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Neko_Aryu
Captain

PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:05 pm


World of Pie


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Fifty years have passed since this world was taken over by the offending confections known as pies. Since then they have ruled with an iron serving dish and annoying mathematical skills. Many have opposed these horrible rulers, but all have been crushed under the weight of their filling. But in this world where the mountains are made of cookies, rivers run with milk, and even the dirt is edible (although not very tasty), warriors have risen, stronger than the rebels from before, and ready to overthrow the terrible pies. Will you be successful or will you too meet the same crusted fate?

This is a joke RP, so feel free to just mess around. You don't have to RP a character you posted on the Corrupted Pages sticky here, and you can even RP yourself if you want to. Just remember, no god-modding, and no controlling other people's characters
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:47 pm


From the shadows appeared Neko, ready for... well, nothing really, but the mountains were made of cookies, so it seemed like a good idea at the time.
"I wonder where everyone else is..."

Neko_Aryu
Captain


Grame

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:25 pm


But from the light was cast out Grame! Landing with a *umph*, He herolicly stoood up and survied his surrounds that he heroricly(sp?) graced.
"Hmmm...." He uttered.
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:28 pm


Neko heard the 'umph' and immediately faced the newcomer, running toward him waving his arms wildly.
"RARGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

Neko_Aryu
Captain


Grame

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:30 pm


Grame replied with a graceful toss of his head, that made his manly locks fly in the wind that blew only on him, that excintuated his muscles and billowed his shirt out.
"I have no idea."
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:35 pm


Neko glared, smoldering.
"Hey, I'm the bishie here, man. Only I can make random billowing winds that don't seem to affect anyone else in the general vicinity for no apparent reason. Rawr!"
Then made a face like this: >_<

Neko_Aryu
Captain


Grame

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:40 pm


Grame tossed his, wind billowing (etc., etc.), and laughed. "If so, can you do this?" He smiled and his pearly white teeh, as if catching light from a spot light, gleamed and sparkled, lights flickered behind him as he gazed starry eyed into the distance, his eyes tearing up.
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:46 pm


Neko rolled his eyes, muttering 'show off' under his breath.
"No," he responded, "but I don't need to do that."
Neko flung his head back, his hair slowly flowing behind him and a clam, focused expression playing across his face. His movements were slow, graceful, and seemingly flawless. He finished with a sudden gust of personal wind, blowing his hair flowingly, his baggy clothes billowing across him.
"So there," he stated matter-of-factly.

Neko_Aryu
Captain


Grame

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:56 pm


Grame reched from behind a tree and drew forth a large broadsword. "Pitful, what about this?" Shouting a fearsome warcry, wind billowing (etc. etc.), teeth gleaming (etc. etc.), lightning flashing down and striking the sword, casting Grame in a heroic light.
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:59 pm


Neko shrugged.
"I don't care about that, but here you go."
With his wind still billowing, Neko produced a katana from thin air and proceeded to dash forward at nearly impossible to percieve speeds, slashing with whooshs of heroicness. A stream of radiating pure light issued from his trail behind him, blowing up leaves and leaving plants in his wake.

Neko_Aryu
Captain


Grame

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:06 pm


Neko_Lenore
whooshs of heroicness.

lol lol lol Nice.

Grame pivoted and his manly and muscular foot. Charging forward, the air rushing away to avoid being in the way of such a heroic and masculine charge, Grame slashed at a tree. Not only cuttng it in two, he obliterated it from existence. All that remained were two gold pieces. Grame majesticly and manfully heaved the sword to his muscular, mighty, manly, majestic shoulder which barely moved under the tiny weight.
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:10 pm


Neko swooped forward, catching the gold pieces gracefully before they had even touched the ground. Quickly and skillfully, he flung them out toward some unseen target. They hit their marks, ricocheting first off opposing trees, then a pair of rocks, then each other before landing safely back in Neko's own two hands. He continued his sprint, making a graceful jump across a fence and then looping around Grame twice, letting his hair sway tauntingly in Grame's face.

Neko_Aryu
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Morbid Jok3r

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:54 pm


domokun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:00 pm


"It's come to eat the pie, I know it has!"

Neko_Aryu
Captain


emperor_Hikaru
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:01 pm


Hikaru suddenly appears. "No not the pie!" he yells, diving for said sweet confection.
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