ALL KNOW IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH WHEN WE PUT UP THE NEWSLETTER....

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In this issue you will find info on...

Donating to the guild mule
The raffle
April birthdays
The Good Citizen Award
Classifieds
Trophy fishers
Monthly giveaways
Rod rentals
Some sub-forum reminders
Just for fun
Members list





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Help support your guild!!!!User Image


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This is just a reminder, WHEN DONATING TO THE GUILD, please DO NOT do so via the front page of the guild, but rather, SEND IT TO THE GUILD MULE therovingreporter. The donations on the front page cannot be used for giveaways or any other purpose than to create a subforum. Fish, junk, and all items are all accepted and appreciated as donations (as well as gold, lol). All item's and gold will be used to further the guild goals and to allow more great giveaways, contests, and other fun!


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IN THE CONTEST SUB-FORUM!!!


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Quick!! Go now and buy your tickets!!!!
PLEASE READ THE FRONT PAGE OF THE RAFFLE THREAD BEFORE YOU SEND YOUR TRADE, AND POST THE NUMBERS YOU WANT (after making sure they aren't taken on the front page) IN THE THREAD. ALL TRADES SHOULD HAVE "RAFFLE" IN THE HEADER SO WE KNOW WHAT IT IS FOR


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BIRTHDAYS

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Adean_x killer.....................................April 1
OnionQueen2012.................................April 21


User ImageYes you see right, our wonderful leader OnionQueen2012 has a birthday on April 21st!! It's her 40th!! Keep your eyes open for her party in the guild main forum starting the 20th and ending the 22nd, so everyone should be able to make time to come by and wish her a happy birthday!
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Stop by their profiles and wish them a happy birthday! Give them a gift if you want. But most of all show them we care! biggrin


If we have missed anyone then let us know immediately that we have failed miserably....
post here when it is, make us feel horribly guilty, you get the idea...User Image


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Good Citizen Award!!!!!
Congratulations to tash the sweet for winning an award for going above and beyond the call of duty and running the Fishy Avi contest and providing the bait prizes!!
She gave away 80 of each bait!!!
She won an April 2008 sealed letter for her amazing contribution.


Way to go Tash!!!

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Do you have something you want to advertise? You or someone you love is in a contest and needs support? A baby is born? Now you have the chance to advertise it here in the newsletter, for the teeny tiny payment of 500g YOU can have it advertised HERE!!
Send a trade and a PM to the guild mule therovingreporter and we will put your add in!!!


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This advertisement slot belongs to:
ClaireL


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Win Prizes in the Random Fish Facts Thread!!!!!

Come post and chat and get to know your fellow guild members!!! New prizes every week!!! Roll the dice with every post and have a chance to win another prize! Drop in and say hi! We want to know you!!!!!



Also visit Blindy in the Market and Exchange subforum...User Image

she says...

"i got trout up for trade all colors
i NEED seedkins any color
trade 1 trout for 2-3 seekins
if thats good for u send me pm"


This advertisement slot belongs to:
OnionQueen2012


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Upcoming a new sub-forum!

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I hope you will join us.



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TROPHY FISHERS AND THEIR PROGRESS

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TOP FISHERS FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH ARE:


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4. UnWantedNut
5. ChixieChaser
9. Missiiamiam
12. RoskillKrab
18. OnionQueen2012
19. Estadan
22. OnionKing2012
49. OnionKingForever

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26. UnWantedNut
39. ChixieChaser

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5. The Blind Angel
11. Rosemarquina
33. UnWantedNut


I didn't see any in of our members in Durem or Junk. Here are the stats.

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Monthly Giveaways

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To our winners!

Most posts: ClaireL
Best in crew: Estadan
Fishing award: The Blind Angel


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ROD RENTALS



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ALL PLUS RODS WILL BE RENTED BY THE WEEK FOR 500 GOLD PER ROD ONLY ONE ROD AT A TIME PLEASE LET ONIONQUEEN OR ROVING REPORTER KNOW WHICH ONES YOU NEED PLEASE AND THEY WILL SEE YOU GET ONE THANKS!!!!

THESE TRADES SHOULD HAVE "ROD RENTAL" IN THE HEADER.



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ALWAYS REMEMBER THE SUBFORUM FOR POETRY AND STORIES SO IF YOU HAVE A CREATIVE SIDE HERE'S THE PLACE TO SHOW IT LOL AND NO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN WORK IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE YOU CAN POST IT HERE

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And never forget The Merry Prankster's Home subforum!!! For all kinds of games and silliness this is the place!!

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AS YOU ALL KNOW ANY AND ALL SUGGESTIONS ARE HELPFUL JUST LET ANYONE ON THE CREW KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ON HERE OR IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS

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Just for fun....

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Blatant Racial Discrimination

A first grade class comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, "I played in the sand box."
Teacher says "that's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess.
Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box."
Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box" correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie.
Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."
Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."


You Get What You Ask For

A group of previous kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*T."


2 Brothers

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians.
Then, their pastor retired, and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly.
All of a sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building.
"I have only one condition," he said. "At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint." The pastor gave his word, and deposited the check.
The next day, at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He was an evil man," he said. "He cheated on his wife and abused his family." After going on in this vein for a small time, he concluded with, "But, compared to his brother, he was a saint."


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Here is the list of our fabulous members. PM each other, post on each others profiles, remind each other to buy a raffle ticket (lol), buy your friend a raffle ticket! Fish together, and in general support each other!!!! *Next to crew members.


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Adean_x killer User Image Flying Booger User Image Prince Haruka Tenoh
AloysiusWeasley User Image Giggles_jen User Image prince odelon
Alvarem User Image ginklius User Image Puredarknezz
Aly-In-Wonderland User Image glow n dark User Image Real Men Fish Naked
AmelineRose* User Image Hbali User Image Rhonoc
A normal life is Borin User Image HellsBrokenAngelicDreams User Image Rosemarquina
ArTisTiC_LiZzZArD User Image Hinata no Jutsu User Image RoskillKrab
Artlady* User Image hubbydirty User Image RUCKSTARR
Asilla_Nailo User Image Ily Babe User Image sir hex
bebengka User Image Iron_lich User Image snakemarcato13
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BlackNinja1991 User Image jeffysgirl* User Image sweet Verlai
Blade90 User Image j3thro---11 User Image tagiachan
blazingsam56 User Image Jessi-sama User Image tashas baby karl
BlueberryJoy User Image joygirl1993 User Image tash the sweet
Bombay69 User Image KamZhiYii User Image TehPaolini*
boricuagrl93 User Image Kirema Yami User Image Tifflet
Bulabuloo8989 User Image Lady Chikane User Image till we meet again
charmed352 User Image LightSerenity User Image tomandjerry43
ChillOutMan6 User Image lipyloo User Image -TURKS-Goddess Hikari
ChillOutKing7 User Image little lizard* User Image Twinflower
ChillOutMan20 User Image _LordFisher_ User Image Tyler Durden lives
ChixieChaser User Image lunar_monarch User Image The_American_Samurai
Ciara_dragon95 User Image Makas1 User Image The Blind Angel 69
ClaireL* User Image master panda_stixs User Image Thelittleblackkid
Commodore64 User Image midnightsirius User Image The Manatee
CPL McDude User Image midnightstarfall User Image therovingreporter*
Cresty User Image Mint Chan 21 User Image Thevirus122
Damia Rose User Image Miss_Attitude_Alert_12795 User Image tomandjerry43
darkage365 User Image Missiiamiam User Image UnWantedNut
demonic x rose User Image MorteOmbra User Image vampire-dragon-of-hell619
DevilDanteDies User Image Mr_JTHM User Image West Indian Manatee
dragonryder-cole User Image mysteryfireX12 User Image Whitewhiskers
~DR.MOOFASA~ User Image naruto_babey1234 User Image x_assassin_princess_x
ecila877 User Image n-a-t-h-4-n User Image xox_chelle_xox
Estadan* User Image Nickwan User Image xox_Forlorn-Hope_oxo
eternal_alone User Image Ninja Estadan* User Image XoX_iLoVemYselF_XoX
xEternalDarkx User Image NoopieGal User Image Xx_jewlzy_xX
eura07 User Image OnionKingForever* User Image yang pride
ex Haruka Tenoh san User Image OnionKing2012* User Image Yhi-san
Falcon 2020 User Image OnionKingTheDragonSlayer User Image YourNubianQueen
Fish_Bait_King User Image OnionQueen2012* User Image Zeyeco


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:02 pm


wooo hooo nice newsletter guys great job cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:10 pm


biggrin once again a fantastic job .............it looks great heart cheese_whine mrgreen
PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:06 pm


Nobody mentioned my cartoon and jokes....did they go over like a lead balloon? confused

ClaireL


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:32 pm


ClaireL
Nobody mentioned my cartoon and jokes....did they go over like a lead balloon? confused


I loved the Cartoon and jokes.....xP
and w00t OnionQueen for beating Onionking in OA....xD
PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:42 pm


ClaireL
Nobody mentioned my cartoon and jokes....did they go over like a lead balloon? confused



rofl noooo silly i keep coming back to see that Moses cartoon smile the jokes are great too heart

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