ok so i am currently writing a guide for guys and girls, i am calling it the Bro code, as handed down by Neil Pattrick Harris. and i need your input, if you can see anything that i have forgotten, or if you have any questions concerning the bro code please please post








The Bro Code.


This is a comprehensive list of everything that is bro. but first I think I should define what a “bro” is. Note: this information has been based on the law passed down by Neil Patrick Harris, and may or may not be in the correct order.

Bro- a man, or men who openly participate in another bro’s life, including but not limited to hunting ((picking up chicks.)), daily leisure time (( including watching of sports, mud wrestling or other shows that invoke adrenaline.)) or daily activies ((including peer sports, a sac circle, or any other situation where it is acceptable for men to sweat together.)) note, this must be in some way a daily, weekly, or annual event. Bro-dom is and can be naturally assumed, unless otherwise verbally stated.

#1. Bros over hoes: It is not acceptable, under any circumstance for a bro to choose a lady friend over another bro, unless the lady friend and the first bro’s relationship has lasted more than 5 years before the second bro is involved. Under no reason are you to sacrifice a bro to continue pursuit of another lady friend, unless permission has been granted by your head bro, or your wing man.

#2. Those who are off limit’s to bro’s:
a. A bro’s mother is always off limits, even if given permission by the bro. Note, this supersedes all other codes, even loop holes to other off limit persons. This also applies if the bro was adopted.
b. A bro’s sister remains off limits, until given permission by the bro. note it is NEVER ok to ask a bro permission to date any of their siblings. If permission is given to date a sibling it is not ok to commence the horizontal hello, until the bro assumes it has already occurred.
c. a pet is always off limits, regardless of how drunk, wasted, s**t-faced, high, stoned, or otherwise incapable of discriminating between the pet and a woman.
d. step mothers are fair game, if initiated by her, and her alone, this includes but is not limited to “the” wink, the head on a shoulder plus a sigh, the thigh touch, or any other touching of things below the shoulders or above the shins. Also, if initiated, you may not act on it, unless she is wearing leopard print. ((note: this clause is debatable.))
e. The ex, this is tricky territory, because it is never ok to pursue an ex, even if permission is given. But, it is only ok to act if it is not your will but the will of another bro. I.E. Revenge.

#3 The of limit’s loop hole. If you remain celibate for upwards of six months it is ok to commence the horizontal hello with anyone, without any repercussions from a bro, other than one anger stare, or many jokes about how “you may have a disease.” ((note, this does not apply for letters A. and C of the off limits rules.))

#4 Party fouls.
a. do not, ever c**k block your bro. Note, c**k blocking is allowed if the person has been placed on the douche list. ((it is ok to c**k block if the bro has a disease and you do not want it to spread))
b. Do not, drink the last beer, unless given verbal permission by the bro who brought the beer to the party.
c. It is never ok to lay claims to another bro’s “investment”. When a bro chooses his target, he has the ability to invest in said target, investments include but are not limited to the buying of drinks, dancing, or paying for a meal. Once a man invests in the target you may never get involved, or disrupt the investment at hand, unless donated.
d. When you have something that seems funny in your head, it does not mean that it is funny out loud. It is, and always will be a party foul you kill a joke, even if it is unintentional.
e. If you did something stupid but are too drunk to remember, then it never happened
f. If you do remember, pretend to be too drunk to remember.
g. If you wake up before the lady friend does, then it is not to late to leave. But be generous, leave her bus fare.
h. If she wakes up before you do, it is still not to late to leave.
i. If a bro takes a lady friend up stairs, and you have not targeted a lady friend yourself, it is your duty to detour other couples from that room, to ensure the bro’s goals are met.
j. If a bro is on a dry spell, it is your mission and purpose to make sure that the dry spell is ended.
k. If a bro is on a record breaking hot streak, you must do everything in your power to ensure the streak lives on, even if it means throwing out your own record, or perhaps moving to a small island country. Unless, your hot streaks are equal in length, in which case a discrete game of Rosh ambo will be called into play to determine the who’s record will be cast aside.
l. Ask for the lady friends name before you pursue, it could very well end up being your bro’s sister.
m. If your bro is talking to a lady friend, it is not ok to interrupt the … “conversation.”

#5 In the car “bro-tocol.”
a. it is not cool to change a bro’s radio station. Even if the music being played is a chick song, a song where they do not fully understand the scenario, or if they like it so much they feel the need to sing along with it.
b. Likewise it is not cool to play a chick song while a bro is in the car with you, even if it has some divine relevance to your life, or a previously terminated relationship.
c. Never change the presets, even if a bro has lent you their car for an extended period of time.
d. Like in any other situation, what happens or is said in the privacy of a car, remains in the car. Forever.
e. If for any reason your bro receives a ticket by your fault, It is your duty and obligation to re-imbrues him for the money. Also, it is your duty to be at court that day, even if it coincides with dinner plans, or even work.

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