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 Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:00 am
lagay nyu dito mga jokes nyu..
wahahha kahit corni ok lang yan!! nyahhaha
o cge sisimulan ko..
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:02 am
Masakit ba ang ulo mo?
Togmoron 500
i-untog moron sa pader ang ulo mo 500x!! biggrin
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:06 am
jeff pa cornihan ba to ok game...haha
1. Pinapaikot mo lang ako, nagsasawa na ako!
Mabuti pa patayin mo nalang ako!
[electric fan] ^^
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:16 am
wahihihi uu naman.. pero baka talo ako sa kornihan mu.. konti lang jokes ko weh.. ^^ -reserved-
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:37 am
1.)
Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:38 am
2.)
How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
Eclipse it!
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:39 am
3.)
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it! We're closed.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:41 am
4.)
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.''
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.''
Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:42 am
5.)
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:43 am
6.)
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
cge kakain muna ako.. wahahha
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:11 am
Sabi nila:
Kung sino may kailangan siya ang lumapit...
e pano yung nalulunod?
Siya rin ba ang lalapit?... haha
Go go go! Iahon mo ang iyong sarili sa pagkalunod bwahaha!
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:17 am
Ayoko na! Pag nagmahal ako maraming nagagalit!
Wala naba akong karapatan magmahal? crying
[Gasolina] ^^
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:37 am
<<< JOKE 1 >>>
SPANISH TEACHER: Ok class, use "puera" in a sentence.
STUDENT: Mi maestra es muy bonita.
TEACHER: That's very flattering but where is
the word "puera"?
STUDENT: Puera ka!
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:53 pm
7.) Juan: Nurse pls bring me a hot waterbag, my toes are cold
Nurse: Ur asking d wrong nurse, I'm d head nurse.
Juan: ok...tell to d foot nursei need it now, thanks
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:29 am
8.)
teacher: Pedro, 1+2=?
Pedro: 3 po ma'm!!
teacher: Tama!! ikaw naman Juan, 2+1=?
Juan: Naman talaga!! favoritism na!! hayz!!
ala naba may joke dyan? crying
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