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Mooby the Golden Sock

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:10 pm


0:08:43 [S7orm] S7orm taps Great Furnace
0:08:43 [S7orm] S7orm taps Spikeshot Goblin
0:08:48 [Mooby] Mooby's life total is now 17 (-1)
0:08:51 [S7orm] Wait!
0:08:52 [S7orm] S7orm taps Glimmervoid
0:08:53 [S7orm] S7orm taps Darksteel Citadel
0:08:57 [S7orm] S7orm plays Hunger of the Nim from Hand
0:09:05 [Mooby] Sorcery
0:09:12 [Mooby] Can't be played while his ability is on the stack
0:09:13 [S7orm] itsmy turn
0:09:31 [S7orm] can
0:09:59 [Mooby] only instants can be played while abilities are on the stack
0:10:07 [S7orm] blabla bla
0:10:12 [S7orm] dont wana hear that s**t
0:10:13 [Mooby] Don't you know what a sorcery is?
0:10:29 [S7orm] no special rules about it
0:10:40 [Mooby] Just that it has to be played while the stack is empty.
0:10:42 [Mooby] On your turn
0:10:43 [S7orm] play it on ur turn and so i 2 it
0:10:44 [Mooby] During a main phase
0:11:11 [Mooby] The stack is only empty after the ability resolves and I take my 1
0:11:11 [S7orm] havent heard this rule b4 so i dont give a s**t sry
0:11:20 [Mooby] Mmk go read the rules then.
0:11:34 [S7orm] dont cry
0:11:39 [Mooby] I'm not.
0:11:39 [S7orm] -7 more so
0:11:49 [Mooby] Why should I play by your made up rules?
0:12:02 [S7orm] notmy made up
0:12:03 [Mooby] You screwed up, stop whining.
0:12:10 [S7orm] i tould u dont cry
0:12:14 [S7orm] i dont play with sissys
0:12:23 [Mooby] You mean you don't play with people who know the rules.
0:12:33 [Mooby] Don't throw a temper tantrum.
0:12:40 [Mooby] Just because you don't know how to play.
0:12:52 [S7orm] dude i have playd here all day now ur the only one whos crying
0:12:53 [S7orm] wtf
0:12:58 [Mooby] Would you like a link to the rules?
0:13:18 [S7orm] yes would be fun
0:13:24 [Mooby] Ok, just a minute
0:13:28 [S7orm] kk
0:15:31 [Mooby] http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=magic/rules
0:15:45 [Mooby] Comprehensive Rules, Rule #212.7a
0:18:34 [S7orm] takes a freking much time 2 read damn thing
0:18:53 [Mooby] It's one sentence. Just use Ctrl+F to go to 212.7a
0:22:05 [S7orm] naah still nothing interesting there
0:22:16 [Mooby] It says "stack is empty," does it not?
0:22:41 [S7orm] yes i dont even use woods in my hause
0:22:50 [S7orm] house*
0:23:06 [S7orm] ******** it.. dont have time 2 ******** here
0:23:10 [Mooby] Lol
0:23:14 [Mooby] Storming off?
0:23:27 [S7orm] notrly
0:23:34 [Mooby] Ah
0:23:48 [Mooby] Well, please learn the basic rules for your next game.
0:23:55 [Mooby] So no one else flips out at you.
0:24:07 [S7orm] please .. hmm ******** off
0:24:12 [Mooby] no thanks.
0:24:13 [S7orm] i know what im doing
0:24:20 [Mooby] Apparently you don't.
0:24:37 [Mooby] At least, not when it comes to sorceries.
0:24:38 [S7orm] so i dont play with ur rules and u dont play with my rules.. well they are not mine
0:24:52 [Mooby] I play with the rules of... the people who designed the game.
0:25:16 [Mooby] Which is why the link was wizards.com. Wizards is the company that makes Magic.
0:25:23 [S7orm] blablabla .. anything smart coming out there?
0:25:39 [Mooby] So you think you know more about the game than those who wrote the rules for the game?
0:26:09 [S7orm] dude iu dont give a s**t about the game or idiots who made it.. i just play
0:26:33 [S7orm] i play for fun
0:26:39 [Mooby] I'm sure you'd flip out if I started making up my own rules and insisting you "just play"
0:27:41 [S7orm] =D wow are us some freaking profesor or smt?
0:27:59 [S7orm] dude this is waste of time
0:28:02 [Mooby] Would you like to play with no rules then?
0:28:10 [S7orm] no
0:28:13 [S7orm] basic rules
0:28:16 [Mooby] Ok
0:28:23 [Mooby] Basic rules it is.
0:28:53 [S7orm] play Sorcery only on ur turn
0:28:58 [S7orm] when ever u want
0:29:03 [S7orm] i dont giva s**t
0:29:11 [Mooby] That's not the basic rules.
0:29:23 [S7orm] yes it is
0:29:32 [Mooby] The basic rulebook defines sorcery too
0:29:36 [Mooby] http://www.wizards.com/magic/rules/MagicRulebook_10E_EN.pdf
0:29:37 [Mooby] See?
0:29:47 [Mooby] Page 8
0:30:01 [Mooby] So if we play by basic rules, I'm still right.
0:30:34 [Mooby] Your rule has never been in any rulebook in the history of magic.
0:30:43 [Mooby] Even as far back as Alpha.
0:32:52 [S7orm] dude dont give me this s**t
0:32:58 [Mooby] What s**t?
0:33:02 [S7orm] 2 u think i giva s**t about it?
0:33:12 [Mooby] Do you think I give a s**t about your made up rules?
0:33:15 [S7orm] every second word is s**t biggrin
0:33:46 [Mooby] You should probably send an email to Richard Garfield and tell him he doesn't know the rules for his game.
0:33:52 [Mooby] That should fix things.
0:34:40 [S7orm] heres the ting i play sorcery when ever i want on my turn.. if u dont like it piss off! and find another player 2 play with i dont care! ty
0:35:01 [Mooby] Well, ok, but only if you allow me to make up a rule as well.
0:35:11 [S7orm] dude u can stic ur magic in ur a**
0:35:23 [S7orm] so make it
0:35:49 [Mooby] One can draw as many cards as she or he wants during a draw step, play as many lands as she or he wants per turn.
0:36:07 [S7orm] sry dude
0:36:12 [S7orm] i have head this s**t b4
0:36:22 [S7orm] it means u suck on makeing rules
0:36:28 [Mooby] Hey, if we can make up rules, why not?
0:36:46 [Mooby] Your rule is stupid. It takes away what makes instants special.
0:36:57 [Mooby] Or at least weakens it.
0:36:58 [S7orm] stop ******** my branes and piss off
0:37:12 [Mooby] Please read the basic rules.
0:37:13 [S7orm] dude
0:37:17 [Mooby] It's only a few pages.
0:37:27 [S7orm] go on gard making contest or smt
0:37:33 [Mooby] Do you drive a car without knowing the traffic laws, and then tell the cops to piss off?
0:37:35 [S7orm] u will ern1st place belive me
0:38:03 [S7orm] biggrin yeah
0:38:10 [Mooby] Do you steal from a store, and then tell the shop owner of your rule that you can steal one item a day?
0:38:35 [S7orm] like i like the goverment and i like plice but most of all i like cannabies or smth
0:38:55 [Mooby] Do you jump off cliffs, and then tell gravity of your rule that you're allowed to not die if you do a swan dive?
0:39:21 [Mooby] I think you'd have fun doing that.
0:39:54 [S7orm] nice fantasy
0:40:05 [S7orm] anywayz u have 10 lifes
0:40:12 [Mooby] The thing is, I come on MWS to play Magic. You're not playing Magic. You're playing S7ormagic, which is similar to Magic but not the same.
0:40:35 [S7orm] wtf?
0:40:38 [S7orm] whata hell `?
0:40:57 [S7orm] u just made it up?
0:41:02 [Mooby] If you were playing Magic, you would follow the rules of Magic. Instead, you're playing by your own S7ormagic rules
0:41:36 [S7orm] = its Storm just Storm and its my simple user name
0:41:45 [Mooby] Mmk
0:41:57 [Mooby] So are we playing Magic or your version of a game?
0:42:15 [S7orm] =D ******** the ******** ******** and stop ******** abot rules
0:42:29 [Mooby] No need to swear just because you're frustrated.
0:42:30 [S7orm] ur status
0:42:35 [S7orm] of playng this crap?
0:42:53 [S7orm] ur retarded s**t so stfu biggrin
0:43:08 [Mooby] Ahh, the last plea of one who knows he's wrong.
0:43:16 [Mooby] The old ad hominem.
0:43:33 [Mooby] Educate thyself, poor child.
0:43:48 [S7orm] how long have u playd?
0:43:57 [Mooby] About a decade, why?
0:44:51 [S7orm] whata hell is decade?
0:45:10 [Mooby] 10 years. Didn't they teach you this in school?
0:45:42 [S7orm] dude ffs im from estonia we dont use word decade
0:45:46 [S7orm] so stfu
0:45:47 [Mooby] But my tenure is irrelevant. The sorcery rule has been around for 14 years.
0:45:49 [S7orm] sa türapea biggrin
0:46:09 [S7orm] good for u
0:46:20 [S7orm] biggrin i started 5 days ago so piss off biggrin
0:46:33 [Mooby] And you've still yet to learn the rules.
0:46:47 [Mooby] Take 10 minutes and read through the rule book when you get a chance.
0:47:38 [S7orm] damn ur wuzzy
0:47:56 [Mooby] More ad hominems from the screaming monkey.
0:48:11 [Mooby] It's quite pathetic, really, that you have nothing constructive to say.
0:48:20 [Mooby] Though not surprising, as you have no real argument.
0:48:37 [Mooby] You're too stubborn to admit you are wrong, so you're throwing a temper tantrum instead
0:49:57 [S7orm] dude ******** off.. u remind me my english teacher
0:50:10 [Mooby] How old are you, if I may inquire?
0:50:13 [Mooby] 13?
0:50:15 [S7orm] oky il take my steps back
0:50:26 [S7orm] but u still will lose -7 i guess
0:50:38 [S7orm] stfu
0:50:40 [Mooby] You can take the Hunger back
0:50:43 [S7orm] im 10 and half
0:51:00 [Mooby] Now it makes sense. Though my 11 year old sister can play Magic much better than you.
0:51:13 [Mooby] Granted, I made sure to tell her what a sorcery is.
0:52:33 [S7orm] dude im not wrong
0:52:42 [S7orm] Spikeys ability
0:52:49 [S7orm] main phase
0:52:53 [S7orm] still
0:52:55 [S7orm] u lose -7
0:53:11 [Mooby] You put Spikey on the stack, wait for it to resolve, and then played Hunger?
0:53:23 [Mooby] Is that what happened?
0:53:44 [S7orm] i used glimmervoid for spiky ability
0:53:48 [S7orm] in main phase
0:53:53 [Mooby] Ok...
0:53:54 [S7orm] and then played hunger
0:54:01 [Mooby] Before or after it resolved?
0:54:12 [S7orm] speak estonia or die
0:54:26 [Mooby] Before or after it resolved?
0:54:47 [Mooby] Did you play it while Spikey was on the stack or after the ability ended?
0:56:54 [S7orm] Wait!
0:56:58 [S7orm] dont remember
0:57:06 [S7orm] spikey was in game b4?
0:57:20 [Mooby] Well, a sorcery could only be played after the ability resolved, as it requires an empty stack
0:57:38 [S7orm] i can use it
0:57:49 [Mooby] You can use it once the stack is empty.
0:57:53 [S7orm] 1st main phase
0:58:02 [S7orm] it was empty
0:58:14 [Mooby] It was empty after Spikey's ability left the stack
0:58:42 [Mooby] Oh, I just noticed one other thing.
0:58:46 [Mooby] SPIKEY HAS SHROUD!
0:58:49 [Mooby] Bwahahahahaha!
0:58:55 [Mooby] He can't be the target of ANYTHING
0:59:18 [Mooby] Epic fail on your part.
1:00:26 [S7orm] ah yeah Lightning greaves
1:00:40 [S7orm] equip for 0
1:01:45 [Mooby] So even if you played it BEFORE you tapped Spikey, he still can't be a legal target
1:02:35 [S7orm] u still ose -7
1:02:40 [Mooby] How?
1:02:49 [S7orm] then i use my myr on attack pase and Hunger
1:02:56 [Mooby] Ok
1:03:04 [Mooby] Do that then.
1:03:10 [S7orm] but still
1:03:28 [Mooby] Still what? You've done two illegal actions.
1:03:31 [S7orm] in main pahse i can equip my ny freaking boots
1:03:36 [S7orm] i just pay cost
1:03:38 [S7orm] its 0
1:03:39 [Mooby] As a sorcery.
1:03:46 [Mooby] Not while two things are on the stack
1:03:53 [Mooby] Only one of which is legally on the stack
1:04:18 [S7orm] 1st i remove my freaking boots then i play Hunger and after hunger i use my spikey
1:04:29 [Mooby] It's a little late for that now.
1:04:38 [S7orm] no it isnt
1:05:05 [S7orm] sec il talk with my gf for i while
1:05:20 [Mooby] You have a girlfriend at age 10.5? LOL
1:05:28 [S7orm] stfu im 18
1:05:44 [Mooby] Changing your story?
1:05:47 [S7orm] and im not gay so dream on biggrin
1:05:56 [Mooby] I never said you were.
1:05:58 [S7orm] biggrin im little lier
1:06:05 [Mooby] I can see that.
1:06:05 [S7orm] dont trust strangers
1:06:29 [S7orm] so its still -7 =D
1:06:56 [Mooby] Nope
1:07:02 [S7orm] yes it is
1:07:30 [S7orm] i ******** send u the freaking Yacuza maffia o smth
1:07:35 [Mooby] Why don't you back up your turn to the beginning of the phase?
1:07:53 [Mooby] And try to do it correctly?
1:08:12 [S7orm] i tould ya the correct way
1:08:16 [S7orm] so we are done here
1:08:44 [Mooby] But the Lightning Greaves is still on your guy.
1:08:51 [S7orm] Lightning Greaves is enchanting Silver Myr now
1:08:55 [S7orm] nop not any more
1:08:57 [Mooby] Mooby's life total is now 10 (-7)
1:09:10 [S7orm] ******** it i dont attack
1:09:12 [S7orm] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
1:09:15 [S7orm] End my turn
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:59 pm


That was very entertaining.

Bogus_Burger


Mooby the Golden Sock

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:00 am


His side of the board: Tropical Island, Plateau, Bayou, Tundra, Plateau, Wild Cantor, Wild Cantor, Tygon Predator

My side of the board: Mountain, Mountain, Mountain, Mountain, Norin the Wary

0:04:53 [Mooby] Mooby plays Great Furnace from Hand
0:04:56 [Mooby] Mooby taps Mountain
0:04:56 [Mooby] Mooby taps Mountain
0:04:56 [Mooby] Mooby taps Mountain
0:04:56 [Mooby] Mooby taps Mountain
0:04:56 [Mooby] Mooby taps Great Furnace
0:04:57 [Mooby] Mooby plays Confusion in the Ranks from Hand
(At this point I RFG Norin)
0:05:00 [Mooby] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
(I bring back Norin into play and target Tygon)
0:05:06 [Bones] Oh wow... go ******** yourself
0:05:09 [] Player Lost

Erm, yeah. I guess I'm being unfair. By the way, those are some awfully nice lands you have there.


On a related note, I had to educate a different opponent about deckbuilding rules after he laid his 5th Bayou.

Did I mention I cringe whenever someone drops an Alpha land in a Casual game?
PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:11 pm


0:05:07 [Ling] type
0:05:11 [Ling] doesnt mean creature
0:05:12 [Mooby] Creature is a type
0:05:21 [Mooby] Creature =/= creature type.
0:05:23 [Ling] =.=
0:05:30 [Mooby] There are types, subtypes, and supertypes
0:05:33 [Mooby] Creature is a type
0:05:49 [Ling] Wow, what a retard
0:05:51 [] Player Lost


I guess everyone who knows how to play is on MTG Online?

Mooby the Golden Sock


Bogus_Burger

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:16 pm


It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Myojin of Night's Reach now has 0 (-1) counters.
You don't have priority.
if you dont play instatn you heve to discard your hand
You havet o wait unil you have priorty to do that. Either responding to my changing phase or playing something.
i can do
Do you know how priority works?
yes
but i can do efect to my creatures
I know you can, but you need priority in order to do so.
in this face i can doit
You could do it in response to me entering my main phase, in response to me playing something in response to me ending my main phase, in response to me ending my upkeep
Check the comprehensive rules
212.5e If text states that a player may do something "any time he or she could play an instant," it means only that the player must have priority. The player doesn't need to have an instant he or she could actually play.
loser
Player Lost
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:32 pm


BB, mixing informal language and priority together is confusing at best. When talking about priority, there is no such thing as responding. There's priority, which determines when players can play spells and abilities.

You also can't change your phases, so there's no way to respond to that. Phases change by themselves, after priority has been passed by both players. If you're going to use the informal terminology, that's fine, but don't confuse by invoking priority; rather, gently remind the other player that the person whose turn it is gets to act first at the beginning of a phase.

Mooby the Golden Sock


Bogus_Burger

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:20 am


You're right.

Anyway, this game made me pretty sad.

Bogus Burger plays Profane Command from Hand
x=6
not destructible
it doesn't destroy it
it reduces its toughness to zero
ah -1 -1
SUPERMARIO puts Safehold Elite to Graveyard from Play
ok
Player Lost

He was at 11, I sent -6/-6 to a safehold elite with shield of the oversoul on it and 6 to his face. It was still game 1 and he was mana screwed. He could've at least stuck around for the rest of the round.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:32 am


People on MWS love conceding so much.

Bogus Burger draws 7 cards
wex [ita] shuffles library
wex [ita] shuffles library
wex [ita] shuffles library
wex [ita] draws 7 cards
gg
Player Lost

That one made me sad.

Bogus_Burger


Mooby the Golden Sock

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:32 pm


-1
has haste
and i am atack
You can't attack on my turn
Player Lost
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:09 pm


In this game, I laughed with the person rather than laugh at him.

0:19:38 [Mooby] I like your deck. And you'd have won if you'd had another disenchant.
0:20:03 [Still_a_noob] i had one game where i got 5060 lifepoints
0:20:13 [Mooby] I can't stand Orim's Chant decks razz . Does yours run the Isochron Scepter?
0:20:21 [Still_a_noob] no
0:20:34 [Still_a_noob] put it in as a timewalk
0:20:34 [Mooby] Ahh, ok
0:20:46 [Still_a_noob] it s still casual
0:20:51 [Mooby] The Chant decks do that to me every turn razz
0:21:00 [Still_a_noob] yeah i know
0:21:04 [Mooby] I also have a Painter's Servant/Grindstone/Grapeshot deck
0:21:16 [Still_a_noob] some guys dont seem to know what casual means
0:21:21 [Mooby] True, true.
0:21:26 [Mooby] I build special decks for them wink
0:21:32 [Still_a_noob] a game before you someone played oath against me
0:21:57 [Mooby] Oath is annoying. Though you should see how frustrated they get when I pump out a second turn Confusion and they don't have a counter.
0:22:04 [Still_a_noob] hehe
0:22:09 [Mooby] "Yes, please tutor out your Colossus. I dare you."
0:22:19 [Still_a_noob] but i lose big time against that
0:22:38 [Mooby] I usually do too. It's Tier 1 or Tier 2 Vintage, isn't it?
0:22:40 [Still_a_noob] no lifegain could keep up with a 2nd turn solossus
0:22:50 [Mooby] I've played a bunch of people playing Vintage goblins too.
0:22:51 [Still_a_noob] yeah i think so
0:23:29 [Still_a_noob] i played against someone playing tarmorack
0:23:34 [Mooby] Affinity always amuses me, because I'm usually faster than it. And most don't realize that by the time I've gotten control they could've killed me.
0:23:35 [Mooby] Same.
0:23:42 [Mooby] Lots of bad players play affinity.
0:23:59 [Still_a_noob] yeah aggro decks are prone to it

Mooby the Golden Sock


Mooby the Golden Sock

PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:24 pm


What'd this dumbass think he was playing, aggro?

0:00:36 [Mooby] Mooby puts Steam Vents into play from Library
0:00:37 [Mooby] Mooby shuffles library
0:00:37 [Mooby] Mooby stops looking its Library...
0:00:38 [Mooby] Mooby untaps his/her permanents
0:00:39 [Mooby] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:39 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:00:39 [Mooby] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:43 [O-Chan] Oh great control...
0:00:44 [Mooby] Mooby plays Great Furnace from Hand
0:00:48 [Mooby] End my turn
0:00:49 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Wooded Foothills
0:00:51 [O-Chan] O-Chan sacrifices Wooded Foothills
0:00:51 [O-Chan] O-Chan's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:53 [O-Chan] O-Chan is looking its Library...
0:01:01 [O-Chan] O-Chan puts Stomping Ground into play from Library
0:01:02 [Mooby] Black is a control color too.
0:01:05 [O-Chan] O-Chan shuffles library
0:01:05 [O-Chan] O-Chan stops looking its Library...
0:01:06 [O-Chan] It is now turn 6 (O-Chan)
0:01:06 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:06 [O-Chan] O-Chan untaps his/her permanents
0:01:07 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:14 [O-Chan] Shortsighted
0:01:15 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:15 [O-Chan] O-Chan draws a card
0:01:15 [O-Chan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:17 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays Stomping Ground from Hand
0:01:18 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Blood Crypt
0:01:18 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Stomping Ground
0:01:19 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays Gruul Signet from Hand
0:01:22 [O-Chan] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:01:23 [O-Chan] End my turn
0:01:24 [O-Chan] It is now turn 7 (Mooby)
0:01:24 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:25 [Mooby] Mooby untaps his/her permanents
0:01:26 [Mooby] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:26 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:01:26 [Mooby] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:31 [Mooby] Mooby plays Great Furnace from Hand
0:01:33 [Mooby] Mooby taps Steam Vents
0:01:33 [Mooby] Mooby taps Great Furnace
0:01:33 [Mooby] Mooby taps Great Furnace
0:01:35 [Mooby] Mooby plays Mulldrifter from Hand
0:01:35 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:01:36 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:01:39 [Mooby] Mooby puts Mulldrifter to Graveyard from Play
0:01:45 [Mooby] Mooby discards Inner-Flame Acolyte
0:01:46 [Mooby] End my turn
0:01:47 [O-Chan] It is now turn 8 (O-Chan)
0:01:47 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:48 [O-Chan] O-Chan untaps his/her permanents
0:01:48 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:49 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:49 [O-Chan] O-Chan draws a card
0:01:49 [O-Chan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:50 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:53 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Blood Crypt
0:01:53 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Stomping Ground
0:01:53 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Stomping Ground
0:01:53 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Gruul Signet
0:01:54 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays Diabolic Tutor from Hand
0:01:56 [O-Chan] O-Chan is looking its Library...
0:01:59 [O-Chan] O-Chan puts card to Hand from Library
0:02:00 [O-Chan] O-Chan shuffles library
0:02:00 [O-Chan] O-Chan stops looking its Library...
0:02:02 [O-Chan] O-Chan puts Diabolic Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0:02:03 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Swamp
0:02:03 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays Duress from Hand
0:02:09 [Mooby] Oh great, control
0:02:12 [O-Chan] O-Chan is looking opponent's Hand...
0:02:16 [O-Chan] Blacks not nearly as bad as blue
0:02:20 [O-Chan] Confusion in the Ranks
0:02:23 [O-Chan] O-Chan puts Duress to Graveyard from Play
0:02:26 [Mooby] Duress is worst than Counterspell
(Yes, I know Counterspell is usually better than Duress, but I was trying to irritate him.)
0:02:29 [Mooby] Mooby discards Confusion in the Ranks
0:02:30 [O-Chan] Not really
0:02:31 [O-Chan] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:02:32 [O-Chan] End my turn
0:02:33 [O-Chan] It is now turn 9 (Mooby)
0:02:33 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:43 [Mooby] Yes, really.
0:02:43 [Mooby] Mooby untaps his/her permanents
0:02:45 [Mooby] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:45 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:02:45 [Mooby] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:46 [O-Chan] Not really
0:02:55 [Mooby] Counterspell sees one card and is reactive.
0:02:58 [Mooby] Mooby taps Steam Vents
0:02:58 [Mooby] Mooby taps Great Furnace
0:02:58 [Mooby] Mooby taps Great Furnace
0:02:59 [Mooby] Mooby plays Inner-Flame Acolyte from Hand
0:03:02 [Mooby] Inner-Flame Acolyte is now 4/2
0:03:03 [O-Chan] So does duress
0:03:03 [Mooby] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:03:04 [Mooby] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:03:05 [Mooby] Mooby taps Inner-Flame Acolyte
0:03:05 [O-Chan] Mooby taps Inner-Flame Acolyte
0:03:07 [O-Chan] O-Chan's life total is now 15 (-4)
0:03:08 [O-Chan] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:03:13 [Mooby] Duress sees an entire hand and is proactive
0:03:17 [Mooby] Inner-Flame Acolyte is now 2/2
0:03:18 [O-Chan] Yoru point being?
0:03:19 [Mooby] End my turn
0:03:20 [O-Chan] It is now turn 10 (O-Chan)
0:03:20 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:21 [O-Chan] O-Chan untaps his/her permanents
0:03:21 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:21 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:22 [O-Chan] O-Chan draws a card
0:03:22 [O-Chan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:22 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays Mountain from Hand
0:03:25 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Stomping Ground
0:03:25 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Stomping Ground
0:03:25 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Swamp
0:03:25 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Mountain
0:03:26 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays AEther Flash from Hand
0:03:26 [O-Chan] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:03:28 [O-Chan] End my turn
0:03:29 [O-Chan] It is now turn 11 (Mooby)
0:03:29 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:31 [Mooby] It's Counterspell x4-5 usually
0:03:32 [Mooby] Mooby untaps his/her permanents
0:03:33 [Mooby] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:34 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:03:34 [Mooby] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:37 [O-Chan] Not really...
0:03:43 [Mooby] Mooby plays Mountain from Hand
0:03:44 [Mooby] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:03:44 [Mooby] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:03:46 [Mooby] Mooby taps Inner-Flame Acolyte
0:03:46 [O-Chan] Mooby taps Inner-Flame Acolyte
0:03:47 [O-Chan] O-Chan's life total is now 13 (-2)
0:03:47 [O-Chan] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:03:49 [Mooby] End my turn
0:03:51 [O-Chan] It is now turn 12 (O-Chan)
0:03:51 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:52 [O-Chan] O-Chan untaps his/her permanents
0:03:52 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:52 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:53 [O-Chan] O-Chan draws a card
0:03:53 [O-Chan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:53 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays Overgrown Tomb from Hand
0:03:55 [Mooby] Now you have red control razz
0:03:57 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Blood Crypt
0:03:57 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Stomping Ground
0:03:57 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Stomping Ground
0:03:57 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Swamp
0:03:57 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Mountain
0:03:59 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays Liliana Vess from Hand
0:04:02 [O-Chan] Not really
0:04:03 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now Creature
0:04:04 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/0
0:04:04 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/1
0:04:04 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/2
0:04:05 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/3
0:04:05 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/4
0:04:05 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/5
0:04:05 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/4
0:04:05 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/3
0:04:07 [O-Chan] O-Chan is looking its Library...
0:04:10 [O-Chan] O-Chan puts card to Hand from Library
0:04:11 [O-Chan] O-Chan shuffles library
0:04:11 [O-Chan] O-Chan stops looking its Library...
0:04:12 [Mooby] And black control.
0:04:12 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays a facedown card from Hand
0:04:13 [O-Chan] O-Chan shuffles library
0:04:14 [O-Chan] O-Chan shuffles library
0:04:15 [O-Chan] O-Chan puts a facedown card on top of Library from Play
0:04:16 [O-Chan] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:04:17 [O-Chan] End my turn
0:04:18 [O-Chan] It is now turn 13 (Mooby)
0:04:18 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:19 [Mooby] Mooby untaps his/her permanents
0:04:20 [Mooby] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:20 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:04:20 [Mooby] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:23 [Mooby] Mooby plays Wooded Foothills from Hand
0:04:33 [Mooby] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:04:33 [Mooby] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:04:35 [Mooby] Mooby taps Inner-Flame Acolyte
0:04:35 [O-Chan] Mooby taps Inner-Flame Acolyte
0:04:38 [O-Chan] Actually, I have black search and Red For my combo... I don't have Control at all.
0:04:40 [O-Chan] Me or Lil?
0:04:47 [O-Chan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
0:04:48 [Mooby] Lil
0:04:51 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/2
0:04:51 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/1
0:04:52 [O-Chan] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:04:56 [Mooby] End my turn
0:04:57 [O-Chan] It is now turn 14 (O-Chan)
0:04:57 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:58 [O-Chan] O-Chan untaps his/her permanents
0:04:58 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:58 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:58 [O-Chan] O-Chan draws a card
0:04:59 [O-Chan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:05:01 [O-Chan] Liliana Vess is now 0/2
0:05:08 [Mooby] Mooby discards Bronze Bombshell
0:05:12 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Stomping Ground
0:05:13 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Swamp
0:05:13 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Mountain
0:05:13 [O-Chan] O-Chan taps Overgrown Tomb
0:05:13 [O-Chan] O-Chan plays AEther Flash from Hand
0:05:14 [O-Chan] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:05:15 [O-Chan] End my turn
0:05:16 [O-Chan] It is now turn 15 (Mooby)
0:05:16 [O-Chan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:19 [Mooby] Concede
0:05:21 [Mooby] Good game
0:05:21 [O-Chan] No
0:05:23 [O-Chan] Wow
0:05:27 [O-Chan] your a little b***h arent you?
0:05:32 [Mooby] What do you mean?
0:05:42 [Mooby] There's no possible way for me to play any more meaningful spells
0:05:45 [O-Chan] 'Lets run Confusion and then quit when I can't win.' Wah wah wah, lemme go put my tampon in
0:05:52 [O-Chan] Go get some vagasil you f*****t
0:05:54 [] Player Lost

Excuse me for trying to save us both some time. Next time I'll drag the game on for a half hour before telling you that my entire deck revolves around playing creatures with two toughness or less.
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:43 am


0:01:08 [Mooby] Mooby sacrifices Bloodstained Mire
0:01:10 [Mooby] Mooby's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:01:11 [Mooby] Mooby is looking its Library...
0:01:20 [MaTiEsTo] waht are doing?
0:01:20 [Mooby] Mooby puts Steam Vents into play from Library
0:01:22 [Mooby] Mooby shuffles library
0:01:22 [Mooby] Mooby stops looking its Library...
0:01:28 [Mooby] Saccing my search land
0:01:35 [MaTiEsTo] by its my turn
0:01:45 [Mooby] Activated abilities can be played on your turn.
0:01:55 [] Player Lost

Mooby the Golden Sock


Mooby the Golden Sock

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:35 pm


i dont wait nothing ******** with this deck alright?
to boring
What the hell does that mean?
means: ******** you
Player Lost
PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:33 pm


0:11:47 [Player] Player untaps his/her permanents
0:11:48 [Player] Player draws a card
0:11:49 [Player] Player plays Plains from Hand
0:11:53 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:11:53 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:11:54 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:11:55 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:12:02 [Player] Player's life total is now 14 (-6)
0:12:03 [Player] Player plays Nevinyrral's Disk from Hand
0:12:04 [Player] End my turn
0:12:05 [Mooby] Mooby taps Volcanic Island
0:12:06 [Mooby] Mooby taps City of Brass
0:12:07 [Mooby] Mooby plays Counterspell from Hand
0:12:07 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:12:08 [Mooby] Mooby draws a card
0:12:09 [Mooby] Mooby's life total is now 5 (-1)
0:12:16 [Player] Player puts Nevinyrral's Disk to Graveyard from Play
0:12:18 [Mooby] Mooby puts Counterspell to Graveyard from Play
0:12:19 [Mooby] Mooby untaps his/her permanents
0:12:21 [Mooby] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:12:21 [Mooby] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:12:23 [Mooby] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:12:24 [Player] didn't like that huh chicken s**t ?
0:12:25 [Mooby] Mooby's life total is now -1 (-6)
0:12:27 [Mooby] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:12:28 [] Player Lost

Mooby the Golden Sock


Mooby the Golden Sock

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:50 pm


Player taps Snow-Covered Island
Player taps Shivan Reef
Player plays Lightning Helix from hand
?
Costs WR?
Player untaps Shivan Reef
Player untaps Snow-Covered Island
Player Lost
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