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 Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:17 pm
Got that creative soul just just can't stop coming up with ShikaNeji plot bunnies? Well, post 'em here! (In lieu of other threads.)
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:45 pm
Nyack...I promised I'd post a bunny here, and I've finally gotten around to doing it...yeah, I'm slow like that...
Anyway, 'tis a ShikaNeji starwars x-over bunny. Set in starwars world, Neji's a blind noble/aristocrat/whatever nephew of important council/statesman/whatever Hiashi and gets kidnapped by the evil guys. Shika's like a jedi knight or whatever the lightsaber dudes are called and has to rescue Neji. Extra props for putting Neji in a dress, cuz I'm weird like dat.
And...tha's all I got, cuz I dun know sheet about starwars, so dun ask me for no mo.
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:08 pm
Give Neji Princess Leia hair-buns!
....Okay, I'm done. Promise. -Hides crosses fingers behind back-.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:58 pm
All my plot-bunnies were posted on my journal. x3
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:18 pm
Sah, I've got a couple of new plot bunnies. One of 'em I even started writing...I just gotta finish it.
bunny #1: Just another excuse to get Neji in a dress. And angst. ^O^ Two of my favorite things. Ne wayz, one of the Hyuga elder's passed away- Neji's grandfather. The old dude was mean, spiteful, and so severe he made Hiashi look like a chipper, cheerful ray of sunshine. He also abused Neji- and I ain't talkin' physical or emotional. The other kind of abuse that can't be mentioned on a PG-13 site- at least, I dun think it can. Lets just say that, while he was cruel to Neji, he 'liked' him. Alot. And also liked to make him dress up in sexy outfits, mostly skirts and dresses like pron (yesh, intentionally misspelled) stars would wear.
So, to his funeral, Neji insists upon wearing a dress- a RED one, cuz red is a happy color, and Neji's not exactly mourning his abuser's death. So, cuz he's married to Shikamaru and is now a Nara, not a Hyuga, he's free from Hyuga tyranny and sees fit to commit one act of rebellion against the man who tormented him in his childhood/ adolescence. He has on a black leather, long coat to hide dress, but at gravesite, opens it to reveal the bright color red.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:23 pm
bunny #2, cuz I forgot to post it. sweatdrop
This is the one I'm currently writing, but if anyone wants to borrow it and take a crack at it, go ahead. ^^
Au-ish: set in our world, not Naruto-verse. 'Tis Neji and Shika's senior year..err, well, end of year cuz they're graduating and 'tis prom time. However, Neji's all beat up and a huge mess cuz of Kidomaru. Kido's this big, roid-using bully who really 'liked' Neji. Neji didn't like him back, and Kido just didn't like Neji for the pleasure of his company if ya get my drift. So, Kido took by force what Neji wouldn't willingly give him, and Neji was in the hospital and everything- he's still severely injured. But he's determined to go to prom just to show/prove that Kidomaru could break his body, but not his spirit.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:35 pm
...If only Neji knew what his fangirls like to do to him...^^;
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 2:59 pm
I kind of...kind of really wanted to write this one-shot bunny I've had for a bit but I really don't think it's going to happen, so I'm opening it up to the public xD;
Who knows, it might not even be a good idea anyway xD
I can't even figure out how to word it properly xD okay.. um...
Basically, Neji is being opinionated and noisy in that "I am Hyuuga, hear me pwn" kind of way, and Shikamaru just wants to shut him up so he can nap. So he jinxes him...like...old-school 'you can't talk until I say your name' style. So, basically, Neji has to..um...make Shikamaru say his name -coughhack-. Y'know, so that he can talk again... sweatdrop
I know Neji wouldn't lower himself enough to play along with a childish game like that, but I kinda saw Shikamaru cutting him off with things like "Ah-ah, no talking, Don't you know the rules?" and such, until he gets frustrated and er..takes things into his own hands?
I'm the only one who sees all those innuendoes, aren't I?.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:14 pm
youko: Oh, I'm horrible. Neji would probably 64-palm me into next Sunday. T.T Not only do I like to play dress up with him, I like to make him cry. Though, I dun mean like all OOC, uke-ish, crying over stupid stuff. I mean, really angsty things that give him a good, understandable, IC reason to cry. heart
Takeshi: ZOMG! My mind just jumped straight to pron with your bunny. Oh, the dirty, dirty images my mind conjured up. And I'm quite sure Neji will make Shika say his name. Scream it, infact. *coughs*
And now, for the bunny inspired by ShikaNeji's post in her 'Autumn in Osaka' post in the...crap, the non-Naruto forum. My mind just blanked out, and I can't remember what 'tis called. Sad part is, I just read it, dang it. T.T
Ne ways, she said something like she's gonna visit Nara (park?) and take pictures of evil deer who you shouldn't feed or they'll attack you.
Bunny born from that: Neji (somewhat spoiled/arrogant nephew of uber-rich millionaire Hiashi) is visiting Nara with his cousins Hinata and Hanabi. While Hanabi is off torturing Hinata in the ladies' loo, Neji makes the mistake of feeding said deer. Well, all the other deer are busy attacking the other tourists, except for one very lazy deer just chillin. Neji thinks that one's relatively harmless and feeds that deer, and pets it. Deer is named Shikamaru (ooh, who didn't see that coming? whee ) and Deer!Shika takes a liking to Neji and follows him around.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:18 pm
Eh, sorry for the double-post, but my stress-and-work-fried brain just came up with this, and I just *gotta* share it.
Ya know the song, "Mary had a little lamb"? well, Neji had a little deer! ^O^ blaugh
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:55 pm
Tenten, that's amazingly corny rofl
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:25 pm
But at least my mind's outta da gutter (for once hehe). And I just lurves the idea of Neji getting molested by a deer Shika.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:48 pm
Wait, not really molested, right? Because, that would be really creepy. (Beastiality= no-no.) (Maybe if Shika was in a deer costume? That'd be funny.) Okay, this bunny kind of sucks, but I came up with it as I drifted off to imagination-land while every other AP Spanish student presented their videos with their groups today. Plot-Bunny Neji and Shikamaru have to present a video for their Spanish class. They were going to do something safe, like a documentary, but that's not what comes up on screen. See, our boys had recently made a DVD of more...scintillating actvitities for their own private use. However, Shika agreed to edit the Spanish documentary (since he's secretly a computer-nerd with that 200+ IQ), but he left it on his computer desk right next to the more interesting video. So, since he woke up in a rush, grabbing the wrong video. And, right after both Shikamaru and Neji stepped to the side of the stage to present the video, becoming incredibly flustered on the sight on seeing Neji, in a gray shirt and blue lounge pants, lying on his bed with a ever growing wicked smile on his face. Suddenly, the camera switches its angle to the bed slightly, and Shikamaru, in a black shirt and black pants similar to Neji's, saunters over to the bed, gets on top of the Hyuuga, and both start making out feverishly. Needless to say, the eyes of everyone in the audience are agape at the sight of hands petting over the soft cotton of their T-shirts and peeking under said shirts to rub at toned skin; moist pink tongues warring with each other; the ears of everyone tune in on the sound of Neji's wanton moans and Shikamaru's heated grunts. Needless to say, our boys are now a shade of crimson and silently vow to destroy that camera. (Even though Neji just bought it! What a shame.) Well, I hoped you liked that. It certainly kept me amused during the onslaught of boring videos today. (And, for the curious, I was inspired from a homeade video of two teen guys kissing each other that I saw on YouTube.)
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:29 pm
Well, so much for keeping my mind clean. T.T Though, Sanee, your thought about the deer was sooo much dirtier than what I was thinking. I wuz just thinking of a miniature deer!Shika following Neji around, maybe dry humping his leg or something like dogs do, but nothing...gah, like that. You sick, sick thing. (j/k!)
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:48 pm
O_o My going to Osaka spurned a plot bunny? XD That's really cute!
(And to turn it into a fairytale, cute little deer Shika wishes and wishes and wishes to become a Real Boy (tm) so that he can go be with Neji, and his fairy god-doe comes along and grants his wish and he goes after Neji and they make happy the end. biggrin )
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