WOO! We made it!
We got to Issue 10! I'd like to thank nobody, because I did most of them by myself.
BUT NOT THIS TIME!
This time we have sars attacks, hippie bane, mysterious a & gale-chan helping out!
This issue includes:
Upcoming Events, TLOEM Revamp'd, Posts as usual, Gossip, and more!
READ ON TO SEE!
This month's Moron of the Month was Mortalis, but we already know that.
We added a thread to Fun'N'Games subforum for people to ask the Moron of the Month questions in.
Better hurry though, Because May is almost over and June
will have a new Moron of the Month, and a Ask sars Week.
sars will get a week to be asked questions in because
she missed out as Moron of the month LAST MONTH.
Expect some awesomeness to do with MotM next month.
It's gonna be good. Some people who deserved art WILL be getting art.
MotM:June will be announced around 1 week into June.
POLL TIME! Should Moron of the Month starting next month earn the crew
rank for the month they are MotM? Vote in the poll!
Ofcourse this only works for non-crew MotMs, and I can tell you that next
months Moron of the Month is on crew. wink
GOD I HATE USING MORON AND MONTH SO MANY TIMES IN THIS ******** PART OF THE ISSUE.
GEEZ.
HAY GUYZ welcome back to my super uninteresting column, where I chronicle how much s**t everyone is talking each week.
You'll have to excuse me, since it's been so long since we actually HAD a newsletter,
I lost all my junk from way back in the day so I'm starting fresh this week.
The top 5 chatty-cathies in the guild are as follows:
Shaff- 7777
Hippie Bane- 3948
Gale-Chan- 2360
[G]aian- 2334
Sars Attacks- 2192
Runners up are
StationWagon with 2184, Mysterious A with 1201, Golly! My giddy Aunt with 1134 (Pssst by the way, where in the eff has she been?)
Dignity of Wrath has 1129 posts, and Random+Cheesecake rounds out the bottom of the runners-up with 1018 posts!
OH Anticipating Armageddon is almost at 500 posts! Lets all celebrate yeaaaaah!
Yagatan recently met and beat the 500 mark, which is pretty great for being on dial up!
WInter Charade isn't too far off from 1k posts, with 890 under her cute fluffy little belt so far!
And thats pretty much as much effort as I can muster this time around kiddies, Auntie Sars is dying of severe strep throat this week! Lets all send her OMFG boxes to wish her a swift recovery, yes?
Ehhhhhh it was worth a shot.
Hello ladles and jellybeans, and welcome to my mini-lesson on how to understand newbies. At one point in time, most of you were new to Gaia or even to the guild (lol, inorite?), and I bet the people who were already there had a guidebook on how to understand you.
Well, this is that guide they wish they had. D:
Yami Adritha has already managed to climb her way to 49 posts! We're proud of this new member, right? She's been a happy, relatively up-beat member. SHE'S SO CUTE WHEN SHE POSTS! =D
Rnij is another new guildie, and she's made a grand total of 2 posts. Someone should pester her to make a return and post 2 more times! So she'll double her post count! A little on the positive side? Yes.
Another newbie is Mauverick. She probably just joined today. She made her first post! Let's not TOTALLY scare her away. We could use more active members. D:
Here's hoping none of them leave us for bigger or better things. Because seriously, what could be bigger and better than us?
Not much of a guide? STFU, n00b. No one asked your opinion! D<
In the not to distant future, one man played some video games, and told other people about them.
that man
IS ME
STEVENSEGAL
So yeah, I downloaded this wiiware game, its called "my life as a king" that s**t is the bomb, yo. its basically a final fantasy themed Simcity game, where you build a city, and send out adventurers to find s**t like treasure to help the city. its kinda slow at times, but I like it. So if you wierdos are into those simcity games, maybe give it a shot, or find a video of it on youtube or something, idrk.
7/10
love peace and chicken grease, till next week yall.
Welcome one and all to our 10th newsletter! Wow, I never thought we'd make it, I guess I lose that bet then. >.>
I here Gale will put you up to date to the lulz and cool stuff that have come around recently if not still on going in our guild and who the hell named my section anyways? Horrible, horrible word game and ironic enough, I hate the series IRL; but off point for now, let's get this rollin'.
First of I'm hoping ya'll enjoying the guild's new look, Shaff sure worked hard on it at his momma's basement ;D Exclusive pics to come, to prove our beloved Captain ain't no ghost.
And speaking of ghosts... I've heard around our dearest [G] died recently, may his soul Rock In Pieces, he'll be missed. u.u
Something we miss as well are Sars boobs, damn have those two babies been wanted recently; a strike happened yesterday demanding them, some strikers are still at it today but the fuss has pipped down and nobody was hurt, let's thank Shaff's long gone punching days for that. <3
On another note; what was up with that Prom? Not enough Moronity, A was furious at finding Moron spirit was at a lack during it; our thread at the spot looked intelligent, eww. D;
My last point of this great letter will be on some rumors I heard around as I eavesdropped in Shaff's pornwork session; there's been already scheduled a group art picture of the morons of the month; our legendary members that have gotten moronity beyond! So, work hard ya'll for I also was told that not just the moron of June will be the one granted with art! =D
OMG, I SURE HOPE SHAFF MEANS IT AT THE ETC SECTION! D=
eventsholyshit: no events in june. lol. BUT JULY WILL BE DIFFERENT!
July 5th is your favourite captains birthday (shaff btw) and
we'll be having
a special Shaff day full of Pineapple hats and Cigars!
Also in July we have another Kick shaff day and other
lame shitz happening.
Revamp: So, I've changed Guild graphics slightly. Sorry that they aren't
great, but I'm not pro at photoshop. I like them though. I think it
works for our guild. Not everything in the guild is revamped yet, but
it should be soon.
Fun'n'Games: I hope you guys realise that you can make threads in the
Fun and Games subforum. Not all the threads have to be by me and my mules.
Try to think up a interesting Game, or make your own avatar competition!
Try to use this subforum, 'cause You don't have many subs you can actually post in.
epicMSN: Mysterious A, Loserella and many other morons have been taking part in MSN conversations that usually are epic.
They are group conversations and usually happen Daily.
Sorry if I've been rude in them, gals. It's the way I roll. cool
I'll be more mature in the next ones. Promise. wink
NEXTTIME!: More sections in the newsletter by more of our lovely
HERE TO STAY crew! Yes, Our crew is gonna stay this way. no more demotions and possibly some promotions. possibly. UNTIL NEXT TIME, I'VE BEEN oooh grapes mmhm
BLAH EW
THERES SEEDS IN THESE ******** ******** YOU
