SANDYS FISHING HAVEN NEWSLETTER

April 2008
AS YOU ALL KNOW IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH WHEN WE PUT UP THE NEWSLETTER....

In this issue you will find info on...
Donating to the guild mule
The raffle
April birthdays
The Good Citizen Award
Classifieds
Trophy fishers
Monthly giveaways
Rod rentals
Some sub-forum reminders
Just for fun
Members list

In this issue you will find info on...
Donating to the guild mule
The raffle
April birthdays
The Good Citizen Award
Classifieds
Trophy fishers
Monthly giveaways
Rod rentals
Some sub-forum reminders
Just for fun
Members list

Help support your guild!!!!



This is just a reminder, WHEN DONATING TO THE GUILD, please DO NOT do so via the front page of the guild, but rather, SEND IT TO THE GUILD MULE therovingreporter. The donations on the front page cannot be used for giveaways or any other purpose than to create a subforum. Fish, junk, and all items are all accepted and appreciated as donations (as well as gold, lol). All item's and gold will be used to further the guild goals and to allow more great giveaways, contests, and other fun!


RAFFLE!!!

IN THE CONTEST SUB-FORUM!!!

Quick!! Go now and buy your tickets!!!!
PLEASE READ THE FRONT PAGE OF THE RAFFLE THREAD BEFORE YOU SEND YOUR TRADE, AND POST THE NUMBERS YOU WANT (after making sure they aren't taken on the front page) IN THE THREAD. ALL TRADES SHOULD HAVE "RAFFLE" IN THE HEADER SO WE KNOW WHAT IT IS FOR



Adean_x killer.....................................April 1
OnionQueen2012.................................April 21
Yes you see right, our wonderful leader OnionQueen2012 has a birthday on April 21st!! It's her 40th!! Keep your eyes open for her party in the guild main forum starting the 20th and ending the 22nd, so everyone should be able to make time to come by and wish her a happy birthday!
Stop by their profiles and wish them a happy birthday! Give them a gift if you want. But most of all show them we care! biggrin
If we have missed anyone then let us know immediately that we have failed miserably....
post here when it is, make us feel horribly guilty, you get the idea...
post here when it is, make us feel horribly guilty, you get the idea...




Good Citizen Award!!!!!
Congratulations to tash the sweet for winning an award for going above and beyond the call of duty and running the Fishy Avi contest and providing the bait prizes!!
She gave away 80 of each bait!!!
She won an April 2008 sealed letter for her amazing contribution.
Way to go Tash!!!

Congratulations to tash the sweet for winning an award for going above and beyond the call of duty and running the Fishy Avi contest and providing the bait prizes!!
She gave away 80 of each bait!!!
She won an April 2008 sealed letter for her amazing contribution.
Way to go Tash!!!



Do you have something you want to advertise? You or someone you love is in a contest and needs support? A baby is born? Now you have the chance to advertise it here in the newsletter, for the teeny tiny payment of 500g YOU can have it advertised HERE!!
Send a trade and a PM to the guild mule therovingreporter and we will put your add in!!!
Send a trade and a PM to the guild mule therovingreporter and we will put your add in!!!

This advertisement slot belongs to:
ClaireL
ClaireL

Win Prizes in the Random Fish Facts Thread!!!!!
Come post and chat and get to know your fellow guild members!!! New prizes every week!!! Roll the dice with every post and have a chance to win another prize! Drop in and say hi! We want to know you!!!!!
Also visit Blindy in the Market and Exchange subforum...
she says...
"i got trout up for trade all colors
i NEED seedkins any color
trade 1 trout for 2-3 seekins
if thats good for u send me pm"

she says...
"i got trout up for trade all colors
i NEED seedkins any color
trade 1 trout for 2-3 seekins
if thats good for u send me pm"
This advertisement slot belongs to:
OnionQueen2012
OnionQueen2012

Upcoming a new sub-forum!

I hope you will join us.

I hope you will join us.

TROPHY FISHERS AND THEIR PROGRESS

TOP FISHERS FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH ARE:

TOP FISHERS FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH ARE:
OVERALL

4. UnWantedNut
5. ChixieChaser
9. Missiiamiam
12. RoskillKrab
18. OnionQueen2012
19. Estadan
22. OnionKing2012
49. OnionKingForever
BASSKEN

26. UnWantedNut
39. ChixieChaser
GAMBINO

5. The Blind Angel
11. Rosemarquina
33. UnWantedNut


Monthly Giveaways

To our winners!
Most posts: ClaireL
Best in crew: Estadan
Fishing award: The Blind Angel



ALL PLUS RODS WILL BE RENTED BY THE WEEK FOR 500 GOLD PER ROD ONLY ONE ROD AT A TIME PLEASE LET ONIONQUEEN OR ROVING REPORTER KNOW WHICH ONES YOU NEED PLEASE AND THEY WILL SEE YOU GET ONE THANKS!!!!
THESE TRADES SHOULD HAVE "ROD RENTAL" IN THE HEADER.
THESE TRADES SHOULD HAVE "ROD RENTAL" IN THE HEADER.



ALWAYS REMEMBER THE SUBFORUM FOR POETRY AND STORIES SO IF YOU HAVE A CREATIVE SIDE HERE'S THE PLACE TO SHOW IT LOL AND NO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN WORK IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE YOU CAN POST IT HERE



And never forget The Merry Prankster's Home subforum!!! For all kinds of games and silliness this is the place!!




AS YOU ALL KNOW ANY AND ALL SUGGESTIONS ARE HELPFUL JUST LET ANYONE ON THE CREW KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ON HERE OR IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS


Just for fun....


Blatant Racial Discrimination
A first grade class comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, "I played in the sand box."
Teacher says "that's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess.
Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box."
Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box" correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie.
Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."
Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
You Get What You Ask For
A group of previous kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*T."
2 Brothers
There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians.
Then, their pastor retired, and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly.
All of a sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building.
"I have only one condition," he said. "At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint." The pastor gave his word, and deposited the check.
The next day, at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He was an evil man," he said. "He cheated on his wife and abused his family." After going on in this vein for a small time, he concluded with, "But, compared to his brother, he was a saint."






Here is the list of our fabulous members. PM each other, post on each others profiles, remind each other to buy a raffle ticket (lol), buy your friend a raffle ticket! Fish together, and in general support each other!!!! *Next to crew members.
abbheutdhxe-tea-master
Fishing Whore
oxo_Forlorn-Hope_xoxAdean_x killer
Flying Booger
Prince Haruka TenohAloysiusWeasley
Giggles_jen
prince odelonAlvarem
ginklius
PuredarknezzAly-In-Wonderland
glow n dark
Real Men Fish NakedAmelineRose*
Hbali
RhonocA normal life is Borin
HellsBrokenAngelicDreams
RosemarquinaArTisTiC_LiZzZArD
Hinata no Jutsu
RoskillKrabArtlady*
hubbydirty
RUCKSTARRAsilla_Nailo
Ily Babe
sir hexbebengka
Iron_lich
snakemarcato13BellaPhoenix
jdtexas
starrower01BlackNinja1991
jeffysgirl*
sweet VerlaiBlade90
j3thro---11
tagiachanblazingsam56
Jessi-sama
tashas baby karlBlueberryJoy
joygirl1993
tash the sweetBombay69
KamZhiYii
TehPaolini*boricuagrl93
Kirema Yami
TiffletBulabuloo8989
Lady Chikane
till we meet againcharmed352
LightSerenity
tomandjerry43ChillOutMan6
lipyloo
-TURKS-Goddess HikariChillOutKing7
little lizard*
TwinflowerChillOutMan20
_LordFisher_
Tyler Durden livesChixieChaser
lunar_monarch
The_American_SamuraiCiara_dragon95
Makas1
The Blind Angel 69ClaireL*
master panda_stixs
ThelittleblackkidCommodore64
midnightsirius
The ManateeCPL McDude
midnightstarfall
therovingreporter*Cresty
Mint Chan 21
Thevirus122Damia Rose
Miss_Attitude_Alert_12795
tomandjerry43darkage365
Missiiamiam
UnWantedNutdemonic x rose
MorteOmbra
vampire-dragon-of-hell619DevilDanteDies
Mr_JTHM
West Indian Manateedragonryder-cole
mysteryfireX12
Whitewhiskers~DR.MOOFASA~
naruto_babey1234
x_assassin_princess_xecila877
n-a-t-h-4-n
xox_chelle_xoxEstadan*
Nickwan
xox_Forlorn-Hope_oxoeternal_alone
Ninja Estadan*
XoX_iLoVemYselF_XoXxEternalDarkx
NoopieGal
Xx_jewlzy_xX eura07
OnionKingForever*
yang prideex Haruka Tenoh san
OnionKing2012*
Yhi-sanFalcon 2020
OnionKingTheDragonSlayer
YourNubianQueenFish_Bait_King
OnionQueen2012*
Zeyeco


