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DJ Blackrock Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:24 pm
I've decided to make a profile on one of those dating sites, as it appears I've run through my options at the moment.
So, I've decided I'm going to be completely honest on my profile, warts and all. You all know me, care to take bets as to how many hits I'll get, if any?
I'll continue updates in this thread.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:29 pm
Update:
After two hours of filling out bullshit forms and impersonal questionnaires, eHarmony informs me that I'm too much of a basket case for them to ******** you eHarmony.
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DJ Blackrock Vice Captain
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DJ Blackrock Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:28 am
Update 2:
50 ******** dollars for goddamned Chemistry.com? ******** you!
Another two hours wasted.
Nevermind the experiment. Never expected this to be so ******** expensive.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:47 pm
eHarmony is kind of terrible, I hear. Every single one of my well-adjusted young professional friends has been rejected by it. If you aren't a poster child for normality, eHarmony rejects you. That includes having feelings about things other than your mortgage and your iPod. But not too many feelings. Then you'd be deviant. And we don't want any of them here. No, sir.
...Okay, now I want to go and see if I get rejected from eHarmony, too.
Isn't match.com free? I thought it was...
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:22 pm
Free to post, not to search or reply.
Kevin and I met on MySpace, as scary as that is for many people. Just keep looking, always be yourself, and take pride in not only who you are but how you look. We all know I offer advice where it isn't wanted, but I can help, if you really want.
But you have to really want my help! smile
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:13 pm
I was going to try Match.com tonight, and friends mentioned Yahoo! Personals and "plentyoffishinthesea.com" though I'm not convinced that last one even exists.
Corylyn (some of you know who she is) is trying to set me up with her co-worker April. I'm gonna go meet her on Sunday, see what happens.
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DJ Blackrock Vice Captain
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DJ Blackrock Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:16 pm
I'm trying not to look forward to Sunday, because every time I look forward to something, Fate cockslaps me, and it doesn't end up happening.
But I can't seem to help it. I talked to Corylyn today, and she said April is all excited about sunday too, and then I wound up constantly talking about it, as apparently April was too. It annoyed Corylyn to no end.
It was glorious.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:08 am
Yeah, get theeself away from eHarmony I don't know if I've ranted about it...all you see in the commercials are same race couples and the bloke is always taller.
And no homosexuals.
The hell man!?
Anyway! Good mojo waves being sent to you from the mountains!
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