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 Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:25 am
You may have noted my otver enthusiasm in the title. This is not for nothing. Brace thy very soul for Amazementness.
Yarin Plex is giving more Expensive Items Away. But how, you ask, do I get these items? "What kind of Black magic must I cast to obtiain them?" You might ask. I'll tell you. The magic... Of Comedy. That's right. Yarin wants you (And the Mods/Travers/Moi too - This is a Non-Leader t'ing), to make him laugh. So, make him. And YOU (Yah, you), could win some prizes! And the prizes? The Letter that contains The Cloud(s*), A Mythril Halo, and... Something. (Oh sh*t, I forgot the name of the month.) And, as far as I'm aware, that's some serious coin right there. So get to it! Make sweet sweet humour, and Win BIG. Well, pretty big. (the other item is Western Zodiac)
* In-joke refering to an Ancient Greek Play.
Hello, I am Yarin Plex and the contest to make me laugh, is a contest for the funniest reason why you deserve the letter more than the next guy or gal... The first prize is a June 2007 Letter, which are, at present, valued at 95K; if a mod in the guild happens to win, they will be awarded the prize, however, if this does happen, I will award another June 2007 Letter to the best non-mod entry to keep things from looking like this is a rigged bullshit contest. Listen, I am rich, I have millions, I don't need to rig s**t. I want humor damn it and I know there are some funny Gaians out there, so lets get to it and make with the funny or no money.
You tell me (being as funny as possible) why you deserve the June 2007 more than the next Gaian. Or just make me laugh so hard I pee my pants... I have many items and much gold... I will be awarding lesser prizes, simply for effort, and it is possible I could give a greater item like a coco, but that would be unlikely but not impossible... please remember, I said funny not long winded... Travis won last year for a 1/2 page satire on a guy dressed up as a Grunny Bunny at a fast food place... it wasn't long and boring and trying to be funny, it was something that could be read in about 2 or 3 minutes and funny, funny, funny.... so that being said, let the contest begin... rofl
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:58 am
Be funny? Isn't everyone here already funny (in a sad kind of way)?
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:22 pm
Be funnierer. Make Yarin laugh, win prizes, all happy.
Lose grammar skills.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:03 pm
Ok... we will end the contest at the end of the month... you can also copy me your entry in a PM if you wish me to read it quickly... good luck to all... 3nodding
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:02 pm
My entry will come soon.
Brace yourself for mediocrity, chaps!
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:10 am
Mission Impossible?
Omg. Chickens are funnier than I am! Have you seen them? HAHAHAHAHA!!! ok...no..not ok HAHAHAHAHA!!!AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *collapses laughing on floor*
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:53 am
What is it with you and chickens?
And what is it with me not being bothered to quote anymore?
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 2:33 am
Well what is there to NOT like about chickens. The ones we got given are REALLY lazy. Yes. Anyway. And if anyone asks, I am NOT making a chicken suit! OK?! <.< >.>
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:47 pm
I'm more of a duck person...
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:03 pm
Someone was supposed to give us a duck that scted like a chicken, but somebody beat us to it D:
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:07 pm
Damn.
"It's like...looking into the eyes of a duck." -Bernard Black.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:40 pm
right.....
aren't we supposed to be making Yarin laugh? I think he's probably going to end up in the mental hospital with me if this keeps going... xDDDD
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:34 am
Yep, we are. And I thus "fully intend" to write a "hilarious" short story sometime before the month is up.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:58 am
God help us. Travis's idea of funny is our idea of "mental torture".
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:55 pm
Hey, that gives me an idea!
I'll just write something that I think is utterly dreadful and unfunny, and everyone else will find it hilarious! Perfect!
"Rarara lol rarara" -Lil' Cheney
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